《statehumans headcanons !! [OUTDATED]》human names🧍♀️🧍🧍♂️
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all of the states have human names that they most commonly use while in public (they also present themselves in a human form, but that's something for another chapter)
*a lot of the states choose to go by these names as nicknames too
*this list isn't finished btw
Alabama: Al Montgomery
Alaska: Alexei Sokolov
Arizona: Ari Phoenix
Arkansas: Andrew Kanan
California: Angela Goldfield
Colombia, District of: Colette Washington
Colorado: Collin Aldro
Connecticut: Constance (Connie) Hepburn
Delaware: Devin Williams
Florida: Flora Hall
Georgia: Georgette Lantis
Hawaii:
Idaho:
Illinois: Lincoln Springfield
Indiana: Ana Jones
Iowa:
Kansas: Dorothy Kanan
Kentucky: Ken (Tucker) Frankfort
Louisiana: Louise Anniston
Maine:
Maryland: Mary Lane
Massachusetts: Macie F. Chamberlain
Michigan: Michelle Lansing
Minnesota: Michael (Micah) Paulson
Mississippi: Missy Jackson
Missouri: Mia
Montana: Helen Montana
Nebraska:
Nevada: Nevaeh Carson
New Hampshire: Thomas Hampshire
New Jersey: Jacqueline (Jackie) Trent
New Mexico: Mateo Sánchez
New York: Tony Giuliani
North Carolina: Noah Charles
North Dakota: Nahimana Dakota (Nahimana is a mistranslated spelling of the word secret in Lakota/Sioux)
Ohio: Oscar Wright
Oklahoma:
Oregon:
Pennsylvania: Pennelope (Penny) Harrisburg
Rhode Island: Ryan Isaac
South Carolina: Sarah Charles
South Dakota: Skah Dakota (Skah means white in Lakota/Sioux)
Tennessee:
Texas: Austin Starr Jones (yes the star is necessary texas is just that extra)
Utah:
Vermont:
Virginia: Victoria Richmond
Washington:
West Virginia: Victor West
Wisconsin:
Wyoming:
*dc almost always goes by her human name, colette
*a lot of their names sound like their state (bc i'm so smart) or their state capital (i'm even smarter) or a populous city in their state (the smartest)
*the "f" in massachusetts' name is a tribute to jfk! (and may or may not be a hetalia reference ??)
*the name lincoln for illinois comes from abraham lincoln
*ohio's last name comes from the wright brothers
*the name dorothy for kansas comes from the wizard of oz. up until she changed it to match the character in 1939, her name was kathryn!
*research was done for alaska, new mexico, new york, south dakota, and north dakota. if any of these names are inaccurate please let me know so i can fix them!!
if you guys have ideas on names for the rest of the states make sure to comment!!
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