starting what i'm gonna call 'character dumps' where i just dump a buncha info/facts on a certain state.

this may or may not go in order? (i wanted to do it alphabetically, but let's be honest some states are just boring lmao)

so let's start with the 1st state alphabetically, Alabama:

- kinda the definition of white male privilege😬

- angry southern male

- is def a snowflake ❄️

- cooks a mean bbq

- has accidentally hit on his sister more than once. or maybe it wasn't an accident.

- has absolutely had it with the incest jokes🧍‍♂️

- plays acoustic guitar and harmonica

- the most stereotypical southern white guy.

- is #besties with mississippi, louisiana, texas, tennessee, florida, south carolina, and north carolina (and pretty much every southern state minus georgia.)

- he personally disowned georgia from the south after she went blue🥶

- yeah they're not on the best of terms rn...

- is homophobic yet has a crush on another male

- it's west virginia btw (yes it's pure irony ik)

- has anger issues.

- republican dad at a family cookout vibes

- has the best tailgate parties

- is a tad too obsessed with college football.

- has a huge rivalry with ohio over it

- is almost always wearing a hat and sunglasses (but not the cute kind. the middle-aged dad kind)

*will update as i come up w more stuff

*no offense to any alabamians lmao