"Good job Y/n, that was great for your first time! Hope you do that well with your first time doing other stuff too."

I groaned, and she laughed.

"Alright, well I have a little issue I need to take care of, so I do have to go."

"What's the issue?"

"There's a politician going around saying Global Warming is real."

"....isn't it?"

"It is, but more people die if nothing is done about it. The less people die, the more lonely I'll be in hell."

Bruno and Abbachio are staring at me in shocked silence. I snapped my phone in half, dropped it in a blender, blended it, dumped the remains out of the window, and sighed. I really need to stop answering the phone when she calls.