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Goblin Progenitor
Jon was finishing up another horrible date, one among many, thinking about how alone he felt now more than ever. When suddenly fate shined its bright headlights of Resurrection onto him.Lighting up a path to never feeling alone again! In a goblin horde!? As the mythical Goblin Progenitor! I would like to apologize in advance for the first few chapters - as they are not super coherent in grammar or past present tenses. I try to improve as I go, the further chapters I feel are a lot better. I will keep striving to improve the story and fix things when the chance presents itself
8 573 - In Serial40 Chapters
Universe Tales: Virtual Log of the Fallen One
Universe Tales. The new VRMMORPG that supported the Full Dive system with the game's settings boasting a 99% likeness to reality. Enter Maria Heltania, a smart and bright high school girl who's unfortunately directionally and technologically challenged. Being forced by her best friend to play the new VRMMO Universe Tales, she decides to be an Angel. Only to be met with misfortune right from the start because of her unique habits, what more lucky or unlucky events could possibly fall upon this young girl?
8 141 - In Serial15 Chapters
Dip$h!+s in Space
An eccentric comedy novel (that thinks it's a TV show) about space, and the Dipsh!+s that end up stranded in it. This hyper-self-aware comedy of stupid proportions, centers around Captain William T Lawg (no relation) and his adventures as a guy who managed to afford a refitted soft-top ice-cream truck, in space. Explore the universe with his trusty crew of valiant randos. Marley, the tech-bro, stoner spacebunny, who just wants to get away from his home world and the bullies it harbors. Duffy, the plump and sassy female mechanic, who has had every job in existence totaling far more years than possible. Roy, the frigging fabulous, flamboyant android, and former spy…or possibly current spy. (dun dun, daaaa!) And lastly, but certainly leastly, that other chick the captain keeps trying to bang. Ride with the crew of the notorious Tast-E-Chill, to a world of wonder that a lot of other space travelers have already been before, but probably not Lawg, so it's still exciting. This satirical joke on itself and every sci-fi trope ever to exist, will be sure to either thrill you or disappoint you, because COMEDY…IS…SUBJECTIVE! With a crew of 3-10 and an IQ of also probably 3-10, The captain putters along to uncharted lands, where history, loot, drama, innuendos of the sexual verity, and various Technicolor hoes shall surely be waiting, usually with some form of trap. Each season brings new and interesting crewmen, like: Menace: the adorable genderless frog-child-thing with the heart of gold and the dialogue vocabulary of a slightly trained parrot. Greg: the 8 foot tall, ancient, thermonuclear, semi-retired alien overlord who just wants to prove he still has a purpose…and also to rule the galaxy. Izzy: a 3rd generation, age-reversed reboot, accidental clone of her own mother/sister/older self, who happens to be Greg's daughter-in-law…and much, much more. Prepare yourself for shallow adventure, moderately-to high offensive dialogue, and overwhelmingly childish scenarios. Tag along as the crew battles, fierce enemies, lack of food and survival tape, and occasionally their own incompetence. Teen Romance, current politics, subtlety, dignity, this sucker has none of those, and it darn well knows it. Raise the sails and grab the rails as a bunch of dipsh!+s find themselves...IN SPACE. (Roll dramatic tapering credits, to royalty free trumpet music)
8 126 - In Serial6 Chapters
Charon's Oar (ON HIATUS)
Cover by RRL's paraenesis! Note: Charon's Oar is currently on hiatus as I continue work on The Hunter Prince and Fortuitous Mage What happens to the souls of the dead when Charon, a ferryman sworn to Hades, has his oar stolen? Unable to navigate the river Styx, he turns to a contact in Iowa to track down the thief and retreive his oar. A sociopathic bounty hunter and his partners, able to slip between realities, have just twenty-four hours to complete their task before the souls of the dead pour over into the realm of the living. Welcome to the Flip Side. Charon's Oar is Urban Fantasy. The main character is an anti-hero. There is a bit of swearing, and violence. If my story interests you, consider checking out my others! The Hunter Prince is a newly started traditioanl fantasy. Fortuitous Mage is an ongoing LitRPG I've recently started uploading. Shadowstep is a completed First Draft for Book 1 of a Steampunk-Lite series!
8 197 - In Serial206 Chapters
BadLifeguard
December 31st 2021. An 18-year-old boy in rural Ireland realises that he has super powers. The basics of which are easy to grasp, the complexities not so much. After a life time of consuming all forms of super hero media, wanting to be a hero his entire life, you'd think he'd be thrilled.Well, yeah, it's fun sometimes, but if he stumbled upon super powers, then what's to stop a 'twat' from getting them? He's well aware of the depths of human depravity, so with no money, no friends, no plans for the future, and the ever looming question as to where these fantastic abilities came from:How is an idiot in the middle of nowhere going to stop super villains from conquering the world?That's a trick question.Because they already have.BadLifeguard
8 126 - In Serial19 Chapters
The Successor
The Immortal God Emperor is dead...yet his Successor will one day arise. The worlds had long moved on from the greatest Cultivator of all time. The things that had been achieved and the advances made in the Immortal God Emperor's absence were nothing to turn one's nose up at. And yet, something was always missing. Because Cultivators, no matter the goals they pursue, always bow to the greater power. They seek it, they covet it for themselves, and they serve it with reverence. Shan Kai Lan was born into such a world. Born to two herb farmers whose cultivation did not surpass the Foundation Realm, yet who loved their son more than anything. Kai Lan was a child blessed by the Spiritual Plain, far more gifted and more intelligent than others his age. Yet the more profound his achievements, the greater the likelihood that his happy, peaceful life would be trampled on by those who desired his potential for themselves. The question of Kai Lan's journey becomes not whether he will reach the highest peak of cultivation, but what he will be forced to do to keep his young Clan, and the happiness it provides, at peace. Note to Reader: I am not of an Asian background, but this work is heavily influenced by Eastern stories and concepts. In saying that, it is an INFLUENCE only. Keep in mind that this is a fantasy work, and any butchering of names, concepts or cultural objects/places/subjects are not meant in any way to offend. With that in mind, Happy Reading! - Jelim
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