If I died,

What would you do?

I know what I would do.

Would you cry?

Would you be sad, heartbroken?

If I died,

I wouldn't mind.

I wouldn't care.

Would you wish I was still here?

Just in case I died,

Would you come to my funeral?

Would I even have one?

I think three people would go.

If I died,

I wouldn't even show up.

Not to my own funeral,

Because I wouldn't want to.