GUYS! if i do 2 chapters a day from tonight till the 2nd (day before i move into my dorm) then the book can finish with 60 chapters! that would be perfect and means within one week i can start updating midnight raid again

***if you didn't see, my other books are currently on hold so i can focus on one at a time

this is my ideal and hopefully i can fit everything into 12 more chapters :)

also this book feels like it's become a fever dream

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"We are standing seven feet deep in flaming shit right now." My body goes limp, my soul pounding at my chest to try and break free and grant me the sweet release of death as I sit in the passenger seat while Yoongi throws a bitching fit about his "blue balls" in the back seat and Jungkook drives while rubbing his still hard dick with his left hand, "Am I the only one this embarrassed?" I mutter to myself.

"I need to cum." Both men groan in unison, not caring whatsoever about the embarrassing shit that just happened to us.

Just ten minutes ago, I had immediately screamed high pitch as we heard our friend on the other line while Yoongi cursed because he's now getting cock blocked and Jungkook almost came on the spot at the idea of someone listening to us during foreplay. After shoving Jungkook up and off of me like the linebacker that Mommy is, I had hung up and shoved Jungkook and Yoongi into Jungkook's room for them to get changed.

All of us stripped immediately in a rush, meaning that I had to yank Jungkook off of me before he went into a humping spree out of horny agony and pull Yoongi up from Jungkook's bed to keep him from pouting grumpily and wasting time, all while tossing clothes their way.

I try to fix my hair, yanking out a brush from my bag since I had no time to do more than a bit of my usual morning routine and fixing my rats nest isn't the most important when my slightly greasy ass face and unbrushed teeth are more worth fixing.

Fixing my appearance more in the small car mirror, I glance over and chuckle at Jungkook's annoyed expression.

"Relax, please. No way are you busting in my car." I swat his hand away from his boner that is thankfully not too obvious under his baggier black dress pants and black blazer.

"Right, it should be in your mouth." Jungkook retaliates with a smirk and grips my upper thigh while his left hand takes over steering the wheel.

My eyes widen momentarily but the sight of a pouting Yoongi with his arms crossed in the reflection of the middle rear view mirror makes me bust out a giggle. I turn around to him, the dark grey blazer and pant set slightly too big for him, making him look adorable as FUCK.

"Cute." I grin at him and wink playfully, his eyebrows raising momentarily before he glances away while his pale cheeks turn pink.

"Whatever." He mumbles out, causing me to laugh.

Turning around to button and fix up my own suit before we arrive, I stare down at the dark red suit that's also a bit oversized on me. Both Yoongi and I have Jungkook's wardrobe to thank for our last minute outfits, my panicked state earlier just pulling out whatever professional outfits I could find.

Pulling up to the parking lot and forcibly fixing Yoongi's messy hair as he tries swatting me away, we eventually stumble out and hike our asses up to the door while being twenty minutes late. Yoongi doesn't actually work here suddenly, I just wasn't going to leave him at home.

We all slow down as we reach the door and start glancing to one another.

"You first, Y/n." Jungkook smiles and steps aside.

"What! No, you!" I whisper shout, none of us wanting to be the first to walk in and we continue shoving each other and bickering -my knee aiming at his balls while his foot tries kicking my shin- until we pause, realizing Yoongi is holding the door for us.

"Oh... thanks." I shyly smile while starting to walk inside, "SIKE!" I slide to the side of the concrete wall of the building, Jungkook taking my place as the one who's walking in first now since he was right behind me.

"You shit covered cotton swab, get over here!" Jungkook hollers out angrily and slaps his grip onto the back of my blazer's collar, yanking me inside with him all while Yoongi rolls his eyes.

"OOP- " Jungkook halts and my back bumps into his own, "Like the show?😼" His ears stand proud while his... dick also stands proud as well.

"Bro, put that shit away." I whisper to him from his right side and he pulls his blazer down in slight embarrassment.

"Came to work I see?" Jimin raises a brow while standing in front of us and smirks before whispering to himself, "Didn't cum anywhere else though, I bet." He snickers with a chuckle and Taehyung comes bouncing into the main room as we head to the check in desk, our asses lucky that Jimin left it at that.

"Pretty girl! So pretty, Y/n Noona!" Taehyung pats my head while full of joy.

"Good morning, sweetheart." I giggle at the man whose happy more than usual, his little bounce in his steps making his fluffy hair bounce as well.

"Kitty!" He pats Jungkook's head as well and pokes around at his fluffy black ears, Jungkook bumping noses with him softly and Taehyung giggles happily.

Next, Taehyung moves onto the last person to greet.

"Snakey!" He runs over to Yoongi and his feet (that are for some reason only wearing socks) slide across the floor and he tackles the angry hybrid in a full body hug, "Yoon Yoon! You're back!" He nuzzles his head into the crook of the shocked man's neck.

"Get off, fuzz buzz." Yoongi tries kicking his feet under the bigger man while Taehyung cuddles him on the floor, "I said, get off!"

Taehyung giggles at the struggling smaller man in his embrace, "So cute! Angry snake!" He continues rubbing his face onto the other hybrid neck and cheek and licking him as well all while Yoongi cusses in protest.

"Well, this is interesting." I chuckle while Jimin laughs at the struggling man.

"Y/n... Jungkook... PLEASE!" Yoongi's battlecries are heard echoing throughout the whole building as we watch on, not even lifting a finger to help.

Once Taehyung is done, he stands up and before Yoongi can stand, Taehyung picks him up bridal style and brings him to us all while the smaller has his arms crossed and a scowl on his face.

"Tell your cat to put my ass down." He mumbles and Taehyung does as he's asked, propping Yoongi upright on his feet and he gives him one last bear hug before patting his head just like he had done to Jungkook and I.

"Why are you so happy, Tae? Did something happen?" I grin and he shakes his head, his hair floofing as he does.

"I sucked the life out of Jim Jim before work." He smiles.

"WHAT?!" All three of us stare at Jimin.

🤨 🤨 🤨

Jungkook and Yoongi both stomp their feet like children in frustration.

"Not fair." Jungkook narrows his eyes on Jimin who hides behind me.

"But there's another thing!" Taehyung perks up, his hand on my arm shaking me a bit to get my attention back to only him.

"What's that, baby?" I coo while running my fingers through his dark curly hair, him leaning into my touch.

"We gots to close the business possibly while a storm passes! If we do then that means no working!" He grins while telling me through the blaring alarm sound of a severe storm warning coming from our phones.

"S-storm?" Yoongi shudders in fear before jumping into Taehyung's arms bridal style, "PROTECT ME!" He hollers with his eyes squeezed shut.

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this felt like a filler omg im so sorry if it was boring