3rd person POV:

The young (Y/n) stared at his new stepmother and sister.

Anna:!?

(Y/n):....

He walked up to his new stepmother.

(Y/n):... You're the strawberry lady!

Dianna:(chuckles)

Dianna: Glad you remember me.

(Y/n): You serve the best strawberries in the mother fucking tristate area! Of course, I'd remember you.

(Y/n): Thank you for your service to this country.

Dianna: Shouldn't you say that to your father? He is a cop.

(Y/n): Your job is much more important.

Connor: Uhh...

(Y/n): I approve of your choice Conner.

Connor: Dad.

(Y/n): Nah.

Dianna: Well this is my daughter, Anna. Say hi, Anna.

Anna: H-H-Hi...

(Y/n): Have we met before?

Anna:(nods)

Dianna: You have? Where?

Anna:(mumbles) School...

Connor: I heard there was an incident at school today.

(Y/n): Really? What happened?

Connor; Apparently a student was sent to the hospital... Anna saw it. You wouldn't know what happened?

(Y/n):.... Is that it?

Connor: Is there something else?

(Y/n): Not if you know what's good for you.

Connor: Okay... How about you girls get settled in, I'll update him on the situation.

Dianna: Sure honey.

The two walk out of the room.

The father and son then stared at each other.

(Opening theme)

Connor: So here's the thing...

Connor: Friday, me and Dianna are going to go on our honeymoon.

Connor: You and Anna will be staying here alone.

(Y/n): I don't care.

Connor: I'm going to need you to care.

Connor: Those two just came out of a... Let's say a "rough" time in their lives.

Connor: Anna especially took it hard. You saw how shy she was.

(Y/n): Shy? I just thought she didn't know how to speak.

Connor:...

Connor: I'm going to cut to the chase.

Connor: I need you to be a big brother to her and make sure no harm comes to her while I and Dianna are gone for two weeks.

Connor; Can you do that?

(Y/n): That sounds like an utter waste of my time. I'd much rather knock myself unconscious with the remains of a penguin.

Connor: For me.

(Y/n): I ain't your slave, you pig. I'll treat her like I treat every else.....

(Y/n): Without mercy...

Connor: I'll give you 5000 yen...

(Y/n): 10000.

Connor: 6000.

(Y/n): 8500.

Connor: 6500.

(Y/n): Weekly.

Connor: Once.

(Y/n): Yearly.

Connor:... Will you continue to protect her?

(Y/n):.... Per semester then.

Connor:... Fine. Deal.

(Y/n): Deal.

The two shook hands.

Connor: You'll get your first payment when I get back.

(Y/n): Alright... Expect a broken arm if there's a delay.

Connor: I remember last time.

Believing the conversation was over, (Y/n) sits on his bed. Connor began to leave, then stopped when he remembered something.

Connor: Hey... Are you okay with me getting remarried?

Connor: You don't have to consider Dianna your new mom if you don't want to. After what happened with your mother, I would understand-

(Y/n): I don't care who you shove your cock into. Unless you have any strawberries you can fuck off before I fuck you up.

Connor:(sigh)... Your aunt and grandpa say hi.

(Y/n): Tell them to eat a dick.

Connor: Right.

Finally leaving, (Y/n) watches TV while the other inhabitants of the house do whatever it is they do.

(TIMESKIP)

It was Thursday, (Y/n) sat at his table along with Marcus who joined him.

(Y/n) then went on to explain his new situation about his new family members and the deal with his father.

Marcus: What?

(Y/n): Yep. New stepmom and sis.

(Y/n): And along with them, came the easiest job ever!

(Y/n): I'm about to be rich compared to what I have right now.

Marcus: So what you're saying is... You can get me an in with Anna?

(Y/n): Who the hell is Anna?

Marcus: Your stepsis. You know, the one who you're supposed to protect?

(Y/n): That's her name? What a shitty ass name...

Marcus: Do you even remember what she looks like?

(Y/n): Yeah... She's black, right?

Marcus: Jesus Christ...

Marcus: There she is.

He points her out to (Y/n).

Marcus: Let her sit with us.

(Y/n): Why?

Marcus: It'll be easier to protect her.

(Y/n): From what? God?

Marcus grabs him by the collar.

Marcus: Because of you all the sexy chicks are scared away from us! I refuse to be a virgin forever!

Marcus: You will introduce me to her or I'll

(Y/n) grabs his fingers and begins twisting them.

Marcus: Owowowow! I'm sorry, I'm sorry, please don't break my fingers!

Releasing his fingers, (Y/n) then slaps Marcus against the head.

(Y/n): Tch, get a life.

Marcus: Yes... A life with her.

(Y/n):....

Marcus: Please!

(Y/n): Give me your wallet.

Marcus:?

(Y/n): Well?

Marcus reluctantly hands his wallet to (Y/n), who simply pockets it.

(Y/n): Yo! Anna or whatever your shitty name is!

Anna:!?

(Y/n): Get over here!

Anna:(looks around)

Anna:(points at herself)

(Y/n): If you make me come over there, I'll break the other arm!

Anna: Eek!

She quickly comes over to the two, while everyone else watched with wonder.

(Y/n): Sit down.

Anna: O-okay...

Sitting down, Anna didn't quite know what to do in the situation.

Marcus:(whispers) Thanks man...

Anna: S-so... You two are friends?

(Y/n): Eh... He's more of my minion.

Marcus: Hehe... He's joking. We're best friends.

(Y/n): He's more of my minion.

Marcus: So Anna, are you seeing someone?

Anna: W-what?

Marcus: Are you in a relationship with anyone?

Anna: No...

(Y/n) slapped the back of Marcus head before continuing eating lunch.

Anna:... I heard you were supposed to protect me.

(Y/n):...

Anna: If something bad happens... Then y-you should just just look the other way.

(Y/n): Don't tell me what to do.

Marcus: Do you think something is going to happen to you?

Anna: It's possible...

(Y/n): Shut up before I kick your ass!

Anna: O-okay!

Marcus: Anna, has anyone ever told you-

(Y/n): That goes for you too.

Marcus: Okay then...

(Ending theme)