3rd person POV:

The gang and Jason's grandfather were out in the forest setting up camp.

David: Thanks for coming along and helping me. With all the beast sightings, I might get eaten if I came alone.

Marcus: No problem. The wonders of camping and learning from you is something I couldn't say no too.

(Y/n): I'm only here to punch the wildlife.

(Y/n): These guys can help you out with your...

David: Fishing trip.

(Y/n): Fishing!? You want the vegetables of the meat kingdom?

(Y/n): You know, it's shit like this that makes me think I should start listening to what people say to me.

Anna: Fish isn't that bad. Sushi is nice.

(Y/n): Ah yes raw fish.

(Y/n): Of course, you'd like something raw in your mouth. You look like that kind of person.

Anna: What do you mean by "I'd like something raw"-

Anna:(blush)

Marcus:(chuckles)

She begins to repeatedly punch (Y/n)'s shoulder which didn't phase him at all.

Anna: You're so stupid, stupid stupid stupid!

(Y/n):(mumbles) Not my fault that you look like that...

(Y/n): Anyway...

Anna is still hitting (Y/n).

(Y/n): Anything is better than fish. Just try any meat in the world.

David: I'll get you some meat later, let's set up camp for now.

And so the five of them set up four tents before getting ready to go fishing at a nearby lake.

While Jason got a head start on sleeping, David began telling tales about his youth to the others.

David: So there I was... In the tenth round.

David: Both me and my opponent were tired as all hell with bruises in all the worse places.

David: But the cheering of the crowd for both of us to fight, made us ignore our exhausted state and continue.

David: We began exchanging blows... Pow! Bam! Smack!

David: The only thing that kept me going was the thought of what I would get if I won.

David: Fame... Some fortune... And the love of my life wrapped around my arms.

Leona: At the end, who won?

David: My opponent landed a few devastating blows... But they weren't enough.

David: In the end, I won.

Leona: What other stories do you have?

David: Hmm...

David:(glances at (Y/n))

(Y/n): Zzzzzz... Zzzzzz...

David: How about a story about a young (Y/n).

Leona: Definitely.

Anna: Yes, please.

Marcus: Well this is a death sentence...

David: So this story takes place when he was two and I was still living with my daughter.

David: So I'm just sitting on the couch watching tv, "chilling" as you youngsters say...

David: Until I start hearing a crashing sound and April shouting "Jason!?".

David: It was common for him to slip out of her clutches. Usually, when that happened, they began playing the game of cat and mouse.

David: It was the norm, so I continued watching Tv.

David: A few minutes pass by until I hear in the distance a " Daaaaaaad...?"

David: Of course I asked "Yes?".

David: I then hear her from across the house shout "I'm STUUUUCCCCKKKK!"

David: Before I could question it, I noticed the channels on the TV change, so I looked to the side and saw baby Jason, completely covered in dust with the tv remote.

David: Jason then turns to me, stares for a moment, then goes back to see what was on tv.

David: At this point, I knew something was up.

David: I go up to the second floor and guess what I see.

Anna: What?

David: I see my daughter's legs, dangling out of the ceiling in defeat.

Leona: How did that happen?

David: That's exactly what I asked.

David: But she just said in a whining way "I don't want to talk about it, just helllppp meeee!".

David: So I did what any father would do and began taking pictures of the moment.

David: But once she began sobbing I helped her out.

David: When Connor and May got home, we had a good laugh.

Marcus: So what happened? How did she fall through the ceiling?

David: No idea. She never said.

(Y/n): I tricked her into jumping, she then fell through the addict.

David: Look who's awake.

(Y/n): It's hard to sleep when people are talking your ear off with stupid stories.

Anna: Wait, how do you remember what happened? Weren't you two?

(Y/n): I remembered a lot.

(Y/n): Especially what my stupid mom did.

David: April wasn't stupid, she actually had a doctorate in chemistry.

(Y/n): Pfft... Then explain why the idiot thought she could get rid of hunger with hugs.

Everyone:?

(Y/n): Every time I was hungry, she would just shove my face in her chest. It was annoying as hell.

Marcus: D-do you... Do you not know what breastfeeding is?

(Y/n):.....

(Y/n): That explains a few things...

(Timeskip)

The day began drawing to an end as after the group finished some of their grilled grub they began getting into their tents.

The boys were first to enter their tents. As the girls began entering the tents, Anna noticed that Leona was going to enter a different tent than hers.

Anna: Wait, why are you getting in (Y/n)'s tent-

Anna:(blushes)... A-are you...

Leona: Shhh...

Leona: Enjoy your tent.

She gets inside (Y/n)'s tent.

(Y/n):?

(Y/n): What do you want?

Leona: To sleep. Was planning to do it here, but if this is too much for you...

(Y/n): Fine, but I'm not in the mood to try any of that sex stuff.

Leona: Okay...

After some shuffling, Leona laid down next to (Y/n).

Leona:...

(Y/n):....

Leona: Can I... Ask something?

(Y/n): What?

Leona: You haven't been with anyone else before me right?

(Y/n): Yep.

Leona: So why did you decide to date me?

(Y/n):?

Leona: I doubt you're the type to have a crush or suddenly fall in love, so why?

(Y/n):.....

(Y/n): Fighting...

Leona: Huh?

(Y/n): Fighting, causing pain, those kinds of things make me excited, make me happy even.

(Y/n): But recently... people have tried taking advantage of what I like to do.

(Y/n): The hoes of the round table, queen bitch, my grandma, and granduncle.

(Y/n): It pisses me off and just spoils what I like.

(Y/n): So I'm trying to find something else that makes me happy.

Leona:... Do I make you happy?

(Y/n): I don't know... This shit is so different from what I'm used to, I can't tell yet.

(Y/n): Once I tough it out for a while, I'll tell you... If I don't forget.

Leona: Okay. I get it.

The two proceed to lay down in silence.

After a few moments pass, Leona's hand begins to inch closer to (Y/n)'s.

As she was about to grab his hand and drift to sleep, David shouts.

David: Bear!

Leona/(Y/n):?

(Y/n) gets out of the tent while the other simply stick out their heads to see a David in front of a bear.

David: You all run, I'll hold it off!

The bear gets on its hind legs.

Bear: Rrooooaaaarrrr!

(Y/n): Tch!

(Y/n): You ain't some kind of Russian wrestler gramps!

(Y/n) walks up to the bear, pushing aside his grandfather along the way.

The Hellspawn then kicks the bear in the crotch, stunning it while also making the bear lean forward.

Wrapping one arm around its neck, (Y/n) then suplexed the bear.

Realizing that it had picked a fight with the Dragon from hell, the bear attempted to escape, but Jason didn't allow it to.

(Y/n): You ain't leaving until I say so, you furry bastard!

The Hellspawn began dragging the bear to the nearby lake where they were fishing earlier today.

Leona, Anna, and Marcus quickly got dressed then followed David to see what (Y/n) was going to do to the bear.

Arriving near the lake, they saw the Hellspawn break the Geneva Conventions as he waterboards the bear by shoving its head into the water, only allowing a few breaks to breathe.

(Y/n): Stupid nature! Do you think you can pick a fight with me?!

Bear:(drowning)

Marcus: Well this breaks several rules...

Anna: This shouldn't be anything new to you...