《The Brutal Life Of A Delinquent》Back to basics
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3rd person POV:
After David, May, and Connor left suddenly for no apparent reason, Marcus began teaching (Y/n) the basics of taking care of a baby.
(Y/n): Ugh! (Cleans hands)
(Y/n): What do they feed you?
John:(embarrassed noises)
(Y/n): You need to learn how to use the damn toilet.
Marcus: He's one.
(Y/n): He can still learn.
The Hellspawn then placed his spawn on his shoulder. John then began holding onto (Y/n) as he walked about.
Marcus:...
(Y/n): What?
Marcus: N-nothing...
Getting a drink from the fridge, he noticed the lack of anything strawberry related.
(Y/n): Tch...
(Y/n): What the hell have you been doing?
Marcus: Uh. Not much.
Marcus: Got a degree in psychology. Then I was basically made into the designated nanny to John.
Marcus: I also...(clears throat)... Helped Anna "relieve stress" at work.
(Y/n): So... You were her bitch?
Marcus: Don't swear in front of John! Leona would kill us if she found out.
(Y/n): It's just a word.
(Y/n): So where's Anna? I need to beat the shit out of her.
Marcus: Could you just help her see the problem she has?
(Y/n): I will... By beating the shit out of her.
Marcus:(sigh)
Marcus: Well with her generals out searching for us, we'll need-
(Y/n): Generals?
Marcus: Hold ways die hard. She got four generals of her own.
(Y/n): In that case, screw her. I want to get back in my groove.
(Y/n): This will be good to teach John the way of the badass.
Marcus: Leona is going to be pissed...
(Y/n): Her problem, not mine.
Opening the front door he saw two large men in black.
(Y/n):(evil grin)
(Opening theme)
After beating up two men who may or may not have been working for Anna, the three began walking through the city.
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(Y/n): So who are these generals? Hopefully some strong bastards.
Marcus: Since we're in the area, let's see Bobby brawler.
Marcus: Bobby is in charge of the new recruits' training. And a fan of Leona.
John:(wanting that one noise)
(Y/n): Then it's settled, I'm beating the shit out of Bobby.
(Y/n): Where can we find this Bobby?
Marcus: I believe she's set up base in the park. Her cover is being a park ranger.
(Y/n): The hell is a park ranger? Is it like a power ranger?
Marcus:... God, I missed you.
(Y/n): Dude, I don't do homo.
Marcus: I didn't mean it like that!
On their walk to the park, Marcus attempted to discuss Anna's mental state with Jason but he didn't understand what he was saying, so he simply ignored him.
Marcus: And that's why I believe Anna sees you less as an older brother figure and more of an f-
(Y/n): Are you still talking? I like, stopped listening after the first ten words.
John:(yawn)
(Y/n): Exactly!
Marcus: I worked hard to get my degree, I would appreciate it if you listened. What I'm talking about could help you talk Anna down.
(Y/n): If by "talk", you mean "beat the shit out of her", then I doubt it.
John:(points)
Marcus/(Y/n):?
The three then see a group of people in rows practicing martial arts that a person in the front is performing.
Marcus: That's Bobby.
(Y/n): I can't tell if they're a little boy or a tomboy.
(Y/n): Eh... Who cares.
He grabs John and tosses him to Marcus.
Marcus: Jesus!!
He barely catches him.
John:(giggles)
Marcus: Don't throw the baby!
(Y/n): Yo! Button!
Bobby:?
Bobby:!
Bobby: You're the Hellspawn!
(Y/n): Yep-
Bobby: Class dismissed!
Bobby: Mister Hellspawn, I've heard so much about you from Zach.
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(Y/n): I don't care.
Bobby: Of course not. Are you looking for Leona?
(Y/n): Not really. But do you know where she is?
Bobby: She just left a few minutes ago, I'm sorry.
(Y/n): Tch...
(Y/n): Then there's no point in being here.
Bobby: Oh, okay, bye.
(Y/n): See ya.
(Y/n):....
(Y/n): Wait a minute! I came here to kick your ass!
Bobby: You want to fight? O-okay, sure.
(Y/n): Marcus!
Marcus: What?
(Y/n): Keep John away from her. She has some kind of mental manipulation technique.
Marcus: N-no... I think it's just your stupidity.
(Y/n): The hell you say!?
John:(giggles)
Their argument was stopped when Bobby turned on a boombox.
(Vs Bobby theme)
Bobby: Okay, we can fight.
(Y/n): Good.
The Hellspawn approaches Bobby with violent intent.
Bobby took up a fighting pose.
Jason was first to throw a punch. Bobby reacted quickly enough to dodge the first blow, but her quick reaction would harm her when (Y/n) swung wildly at her.
Without thinking, she hoped back, until she tripped.
Now on the ground, (Y/n) attempted to stomp on her.
Bobby: EEEK!
She began rolling away from his stomps.
This annoyed the Hellspawn, so he ran closer and kicked her side with enough force to lift her off the ground. He then punched her straight back to the ground.
(Y/n): John, you better be taking notes, what I'm doing is showing you is how to be awesome.
John:(nods)
Bobby, who stood up while he was distracted, kicked (Y/n) in the side.
Without flinching to her attack, (Y/n) turned around and faced her.
She began bobbing and weaving to try and throw the Hellspawn off.
She began kicking and punching the Hellspawn who took the hits without trouble.
Bobby: They weren't lying when they said you were strong...
(Y/n) threw a haymaker that Bobby tried to block, but his sheer power and her lack in specialty made it fruitless.
The impact of his fist knocks Bobby into a daze, which (Y/n) took full advantage of as he began his barrage of heavy punches.
The Hellspawn with a great punch to the jaw sent her flying upwards.
To add some style, he finished her off with a flip kick, that knocked her down to the ground.
John:(baby cheering)
(Y/n): Heh...
(Y/n): Yeah, this really helped with getting back into my groove.
Walking up to Marcus, he grabbed his child and the three headed off to the next general.
Bobby:..... Ow.
Meanwhile with Anna.
With access to the city's surveillance footage, she was able to watch how (Y/n), John and Marcus wandered the city.
For a moment, a very brief moment.... Her expression was one of relief before turning into one of annoyance.
Anna: Tch...
Anna: What the hell are those morons doing?
Anna: Don't they care about the state of the world or are they doing just to spite me?
(Ending theme)
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