Order in the Chat. Let's see how long this lasts.

Notes: Oddly, Discord inspired chat fics usually don't have moderators. And oddly most of them don't have more than one channel. That's going to change in this book.

Note 2: Okay this chapter has become WAY longer than I initially intended. As much as I like long chapters I think it would be best to just chop it in half. This opens up a bunch of new possibilities for the group and I want to hear your opinions on what to do. Check the end of the chapter to learn more about this

Note 3: This takes place the same day as A Chaotic Welcome

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#general

(7:35 PM)

Excuse me

I don't mean to interrupt your argument on whether pineapple goes on pizza

(7:35 PM)

Which it totally does

(7:35 PM)

AS IF! That is a crime against culinary itself!

(7:35 PM)

It's not my fault your tongue can't handle the zest

For a cook you really don't know taste when you see one.

(7:35 PM)

Says the bird who died after eating one of my orange gummies

(7:35 PM)

THATS DIFFERENT

(7:35 PM)

Is it?

(7:35 PM)

Wait what I've never heard of this

(7:35 PM)

Thats cause the big tough bird doesn't want anyone to know

I have the video I can share it with you later

(7:36 PM)

*Yes please*

(7:36 PM)

***SEND IT TO ME TOO***

(7:36 PM)

THIS IS BLACKMAIL

(7:36 PM)

The only blackmail here is the bird who cant except his has sh+t taste!

(7:36 PM)

EXCUSE ME

(7:36 PM)

Don't start arguments you can't win B)

(7:36 PM)

What winning? None of what Bull said made any sense!

(7:36 PM)

As interesting as this conversation is

(Which thank you, by the way, I will adjust the Bar's menu to the consensus, no pineapple on pizza)

(7:36 PM)

Yes

(7:36 PM)

No!

(7:37 PM)

But dear Sprout wanted to say something only to be buried by your comments 

(7:37 PM)

Wait really?

oh yeah it did

SORRY SPROUT

(7:37 PM)

It's alright :)

You were clearly passionate about the topic and I didn't want to interrupt

It was quite interesting to see the different sides to the argument

Even if you did get a bit wild in the process

(7:37 PM)

*Rosa, how did we end up with the most wholesome precious bean in our lab*

(7:37 PM)

*I don't know Bea but I'm not sure if we deserve him*

(7:37 PM)

!!!

*Guys... <3*

(7:38 PM)

*PRECIOUS!*

(7:38 PM)

ew, affection

(7:38 PM)

wow way to kill the mood hot topic

(7:38 PM)

Oh my

But anyway Sprout, you were saying?

(7:38 PM)

Oh, yes, thank you, Barley.

I was going to ask, has anyone seen Mr. P?

I know he's the creator of the chat and the sole moderator in this

But he hasn't been seen since 6:48 PM

(7:38 PM)

*You remembered the exact time?*

(7:38 PM)

I'm a robot. This is normal for me

I'm just worried that we might have scared him off?

Like we were too crazy here and he just bailed on us?

(7:39 PM)

Oh, Sprout...

(7:39 PM)

I'm worried for my fellow Mythic

(7:39 PM)

Tbf

the last thing we were talking about then was whether or not Frank is actually worthy of carrying Molneer and was secretly Thor

(7:39 PM)

*Mjolnir

(7:39 PM)

^ That

And I think at that point he'd blown a fuse already

(7:39 PM)

*If you guys killed my bird buddy I swear to all*

(7:39 PM)

You two are *birds of a feather*?

(7:40 PM)

Even if you helped in doing that

(7:40 PM)

***guys***

(7:40 PM)

Even if I wanted to leave this darn thing I can't

(7:40 PM)

Mr. P!

You're okay!

(7:40 PM)

Good evening Mr. P

(7:40 PM)

I'm just working on a bunch of stuff to fix this darn thing

I do NOT want a repeat of earlier's events.

(7:40 PM)

probably still happen

#rules

(7:40 PM)

***1. KEEP THE CHAT PG-15***

The bar has been raised because the kids are 15+. Keep swearing at a minimum or you'll be muted. Don't be naughty.

***2. TREAT EACH OTHER WITH RESPECT.***

Like it or not we're all in this together. Leave any gripes and battles outside on the battlefield.

Not everyone can keep up with light speed. Unless it's relevant to the topic, keep it to yourself.

***4. KEEP THE CHATS IN ITS RESPECTIVE CHANNELS.***

There will be chats for various topics, keep whatever you're talking about there.

Only a few here can understand Spanish, much less Japanese, use English so we can communicate properly. No using of foreign languages to pass the swearing rule.

***6. LISTEN TO THE MODS AND OWNER***

They will be trying to enforce rules on this server. Whatever they say goes.

***7. DO NOT ABUSE YOUR POWER***

Some people here (mods) have more power over others. Don't use your mod status to get what you want.

We will close those loops. While you're here you follow the rules

*MORE RULES WILL BE ADDED IN THE FUTURE* (edited)

(7:40 PM)

(7:40 PM)

*Damn*

(7:41 PM)

Ah, new rules!

Yes, I quite like this one. The explanation makes it much easier to see what is and isn't allowed.

(7:41 PM)

*I'd have preferred that all foul language be disallowed but I guess this will have to do.*

(7:41 PM)

You really are high strung aren't ya Nani

(7:41 PM)

Excuse me?

(7:41 PM)

Ooh Jacky's not happy

(7:41 PM)

What's going on Carl?

(7:41 PM)

She threw her phone into the wall and started cursing up a storm.

(7:41 PM)

What did she say?

(7:41 PM)

Wait she's picking up her phone again.

(7:41 PM)

THAT NEW RULE IS BULLSH+T. WHY THE F+CK ARE WE NOT ALLOWED TO CUSS HERE. THE KIDS ARE OLD ENOUGH TO SAY F+CK.

[User Jacky has been muted for 10 minutes]

(7:41 PM)

Huh.

*I like this change*

(7:41 PM)

Oh thank goodness.

I was not looking forward to sharing more of her foul language here.

I get enough of THAT in the mines, thank you very much.

(7:41 PM)

That's dumb.

We're not babies.

(7:42 PM)

But we share it with young children so discretion has to be made.

(7:42 PM)

Thats BS

(7:42 PM)

It is Brawl Stars!

(7:42 PM)

*oop*

(7:42 PM)

Whats the limits to that?

(7:42 PM)

Say any strong words three times and you get muted.

(7:42 PM)

What are the strong words?

(7:42 PM)

*I don't need to explain that*

(7:42 PM)

*Fungus*

(7:42 PM)

*Son of a Biscuit Eater*

(7:42 PM)

*Sweet Nectar*

(7:43 PM)

Okay but

Is anyone freaked out about the rules?

(7:43 PM)

Why on earth would a sheriff be unsettled by the rules?

(7:43 PM)

It's not that

It's just

Mr. P sounds nice in the rules???

And he managed to make Discord work like that???

Thats not how it works???

(7:43 PM)

Damn you're right

Somethings not right here

(7:43 PM)

WHO ARE YOU AND WHAT DID YOU DO WITH MY BIRD FRIEND?!

(7:43 PM)

*birds of a feather*

(7:43 PM)

Calm down everyone

(7:43 PM)

GRAMPS!

(7:43 PM)

Mr. P just got a wee bit of help

(7:43 PM)

Me and Gale DM'd Mr. P earlier to help discuss rules and stuff.

Cause there's no way he's handling all of y'all

(7:43 PM)

Aw man the moms on the case. Funs over

(7:43 PM)

Actually, Pam's pretty lenient all things considered.

It's really Nani you've got to be worried about

(7:43 PM)

Ah yes, Penny, mind explaining what you did earlier last week?

(7:43 PM)

Suddenly I cannot read

(7:44 PM)

Back on topic.

Yes, I'm getting some help to reign in your NONSENSE.

BECAUSE APPARENTLY YOU IDIOTS REALLY CAN't KEEP IT OUT OF THE SERVER

So we're doing this

(7:44 PM)

Ooooohhh

(7:44 PM)

Imagine having to give your janitor the same title position as you

(7:44 PM)

Oof

(7:44 PM)

Oh, I'm just gonna be a moderator.

Mr. P still has power over us by being the owner.

Which is fine. I'd just like to keep the order.

(7:44 PM)

Thank you, Grandpa.

(7:44 PM)

Oh wow that's a lot of roles.

(7:44 PM)

Anyone else seeing the new #trophy-road channel too?

(7:44 PM)

Nope! All I have is the new #chromatic one!

#announcements

(7:45 PM)

*You all have received new roles based on your rarity and now have access to your rarity's chat room. You can now talk to your rarity-mates without spamming the #general channel*

*You also need to vote on a moderator for your respective rarity. They'll not only be the moderator for your rarity's chat but for the whole server as a whole. Except forandMe, and are already the moderators for those rarities*

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(7:45 PM)

Oh how exciting!

(7:45 PM)

Oh this is gonna be idiotic...

(7:45 PM)

But neither of you will even have to vote?

(7:45 PM)

That doesn't change anything darling

Hello again! You made it to the end of Part 1!

What do you guys think of this change? Don't worry, the presence of the chat mods won't stop more future chaos from happening. 

Speaking of the mods, that's actually what I want to talk about. As you can see, the Trophy Road, Rare, Super Rare, and Legendary Brawlers don't have a respective mod yet. While I do have a few ideas I want to know who you guys think should get the vote. 

You can vote for the most put-together of the bunch (like how true mods are supposed to act) or you can vote for someone less so who would mess with the chat rather than keep order. Your choice could even affect what kinds of future shenanigans will happen.

I'll be waiting for your responses. The new mods and the other channels will be featured in Part 2!