《Funtime Foxy x Funtime Freddy》Chapter 13: Preparations part 2
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Funtime Freddy's P.O.V.
I step out of the bath, instantly being showered by shampoo and conditioner, afterward, I'm thrown back into the bath. These 2 have to be the roughest people on the planet. They scrub me down using their hands and scrubbers. Bon pulls out a rake at some point but Baby says no. I'm glad.
Once I'm done, I step out and dry myself with a few towels. Baby and Bon use brushes to brush my hair down, and I gotta be honest. I LOOK GOOD! My fur seems sleek, and I even feel better too! My skin feels comforted, although I feel a bit warmer than I'm comfortable with, that's okay.
"Like what you see?" Bon asks me.
"I LOVE IT!" I exclaim, "Just 1 question. Why did we do all of this today? The dance is in like 3 days."
They are both silent for a moment.
"Well," Bon says finally, "Now we know that you like it. So we can do it again the day of the dance, or if you take really good care of it, we can just recomb it."
"Anyway," Baby says, "it's time for the clothes!"
She grabs a large pile of suits and lay them neatly on the desk.
Here we got, Clark Kent look," she says each look while pointing to the suit that matches it, "Buckaroo Bonzai look. Micheal Jackson look, an oldie but a goodie. Oooh, Newt Scamander, you're a Hufflepuff, right? Nevermind, you're a Hufflepuff. Black Panther look. The standard Business suit in all sorts of colors. You can go Kingsmen style. You can go Hitman style. Men in Black, I heard that there's a new movie coming out, a good way to honor it. Or the classic tuxedo."
I look at all of the choices in front of me, it's overwhelming. I decide that I won't do Black Panther suit, Clark Kent, Micheal Jackson, or Buckaroo Bonzai.
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"Let me try the Newt Scamander one on," I say, she hands me it and I try to slip into it, but it's WAY too small for me. So I ask for the Hitman one, Surprisingly, it's too big! The pants keep slipping off, and I don't know much about suits, but I'm pretty sure that's not how they work. Must be Uncle Joes.
Next, I ask for the Kingsman suit, it fits but it's not quite my style, I put it to the side to check it out later. This is going to take a long time.
Funtime Foxy's P.O.V.
I try on about 100000 dresses before Ballora runs out, I have selected 10 that I really love, so now I just have to choose which one I want. It's a lot harder than it looks, all of the dresses are beautiful. With beautiful patterns. One of them is an all-white dress with pink flowers at the bottom near my ankles.
Finally, I decide on what I have decided is the most beautiful thing I have ever seen.
"This one," I tell Ballora, picking it up, "this is the one for me."
"Really?" Ballora says, looking disgusted, "alright, sweety. But don't come crying to me when you regret your decision."
"I won't," I say rolling my eyes, "your such a mom."
"Of course I'm a mom," she says, "I'm a mother of 67 Minireena's, and ever since Baby disappeared into that office, 70 Bidybabs! All who I have to dress for the dance."
In the distance, I hear a glass break.
"Be right back," she says, sighing, "MARY! I TOLD YOU TO STAY AWAY FROM THE JEWELRY BOX!!!!!!"
She runs toward Ballora Gallery, I take the dress to my room for safe keeping.
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Lolbit's P.O.V.
I look through different dresses, looking for a kids one for Bonnet. So far, I've found 3, none of them Bonnet liked.
"Sneaking out?" I turn around to see Ennard, standing right over me, smiling.
"Just looking at some dresses," I say, "reminiscing in the days where I got to see people wear them."
Ennard pulls out a tablet, and presses play, it shows my conversation with Freddy. I know I'm screwed.
"Such a disappointment," he says, pulling out a small remote, it has 3 buttons on it, he presses the 3rd one. I feel the collar start to tingle as it warms up, then comes the pain as the collar shocks me 500 volts of electricity. It brings me to my knee's, then to the floor, but he doesn't let go of the button, it continues to shock me until it feels like I'm on my last breathe of life, then he let's go.
I gasp heavily and cry, then he looks at Bonnet
"I may be evil," he says, "but I am fair. I'll leave you off with a warning, besides, we wouldn't want Lolbit getting hurt because of your...transgressions."
He smiles and walks away, leaving me on the floor, Bonnet runs to help me up, I shakily climb to at least sit up. Bonnet props me up against the boxes. Even though I'm in pain, there is only 1 single thing on my mind.
"Bonnet," I say, she looks at me with concern, "we are still going to that dance."
She hesitates, but then, nods in agreement. I smile.
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