《Wednesday x Enid {Wenclair}》Coming Home
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Doctor: ALRIGHT! Looks like you guys are all set and ready to go. Her breathing is strong enough and her throat isn't swelling anymore but we're going to give you an inhaler just in case.
Enid: Okay! Thank you sir!
Wednesday: An INHALER!?
Doctor: Yep.
Wednesday: Nope.
Enid: Don't mind her. I'll get her to use it... Eventually.
Doctor: Alright! Let me just get that and you'll be free to go.
[The doctor leaves the room]
Wednesday: Lets ditch.
Enid: Uh- NO!
Wednesday: Yes... NOW.
Enid: Nope. NOPE, not doing it.
Wednesday: Fine. Then I'll leave without you.
[As Wednesday is about to open the door to leave the Doctor comes back in with the inhaler]
Doctor: OH! Didn't see you there. You scared me.
[Wednesday gives him a death stare and pushes past him and starts walking out]
Enid: Oh! I'll take that from you [ Nervous laugh]... Bye.
[Enid chases Wednesday out and catches up with her]
Enid: Uh, Wednesday? You DO know we need someone to drive us back, right?
Wednesday: Well. it's only a 30 minute walk. 20 if we run.
Enid: I can't believe you made us walk all the way back.
Wednesday: You're still alive arn't you.
Enids: Well. Yeah, but barely.
Wednesday: Good, You're still with me.
Enid: And the FACT that your whole incident happened on a WEDNESDAY.
Wednesday: Great, I feel more targeted. And I BET it was that Queen Bee.
Enid: Bianca? No. She couldn't have. What makes you think that.
Wednesday: Believe me. Losers HATE losing. She planned this. Either her or the principal.
Enid: What?
Wednesday: She definitely saw through our lies. Well. Your lies.
Enid: When we asked to scare in the haunted house?
Wednesday: Yes. You were shivering like a wet dog in the winter. Considering you ARE a werewolf.
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Enid: Hey!
Wednesday: Theres a dance on tomorrow, right?
Enid: I'm pretty sure. Yes.
Wednesday: And EVERYONE'S gonna be there? INCLUDING the principal?
Enid: Where are you going with this?
Wednesday: We find a way to get revenge on the principal AND Bianca. THEN, we get them to admit what they did to me.
Enid: We'll get expelled.
Wednesday: Good. I never liked it here. I was plotting my escape the second I got here.
Enid: Wednesday, I don't know.
Wednesday: I swear, if you bail on me or TELL ANYONE what I'm about to do tomorrow, I WILL take all your stuffed animals and BURN them in front of you.
Enid: OKAY jeez!
Wednesday: Good. And this starts NOW.
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