《Filozofie Zofii》#18
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~ Pewnego razu oglądałam telewizję, ,,Wiadomości'', tam wypowiadał się człowiek który jest politologiem, ja odebrałam to inaczej.
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- Pitologię
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- Pitologiem (...)/ Pitkiem ;)
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Headpats
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Gemma Go Home
It was just meant to be a favor to a friend. Gemma would babysit Nellie, and Mia would go to her appointment, issue solved. But on a walk to the park, Gemma and Nellie are transported to Travalar. Travalar is a world with a different set of rules and inhabitants. Babysitting has been taken to a whole new level, and it is so not worth the pay. Sometimes you have to go above and beyond for friends, but this is really pushing it! This is a story I've had in mind for a while... ~Hiatus
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Dip$h!+s in Space
An eccentric comedy novel (that thinks it's a TV show) about space, and the Dipsh!+s that end up stranded in it. This hyper-self-aware comedy of stupid proportions, centers around Captain William T Lawg (no relation) and his adventures as a guy who managed to afford a refitted soft-top ice-cream truck, in space. Explore the universe with his trusty crew of valiant randos. Marley, the tech-bro, stoner spacebunny, who just wants to get away from his home world and the bullies it harbors. Duffy, the plump and sassy female mechanic, who has had every job in existence totaling far more years than possible. Roy, the frigging fabulous, flamboyant android, and former spy…or possibly current spy. (dun dun, daaaa!) And lastly, but certainly leastly, that other chick the captain keeps trying to bang. Ride with the crew of the notorious Tast-E-Chill, to a world of wonder that a lot of other space travelers have already been before, but probably not Lawg, so it's still exciting. This satirical joke on itself and every sci-fi trope ever to exist, will be sure to either thrill you or disappoint you, because COMEDY…IS…SUBJECTIVE! With a crew of 3-10 and an IQ of also probably 3-10, The captain putters along to uncharted lands, where history, loot, drama, innuendos of the sexual verity, and various Technicolor hoes shall surely be waiting, usually with some form of trap. Each season brings new and interesting crewmen, like: Menace: the adorable genderless frog-child-thing with the heart of gold and the dialogue vocabulary of a slightly trained parrot. Greg: the 8 foot tall, ancient, thermonuclear, semi-retired alien overlord who just wants to prove he still has a purpose…and also to rule the galaxy. Izzy: a 3rd generation, age-reversed reboot, accidental clone of her own mother/sister/older self, who happens to be Greg's daughter-in-law…and much, much more. Prepare yourself for shallow adventure, moderately-to high offensive dialogue, and overwhelmingly childish scenarios. Tag along as the crew battles, fierce enemies, lack of food and survival tape, and occasionally their own incompetence. Teen Romance, current politics, subtlety, dignity, this sucker has none of those, and it darn well knows it. Raise the sails and grab the rails as a bunch of dipsh!+s find themselves...IN SPACE. (Roll dramatic tapering credits, to royalty free trumpet music)
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Terminia : Cults and Courtesans
Terminia, the largest kingdom the world has ever known, still recovers from a decade-long war ignited by an unsolved murder. In the shadowed slums of this mighty city there are three who will change the course of history: A young girl blessed by a powerful goddess and born of a dangerous heritage. A holy warrior and guardian, broken by the horrors of war. And a dangerous nobleman, torn between his family and his morality. As a new force appears to hunt these three, and old threats rise once more, the Cults and Courtesans of Southshore will be revealed to hold secrets that could shake the kingdom. Terminia: Cults and Courtesans is the first volume of a four part fantasy epic set in the sprawling fantastical City of Terminia. High stakes abound as our three heroes seek to make sense of rising dangers, and their dark ties to the city’s mysterious past. I'm aiming to post 4-5 times a week, and look forward to talking with all of you about this wide world! Please drop in with a comment, I love to chat with people about the world!
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Xenon's Fall
The land of Xenon stands upon the pinnacle of technological advancement in the ancient world. The clicking gears of automatons ring through the smoke filled streets. In a bid for power by the mysterious "System", the Knight-Princess Octavia is nearly assassinated, swearing vengace upon those who had overthrown her.
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