Fuck my life.

Baby, what's wrong?

Suna, didn't you sleep just an hour ago?

Yeah, so what happened?

Fucking shit! I swear if someone knock on the damn door again, their neck is going to break.

I thought Suna and Kunimi were having a sleepover.

We are, but my damn mother kept banging on the door. Like give us a fucking break!

That's annoying.

What did she want?

She wanted to tell me that her and dad were going on a vacation for a month

Oof, that's fucked up.

That's the same thing with my mom.

Haha, I agree with that.

Akahana has entered the chat

Bitch, I just found a fucking picture of my fiancé with Ryōtaro.

Akahana has sent an attachment.

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Um.. Ushijima, is that your sister?

Not that I know of... I thought I was the only child.

Ah... Hi, Dad?

Everyone else put ... in the chat.

Wakatoshi-kun! You cheated on me?

Dad! You cheated on Mom!?

Explain, Ushijima.

I didn't cheat on Tendō, he is the love of my life.

Wait a minute..

Didn't she just say Mom?

So I ain't the only one.

What do you mean? I did say Mom.

But who is your mother, child?

Tendō Satori is my mother, I think Tendō was his surname during high school.

Who's your father?

Ushijima Wakatoshi is my father. Oikawa-san, maintain your no for the invitation to Shiratorizawa from my father.

Haha, nice job, girly!

Tendō!

Dad, it's annoying. Like we get it already, but you don't need to keep repeating about it.

Oop.

But how did you enter our gc? We are not old enough to be parents just yet.

But Aunty Suga, you were old the last time I saw you.

I-.. What?

I'm confused. Let me add my dumbass fiancé and ask him.

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Satoshi has entered the chat

What do you need, my lovely rose?

Shut up, you stupid cheater. Figure out why I got added to our parent's group chat.

Cheater? Then why did you even add me here?

Look at their pfp.

Oh... I don't even know either, let me ask Yaegar.

Yaegar has entered the chat

Wsp Sato.

Scroll up.

Ok?

Ten minutes of reading

Maybe we time warp?

Meaning?

We went to the past, but in their old gc.

Seriously? I thought that was just for movies.

Let me see. Hi Dad!

Me, right?

Look, it's seriously Dad! I actually look like him in the past.

What was that pic that you sent Akahana?

Ah! Thanks for reminding me, Mama Kitty! Satoshi Kuroo!

Oh shit. What did I do?

Akahana sent an attachment

Ah! That. We were hanging out and this photographer wanted to take a hot pic.

Typical of a Kuroo.

Hey!

Here, let me add Ryōtaro.

Ryōtaro has entered the chat

What you fucking want, Satoshi?

Scroll up.

Whatever.

I am utterly disappointed rn.

Same, Suga. Same.

Haha, I thought Tsukki cheated on me.

Four minutes of reading

Oh, that picture. Blame Satoshi for agreeing, he dragged me with him when I was hanging out with Shiko.

That's Sato for ya.

Is this kids taking over our group chat?

AGAASHI!

Hi, Bokuto.

Hi, Mom and Dad.

Hi, my child.

He looks exactly like me, but he put his hair down.

Sorry, Dad. It hurts when I put it up like yours.

Haha, Bro. Did you see?

I see, Bro.

Haha, this reminds me of my little brother, but he looks just like Mom though.

It's my older sister for me.

I WANNA MEET!!!

Haha, here.

Yoshi has entered the chat

Wtf, Sato! You didn't add Shira.

Bashira has entered the chat

Wsp, Bro. I mean hey, babe!

Hey, babe. I mean wsp, Sis!

They are dating, aren't they?

I agree.

Hey, Mom!

Hi, my children.

Tsukishima is online

Wtaf, you people don't sleep.

I agree with you, Suga. I am utterly disappointed.

Oh, hey Dad.

Who the fuck?

Now, I understand why Mom keep saying me and Kaida have the same attitude as Dad in the past.

Now we know who's his Dad, but who is your Mom?

I think it was Tadashi Yamaguchi, but Dad kept calling Mom, Yams?

Phew, I'm glad.

Oh.. Hi, Mom. You're the best parent ever, except for Dad.

Hahaha.

Hahahaha.

Shut up.

I wonder how many kids I have with Tsukki.

Mom said it. It's Tsukki that and Yams this."

Well at least they still keep using the same old nicknames.

Here, Mom. I will add them, but to be warned.. You have 7 kids, but 4 including me looks exactly like Dad.

Six people has entered the chat

What the hell do you want, Ryōtaro? I'm busy right now.

Busy fucking your little crush, bitch.

Ryōtaro Tsukishima & Kaida Tsukishima. Behave.

Sorry, Sis.

Wait.. Why is there a Sakusa included in the Tsukishima's?

Hi, Mama Tsum. I married your son, though he looks exactly like you.

I agree with that. By the way, both Ruri and Rai are still asleep right now.

Yea, so you two quiet down.

Yes, sis. She's just like mom.

Nice job, Yamaguchi. Now, Tsukishima doesn't have to tell you to shut up every single time.

Oh, hi, Mrs. Kageyama. Is Hina at home?

Everyone put ... in the chat.

The Shrimp is married to the King, hahahaha.

Shut up, Dad. She wasn't talking to you.

.. Tf

Mrs. Kageyama is very nice just like his daughter, but some of his kids are so overprotective."

I agree, they have their father's creepy smile.

Sorry, I'm at work.

Stay safe, Itsurō.

Thanks, Mom.

Itsurō is offline.

Aww, he is so sweet.

Kaiya, I'll be back. I'm going to the Miya's.

Okay, be safe.

Cya Mom and Dad.

Be safe, Junpei.

Junpei is offline

Yea, to see Koge. She looks like a slut.

Ryōtaro! Two hours of running at the park. Now!

Oh shit. Not again, please Sis.

I didn't stutter. I'm giving 5 seconds to get out of the house.

Ryōtaro is offline

Be right back, Mom. Kaida, watch over the girls.

Yes, sis.

Kaiya is offline

Oh, damn.

Haha, that's what happens when you mess with Sis.

It's a good thing there's no school tomorrow.

Haha, I agree. He would be so tired.

Yup, from being trained like an animal by Kaiya.

Remind me not to mess with your mother all the time.

Haha, the 4 eyes is scared of his boyfriend.

Shut up, King.

@Shira Bokuto

Yes, Mom!?

Can I meet the rest of your siblings?

Sure, Mom.

4 people has entered the chat

Sorry, I'm heading to work. Hi and bye, Mom and Dad.

Bye, Masako. Stay safe.

Masako is offline

Me too, also Ren and Taishi are still asleep. Bye, Mom and Dad.

Stay safe, Marcas.

Marcas is offline

Masako and Marcas are twins.

Marcas has all white hair while Masako has the same as Bokuto.

We don't know why, but it's always been like that since he was born.

I'm concerned.

It's going to be fine, Mom.

If you say so.

I know so, it will be fine no matter what.

SIS! Come to my house!

BRO! Let me ask my mom!

Okay, SIS!

Mom, can I?

Sure, just be careful, ok?

Okay! BRO! I'll be there in ten minutes.

Sure, SIS! I'm getting the snacks ready.

Shira and Yoshi is offline

They are an absolute replica of their fathers.

Hahaha.

And Satoshi sounds like a hyena, just like his father.

Hahaha, never gets old.

Why would you do that to me, my lovely rose?

Shut up, I'm still annoyed with the pic.

I'm sorry, okay? I'll be there in 6 minutes.

Satoshi is offline

Haha, I thought he would be a playboy.

Oop, Enmei is a hard on playboy.

Who's Enmei?

Here, let me add him.

Enmei has entered the chat

Hey lovelies, how you all doing today?😉

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Hey, Mom and Dad. Yaegar already told me what happened.

What have I done to deserve this? Smh

I'm proud, to be honest.

That's the same thing you said when you found out.

Suga! Smh.

Haha.

Hi, Mrs. Haiba.

Who?

You. You're married to Lev Haiba.

Oh. I bet some of my kids are hella tall.

You can bet on it, except for two.

I wanna meet them.

4 people has entered the chat

Hey, Enmei.

Hey, cutie.

😳.. Why you add me here?

Suga.

I hear you, Yaku.

Mom, don't laugh. You have 5 kids with Dad including me.

Oop.

System malfunctions

What the fuck? Who? And why did my phone black out for a moment?

Same here.

Me too.

10 people has entered the chat

Hey, bitches!

Shut up, Ena.

Sorry, I have to go to work. Bye Mom and Dad.

Bye, Sweetie.

Two of them is an exact replica of Prettykawa.

It's three, Dad. You should know this.

Why do our parents act like they just met us?

That's true, why do they?

Because we time warped

I'm glad Aneko looks like me.

Tomo and I look like you, Dad.

Another kid?

Yea, you have 5 kids with Mom. Tomo and Aneko get into fights almost every day though.

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Kawababe, I feel bad for you

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