《Fuck Off | Slashers》Chapter Eleven -:- Man in the walls
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I was walking down the stairs wonder what I was going to do today. I had off, my boss had given me off, and my daughter was at daycare. As i reach the middle of the stairs I get an idea.
Walking back up the stairs, I walk to the hall where all the killers rooms are. I knock on Hannibal's door, then Billy and Stu's, they had agreed to share a room, and then Michael's. They opened the door simultaneously. I smile at them.
"Do you guys wanna watch a movie with me?" I ask making them look at eachother, they look as if their talking to eachother in their heads. Before they finally finish with a look.
"Yes we will, watch a movie with you. My Dear." Hannibal says followed by a nod from Michael.
"Okay, we'll grab what you need then meet me down stairs!" I say before turning away running up the second flight of stairs to my room where I grab a pillow and a soft blue blanket. After I have it secured in my hands I run down the stairs.
Once I reach the couch, I see all the killers here already. They all had a blanket and I smile, the couch was big enough for all of us, but if it wasn't I had a few other seating options in the room. The seat that was left for me was in between Billy and Hannibal. So i sit there while Stu was sitting on the other side of Billy and Michel on the other side of Hannibal. We all got comfy.
But once it came to the movie everyone was arguing. First we decided on it being a horror, then we decided the conjuring. During the movie, I had snuggled up against Billy while he wrapped his arms around me.
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We were having a good time, when all of the sudden I hear a bang making me jump up and off my seat on the couch.
"Did you guys hear that?" I ask where as Michel nods yes.
"Yeah, probably just Bhrams!" Stu mumbles before getting a slap on the back of the head from Billy.
"Wait, who's Bhrams?" I ask confused
"The guy that lives in your walls." Billy states while Hannibal and Michel look at him confused.
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