《Incorrect Slasher Quotes》12
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I'm full.
I just ate.
My family is taking me out for breakfast.
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But wait, what's this crunchy stuff?
Oh, you found my contact!
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Bloodlain
Rain Azaro D'Rudolf is his name. An illegitimate son of the Lord of the vampires. Born as a half-human, he has been treated as an outcast by his own people and abused by his own family. But after the war, he was taken in by the bloodlord of the kingdom of Finah, the human kingdom, and was introduced to things he never new... Love and care... This is where his story begins.. The journey of an outcast, of how, and the things he had to do to become the most powerful being.
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Kingdom of Illusion: Book One of the Kingdoms of Saelyn Series
"Remember, Eli. She is the key to your honor."Eli, an aquatic, human-like creature, has always called the underwater Tognir Kingdom home—a kingdom subject to the mysterious Eltana, who demands a human sacrifice on each month’s new moon. He’s living the life of his dreams— capturing humans for the new moon sacrifice, commanding Tognir twice his age, and enjoying all the privileges his noble rank of Guardian promises, including the trust and respect of his doting father. But when Eli loses his rank and the bratty King Dominic endangers their entire civilization, his perfect world shatters.As Eli struggles to come to grips with his dishonor and the disastrous threat looming over the Kingdom, he is called to a secret meeting with the King, who offers him a tantalizing deal to regain his rank. But as he embarks on the King’s dangerous mission, he is forced to confront all he’s ever learned about himself, the Tognir, and the humans they hunt. He must make a choice: Will he reverse the damage the King has wreaked on the Kingdom? Or will he strive for something deeper?
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Princess Freckles
In the Kingdom of Garten, things seem idyllic. The half timber architecture and cobblestone streets, flaky delicacies sold on every corner, children playing down the alleyway pretending to be knights, princes, and princesses. Everything is lovely, in order, and overflowing in abundant flower gardens in every quarter. But in this period kingdom filled with tea parties and notions of chivalry, every noble family must pay homage to the Pink Crown. And every marriage within it's reach is arranged by the Dowager Queen.All but one.Chammielle Kuchen is a thoughtful and caring maiden. The oldest daughter of Lord Kuchen and his lover before he married, she has never quite fit into her stepmother's standard of beauty. She has spent her whole life walking with books on her head, dancing with a glass of champagne in hand, eating up tomes of etiquette, and endless nightly beauty routines to try and scrub away her dark brown freckles and lighten her auburn hair to a blonde. A never ending cycle of trying to please her stepmother Lady Delphi Kuchen...or is it herself? Lord Kuchen on the other hand, openly has a special place in his heart for the daughter of the woman he once loved. Together the two steal away to read about politics and economics, bake pastries and cakes in the servants' quarters, and visit tea shops once a month to try new blends. But will her beautiful days in the rose gardens of his Lordship come to an end when His Highness the Crown Prince comes for a tea party with the Kuchen Ladies? And what could be lurking within the Pink Palace to disrupt the peace of a kingdom so far removed from war?
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SIN [yoonmin]
"bring me the holy water, park jimin""oh daddy, so aggressive"In which Park Jiimin has a tendency of fucking with the wrong people. Until he met Yoongi, a priest who made it all even worse.priest!Yoongi + fuckboy!Jimin[big age gap]It becomes angsty in the last few chapters, especially the 'Finale' chapter can be triggering! Read with care[currently editing any mistakes]Spanish translation: @eyesvaccHighest ranking:#58 yoonmin [19/10/18]#27 yoonmin [13/11/18]#264 fanfiction [02/11/18]#10 parkjimin [17/11/18]#1 parkjimin [22/11/18]#21 yoonmin [22/12/18]#3 yoonmin [23/2/19]#123 fanfiction [20/4/20]#3 fanfiction [11/8/20]
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I'm sorry
Raph and leo get into a fight. Leo runs off and gets injured badly. He gets home but can his brother's save him or not? Can Raph make it up to Leo or not?
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SOLO IO E TE.
Storia di due adolescenti innamorati, tante avventure che li aspettano, scoperte scioccanti e tanto altro...
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