Who broke the coffee pot? I'm not mad. I just want to know who did it.

... I did. I broke it.

No, no you didn't. Ghostface?

Don't look at me. Look at Freddy.

What?! I didn't break it!

Huh. That's weird. How'd you even know it was broken?

Because it's sitting right in front of us and it's broken!

Suspicious.

No, it's not!

Pssst ... if it matters - probably not - Jason was the last one to use it.

Liar! I don't even drink that crap!

Oh, really? Then what were you doing by the coffee stash earlier?

I was hollowing out those little cups because they make good mini-pots for plants!

Okay, let's not fight. I broke it. Let me pay for it.

No! Who broke it?!

Well, Michael's been awfully quiet this whole time.

ExcUSE ME?!

I broke it. It burned my hand and I dropped it. Ten minutes from now, they'll be at each other's throats with war paint on their faces and a pig head on a stick.

Good. It was getting boring around here, anyway.