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What's the first thing you do when you wake up in the morning?
Disappoint my parents.
Turn my swag on!
Take a nap.
: Men!
Regret it.
Uh, I don't wake up. I'm waiting till enlightenment.
Wash off the blood from the previous night's kill.
You can't wake up if you never go to sleep.
Cry internally. Cry externally. Cry eternally.
Hug my girlfriend and say "I love you!" ... pillow. I ... hug my pillow....
7 am. Waking up in the morning, I have to be fresh and go downstairs. Then I'll get my bowl and-
We get it. We get it. We all get it.
I lay in bed for another hour, unable to move, dreading having to face another day of my petty existence, going through the motions set out by society, never making a significant mark in the world.
: You okay there, buddy?
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In this life, I will live peacefully
One morning I woke up in an unfamiliar body. How did I end up as some swordsman noble lady? Excellent question; I have no idea. But now that i have money, power and a stable job as the duchess of a nice piece of land, I sure as heck am not going to get back. What's that? Mercenaries are creating monsters with alchemy to insure their jobs won't disappear? The prince of a neighboring kingdom has sent me five marriage proposals this month alone? The Church which I am supposed to represent is running a propaganda campaign against demi-humans? Well, the least I can do is to fix things around my fief. Oh, and just in case anyone decided to go against me, I'll form an alliance with the crafter's guild, and start working on some semblance of modern artillery. Stay tuned, this story is getting re-written. Cover by HWPerfidy
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The God-Kings (Mass Isekai)
"You are all confused. This is understandable. So, allow me to clear up your confusion. Currently, you have all been randomly selected to participate in a… well, let us call this a social experiment." One day, a god stole ten thousand people from their homes. In return, it granted them immortality, with only one condition.That being to fight, and fight, and fight, until only ten of them remained. To kill each other for the right to truly ascend. Of the many rulers of this new world, five stand out among all others. Juliette, the Conquering Queen. Jamal, the King of Travellers. Fatima, the Silver Tounged. Joseph, the Sunset King. And Heng, the Lord of Mammoths. But more than they fight to rule. And as the reign of the God-Kings begins, one must remember; everyone is the hero of their own story. Updates Tuesdays and Fridays Now includes detailed maps!
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Stargazer
It's 4078, and you'd expect that humanity would have gone on, remade their infrastructure, and go net-zero carbon by now. Nope, us fleshy apes like our concrete towers sticking into the sky. There are these two countries near the Artic called North Hath and South Hath. South-Hath is rich in minerals, elves, resources, natural beauty, and most importantly; magic. North-Hath, on the other hand, is a barren wasteland but much larger. A girl named Wylinoris; with a past she can't remember quite well, lives in one of the coastal cities of North-Hath. But all that is about to change with a short gal named Giethi.
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Welcome to a New Life
-Formerly 'New Life'-This is a fanfic inspired by many many LN's so you may see references and similar ideas to some of those. I took the parts i liked the most and kind of mashed them together-All Suggestion and comments are welcome-Will try to keep PG-13 and as awesome as possible but due to an ever expanding imagination i have decided to extend the tags to contain Mature. Jack has just become a doctor and was on his way to fulfilling his life's dream. Until a higher power decided to screw with him. Now he has a chance to go at life again, but at a new world. A new world with some game life features but as we all know, life is hardly ever a game. What will happen to Jack? Will his Name still be Jack? What awaits him in his new life?
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