《Incorrect Slasher Quotes》192
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Everybody say "sausage", keep it going!
**starts drumming a beat on bucket**
Eggs, bacon, grits
SAUSAGE!
I'm a skinny bitch but I still take the
SAUSAGE!
Got a fat ass, but I still take the
SAUSAGE!
Got a FLAT ass, but I still get a
SAUSAGE!
Wake up in the morning, I eat the
SAUSAGE!
I'm a redhead, but I still take a
SAUSAGE!
I'm a gay slasher, but I still take
SAUSAGE!
White boy's swag, but I'll take your man's
SAUSAGE!
**panics and raps gibberish**
SAUSAGE!
I'm white, I'm thicc, but you know I get the
SAUSAGE!
Yeah, I read books, but they're all about
SAUSAGE! SAU SAU SAU SAU SAU SAU SUA SAUSAGE!
I like girls, can I still take sausage?
Ayyy!
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Thirsty for Blood
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The Inconvenient Life Of A Dragoness
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Another Naruto Fanfic (Not For Fun)
A remake for a novel I wrote half a year ago called Another Naruto Fanfic ( just for fun ):- https://www.webnovel.com/book/13414708506788005/Another-Naruto-Fanfic-(-just-for-fun-) The story begins with Voidne, who hadn’t socialized for a long time, getting desperate to socialize and become a functional member of the society. What Voidne didn’t know is that, the people in society are always led by benefits. In this cruel world, there is no friendship, there is no love, only they seek is benefits. After a long fight against desperation, and an ever increasing pressure from his family, Voidne, against all his believes, gathers the will to commit suicide to end all of his suffering. Not sure if hell is awaiting him as mentioned in his religion or not, Voidne anticipates that his journey will only be get harder from now on... Just to find that he was now being conceived by his new mother... How will Voidne’s adventure carry out in the new world? It is all up to fate~~ (AKA ME) I do not own Naruto, nor do I own the cover picture. Cover picture link: - https://www.pinterest.com/pin/464644886535751958/
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Enchanted (Prince Edward x reader)
𝗪𝗵𝗮𝘁 𝗶𝗳 𝗶𝗻𝘀𝘁𝗲𝗮𝗱 𝗼𝗳 𝗺𝗮𝗿𝗿𝘆𝗶𝗻𝗴 𝗚𝗶𝘀𝗲𝗹𝗹𝗲, 𝗣𝗿𝗶𝗻𝗰𝗲 𝗘𝗱𝘄𝗮𝗿𝗱 𝗺𝗮𝗿𝗿𝗶𝗲𝘀 𝘆𝗼𝘂 𝗶𝗻𝘀𝘁𝗲𝗮𝗱? 𝗢𝗻 𝘆𝗼𝘂𝗿 𝗷𝗼𝘂𝗿𝗻𝗲𝘆 𝘁𝗼 𝗳𝗶𝗻𝗱 𝗚𝗶𝘀𝗲𝗹𝗹𝗲 𝘆𝗼𝘂 𝗳𝗶𝗻𝗱 𝗣𝗿𝗶𝗻𝗰𝗲 𝗘𝗱𝘄𝗮𝗿𝗱 𝗶𝗻𝘀𝘁𝗲𝗮𝗱. 𝗟𝗶𝘁𝘁𝗹𝗲 𝗱𝗶𝗱 𝘆𝗼𝘂 𝗸𝗻𝗼𝘄 𝘁𝗵𝗮𝘁 𝗼𝗻 𝘆𝗼𝘂𝗿 𝗮𝗱𝘃𝗲𝗻𝘁𝘂𝗿𝗲 𝘆𝗼𝘂,𝗱 𝗯𝗼𝘁𝗵 𝗳𝗮𝗹𝗹 𝗶𝗻 𝗹𝗼𝘃𝗲.
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