《Incorrect Slasher Quotes》200 + Important A/N
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Every talk I have with you people gets more and more absurd
You say "you people" as though you're not one of us, but I've got news for you, buddy. You're already on the Christmas card.
Hey, guys, it pains me to say this, but unfortunately, 200 parts is the maximum number of parts a Wattpad fic can have. So that means this is the last part. But I am proud. 17K views? 1K votes? That is the most I have EVER gotten with ANY of my books. Thank you, all of you, who have read these quotes. Thank you so much. I'll see you around, lovelies! 🖤❤️
OH, WHO AM I FOOLING?! THIS ISN'T GOOD-BYE!!
I have SOOO many quotes stocked up! Do you REALLY think it's ending here? I THINK THE FUCK NOT!!
Tomorrow, I am posting a SEQUEL!! That's right, the chaos is going to continue! Be sure to keep an eye out for it!
Peace out, and I'll see you in the sequel! Have a great day/night and stay safe!
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