📚: MY CHILD HAS DADDY ISSUES?

⭐: *children

📚: I MEAN IZUKU ESPECIALLY

🐰: why is it such a big fukin deal i've just never met the man

📚: MY CHILD

💥: HAH HE'S LYING LIKE A LIL BITCH

💥: YOU KNOW WHO YOUR FATHER IS YOUR JUST TOO SCARED TO ADMIT IT

💥: LIKE A PUSSY

🐰: I think someone needs a time out, what do you think, Bakugou Katsuki?

💥: Fuck.

🗿: it's five am on a Saturday why do I hear screaming

⭐: read up

🗿: oh. that's not good.

📚: Are my children okay???

⚡: Bakubitch definitely isn't.

📚: What happened?!

⚡: idk man he's just crying silently in a corner rocking back and forth

🐰: Where is he?

⚡: wat

🐰: I SAID WHERE IS HE

🐰: AS IN BAKUGOU

⚡: In his room...

🐰: Thank you. :)

⚡: I feel as though I have made a mistake.

⭐: Oh. Definitely. Boom Boom Bitch is dead. Totally and completely dead.

⚡: y tho??

⭐: read up you dumbass Pikachu bitch

⚡: Nani the fuck?

📚: I fear for the safety of my children.

Iida

👓: May I ask why there is a strange red liquid coming from Midoriya's room?

⭐: I don't know. Maybe he spilled some juice or something?

👓: Should we help him clean it up?

⭐: I think Deku can clean up some juice :)

👓: You're right, but shouldn't we at least offer?

⭐: No, I think he's fine. :)

👓: Okay then.

Class 1-A

⭐: Holy fuck I think he actually killed Bakugou

⚡: are you sure????

⭐: Iida said there was a strange red liquid coming from Deku's door...

💥: I'm alive.

⚡: u sure bro?

💥: I'm perfectly fine, thank you for your concern though.

⚡: BOOM BOOM BITCH NEVER SAYS SHIT LIKE THAT WHO THE FUCK STOLE HIS PHONE?!

💥: What do you mean? I've always talked like this.

⭐: Mido rlly beat him so hard that he transcended dimensions like rlly

🐰: Hello everyone!

⭐: Mido... What did you do?

🐰: I have absolutely no clue what you mean, Uraraka...

⭐: Where's Bakugou...

🐰: How am I supposed to know?

⭐: What did you do...?

🐰: Ok, I know where Kacchan is.

⭐: Where

🐰: I'll never tell! >:)

⭐: Why?

🐰: MURDERERS NEVER REVEAL WHERE THEY BURIED THE BODY

⭐: I thought you wanted to be a hero...

🐰: Bitch where do you think M*neta is?

⭐: Oh fucc

💤: i stg do you children ever shut up

🐰: Oh, hello Aizawa -sensai!

💤: Drop the act

🐰: whatever

💤 has left the chat

🐰: imma die now

⭐: nO

🐰: but I wanna

💥: WHAT'S UP BITCHES I ESCAPED

🐰: FUCK