《c r a c k (BNHA chat fic) |Under New Ownership|》LISTEN UP (just a fucking rant you can skip over idgf)
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OK LISTEN UP FUCKERS IT'S 5:30 AM EDT I HAVEN'T GOTTEN A SECOND OF SLEEP I'M PROCRASTINATING BY READING FAN FICTION BUT I PROMISE I'M WORKING ON A NEW CHAPTER I'M JUST FUCKING TIRED AND FEEL LIKE FUCKING SHIT BUT I CAN'T DO SHIT ABOUT IT BECAUSE MY STUPID ASS HOE OF A BRAIN WON'T FUCKING LET ME AND I LOVE Y'ALL SO FUCKING MUCH AND I JUST WANNA BE ABLE TO FUCKING UPDATE FOR YOU BEAUTIFUL FUCKING FAIRY ANGELS WHO DON'T WANNA PUT UP WITH MY SHIT AND I'M FUCKING SORRY I FUCKING HATE MYSELF BUT NOW I'M BEING EMOTIONALLY MANIPULATIVE SO MAYBE I SHOULD STOP UNLOADING MY STUPID SHIT ONTO Y'ALL AND JUST KEEP THE SHIT STORM INSIDE BUT I CAN'T FUCKING TELL ANYONE BECAUSE I'M SUPPOSED TO BE THE DAMNED HAPPY ONE AND THE FUCKING THERAPIST SO I CAN'T BE FUCKING SAD OR HAVE ANY OTHER EMOTIONS OR CURSE OR MAKE DIRTY JOKES BECAUSE APPARENTLY I'M THE PURE ONE??? WHAT THE FUCK KILL ME I WANT TO GO BACK TO SCHOOL, AKA THE ONLY THING THAT KEEPS ME FROM BLOWING MY SHIT [BUT ALSO PROVIDES ALL OF THE SHIT I RANT ABOUT], BUT THE STUPID FUCKING CORONAVIRUS CANCELLED OUR FUCKING SCHOOL, SOLS, AND PLAY BUT THEY NEED TO GET THE FUCK OVER IT BECAUSE IS A FUCKING UPPER RESPIRATORY INFECTION I HAD ONE LIKE FOUR MONTHS AGO AND NO ONE WAS FREAKING THE FUCK OUT OVER IT LIKE YEAH, OK, IT CAN BE DEADLY BUT SO CAN THE FUCKING FLU! GET THE FUCK OVER IT AND GET US BACK INTO SCHOOL CAUSE I WANNA SEE MY FUCKING FRIENDS AND MY FUCKING TEACHERS AND I WANNA DO THE FUCKING SOLS EVEN THOUGH THEY STRESS ME THE FUCK OUT I JUST WANT SOME SENSE OF PURPOSE IN MY LIFE! FUCK. THE. FUCKING. CORONAVIRUS.
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