《c r a c k (BNHA chat fic) |Under New Ownership|》Bitch ass hoes
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~a few days later~
🐰: i lived, bitch
⭐: Deku! You really had me scared! Please don't ever ever EVER do that again!!
💥: I'M GOING TO FUCKING KILL YOU YOU STUPID ASS BITCH
🐰: please do, daddy~ ;)
💥: BITCH YOU WON'T WALK TOMORROW
🐰: Kacchan~ you do realize that I'm not aloud to do anything, right~?
💥: FUCK
🐰: Maybe later, Kacchan. How about next week?
📚: Midoriya! I'm glad you're okay. When will you be back to the dorms?
🐰: idk I just wanna see my bitches again
⚡: WASSUP, HOE!?
🐰: WASSUP, BITCH?
⚡: NOT MUCH, HBU HOE?
🐰: EXISTENTIAL CRISIS, BITCH!
⚡: THAT'S A BIG OOF FOR A HOE LIKE U
🐰: THAT'S A BIG SENTENCE FOR A BITCH LIKE YOU
⚡: DON'T START THIS HOE
🐰: I'VE ALREADY STARTED IT, BITCH
💥: BOTH OF YOU BITCH ASS HOES NEED TO SHUT THE FUCK UP BEFORE I EXPLODE BOTH OF YOUR ASSES
🐰: FUCK YOU, ASSWHORE
📚: Please calm down...
💥: HOW ABOUT I FUCK YOU, BITCH
🐰: I SAID NEXT WEEK, ASSWHORE
⭐: bbbiiiitttccchhh
👽: wtf happened
🐰: i took too many drugs and they didn't kill me quick enough
👽: WHAT THE EVER LOVING FUCK
🐰: don't ask....
👽: OH I'M GONNA ASK
🐰: DON'T DO THAT, BITCH
👽: CONSIDER DONE, HOE
🐰: FUCK YOU, BITCH
👽: FUCK YOU, HOE
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