《c r a c k (BNHA chat fic) |Under New Ownership|》another (shorter) rant that nobody cares about haha (not a chapter)
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I have to wake up at fuckin 7 AM just to take my FUCKING diet pills because I'm a FUCKING FATASS and the water shit they give you is FUCKING DISGUSTING and if I drink the water mix shit with the pill it's like I'm fucking overdosing so... idea? No...not at 7 in the fucking morning... plus my girlfriend would be sad... OH FUCKIN WELL IT WOULDN'T HAVE KILLED ME ANYWAYYYYSSSSS HAHAHAHA
kill me
im so fuckin ugly
This is stupid I'm probably wastin y'alls time
Sorry
Carry on
bye
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