《c r a c k (BNHA chat fic) |Under New Ownership|》grapist bitch
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💥: ALRIGHT THAT LITTLE GRAPE FUCKER HAS GONE TOO FAR
⭐: What'd he do now?
💥: I'M NOT FUCKING SURE BUT DEKU'S HAVING A FUCKING PANIC ATTACK AND SO FAR ALL I'VE GOTTEN IS THAT THE GRAPIST BITCH DID SOMETHING TO HIM SO HE'S FUCKING DEAD
⭐: I'm sorry, did you say he made Deku... u p s e t?
💥: This is one of the worst panic attacks I've seen from him, not going to lie, WHICH MEANS THAT THIS GRAPE FUCKER IS FUCKING DIEING TONIGHT
⭐: Why wait?
⚡: That bitch is dead. Where do we meet?
📚: He hurt my child. That is unacceptable.
🐸: He hurt Midoriya, kero, he made a big mistake.
❄🔥: We'll have to make sure it's slow and painful. I'll get rid of the evidence.
🦇: I never liked him to begin with.
🛏: Should have never been let into 1-A
📼: Damn straight. That bitch is dead.
👽: He hurt our friend, so now, he pays with his b l o o d.
🐾: p(╬ Ò ‸ Ó)q ⋌༼ •̀ ⌂ •́ ༽⋋
🔪 has joined the chat
🔪: Just let me get my knives~
👨👦👦 has joined the chat
👨👦👦: Let's get his coordinates. Nobody hurts my best friend's child.
🐰:uou gudd dondd hsve yo do thss
(You guys don't have to do this)
💥: SHut up you're shaking so bad you can't even type, just let us murder this fucker real quick, then I'll make you a pork cutlet bowl and some hot chocolate, okay?
🐰: thah osins nisv
(That sounds nice)
💥: Thought so. Now just watch the movie and we'll be right back.
🐰: oehs
(Okay)
🐰 has exited the chat
Long story short, they tortured the grape fucker, found out he said some homophobic crap and told Izuku he should kill himself because either way he was useless to the human race, and they killed him in the most horrific way possible, which will be up to your imaginations.
Oh, any Midoriya got his food and calmed down.
Bitch deserved it.
(I just have random ideas for chapters sometimes)
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