《c r a c k (BNHA chat fic) |Under New Ownership|》die
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🐰: Listen I'mma fucking die right here and right now
🐰: none of you bitches, NONE OF YOU BITCHES can fucking stop me.
🛏: I could.
🐰: How, bitch? I ain't finna answer ur dumbass fucking questions. Besides, it's already in the process~
🛏: the fuck are you doing?
🐰: I don't think it works over text sooooo im at home rn and my mom's at work and basically, I'mma fill up the tub with warm water and just fucking have a go at my arms with a razor i'll bleed out and die soon
🛏: you foolish mortal
🛏: I have your address
🛏: and I have your mom on speed dial
🛏: I'm going to call 911
🛏: bitch
💥: I'm closer to his house than the police station is. I can get over there in two minutes tops.
🐰: i don't wanna fucking see your shitty ass face, whore
💥: LET ME FUCKING HELP YOU! I CAUSED THIS MESS SO I SHOULD FIX IT!
🐰: you've done enough damage, kacchan.
💥: LET ME IN!
🐰: No. Fucking. Way.
🐰 has left the chat.
Ooo~ cliffhanger~~~~
Happy Easter y'all and if you don't celebrate it, just eat a fuck ton of chocolate and don't feel bad about it.
Unless you have a health condition like diabetes that would severely hurt your health if you did that.
Then eat ur favorite non sugary snack.
And all of y'all better FUCKING take care of yourselves. Bc if you don't I stg I WILL REACH THROUGH MY FUCKING PHONE AND GENTLY CUDDLE YOU AND GIVE YOU SNACKS UNTIL YOU FALL ASLEEP IN MY ARMS LIKE THE CUTE FAIRY ANGEL BABY YOU ARE, YOU FUCKING SUPERB BEING, HUMAN OR OTHERWISE!!!!
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