《c r a c k (BNHA chat fic) |Under New Ownership|》oh no
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🐰: GUYS I MADE A BIGGG OOPSIE
⭐: What now?
🐰:... MAKE THAT TWO BIG OOPSIES...
⭐: What happened???
🐰: I ACCIDENTALLY CALLED ALL MIGHT DAD
🐰: WHEN I WAS A KID I HAD NO FUCKING CLUE WHO MY DAD WAS, I COULD BARELY REMEMBER HIM, SO I STARTED PRETENDING THAT ONE DAY, ALL MIGHT WOULD RUN IN AND TELL ME THAT I'M HIS KID AND HE COULDN'T RAISE ME BC HERO WORK BUT NOW WE COULD SAVE THE WORLD TOGETHER AND ALL THAT SHIT. BUT ANYWAYS, I WAS TRAINING AND HE STARTED GIVING ME POINTERS N SHIT AND SINCE I'M SO FUCKING TIRED BC I DIDN'T SLEEP LAST NIGHT I SAID 'THANKS, DAD' AND THEN I HORRIFICALLY REALIZED WHAT THE FUCK I HAD SAID, I B O L T E D OUT OF THERE
🐰: I WOULD HAVE EXPLAINED MYSELF, BUT THAT WOULD INCLUDE SPILLING MY CHILDHOOD BACKSTORY AND EMBARRASSING SHIT I DID BECAUSE I DIDN'T HAVE A DAD AND SO I WAS LIKE 'WE DON'T HAVE TIME TO UNPACK ALL THAT' AND RAN QUICKER THAN FUCKING TO GET HERE
🐰: SO NOW I'M SITTING HERE, BARBEQUE SAUCE ON MY TIDDES, CRYING IN MY PROM DRESS, WAITING FOR THE GOOD LORD WHO ART IN HEAVEN TO FUCKING KILL ME
⭐: Oh my god deku.
⭐: what was the second one?
🐰: I CANNOT CURRENTLY DISCLOSE THAT INFORMATION
The Cult of GDEwI, or, The (fucking) Sads
🌑: Oh~ Tokoyami~ never took you for a guy who'd be attracted to shiny objects~
🕷:... You saw that?
🌑: I SAW ALL OF IT
🌑: but i'll only expose u if i have ur consent
🕷: Thanks, I guess???
🌑: ur fuckin welcome boo
🌑 has left the chat
Glitter gang!!!! ✨✨✨
👑: I got some teeeaaa~~~
🍥: Spill sis!
👑: I saw Toko making out with someone~
🌠: Je jure de te baiser putain de salope, dis un putain de mot et ton cul est de l'herbe et je suis la tondeuse à gazon dorée avec des étincelles magiques dessus.~
👑: No fuck you
👑: It was Aoyama!~~~~~
🍥: TEA OMG
👑: It was so passionate too, just like in the fan fiction we wrote!
🍥: OMG SQUADDDD
💖: BITCHESSSS GET ON THIS SHIT
💡: THIS IS THE REAL SHIT RIGHT HERE
📀: This is amazing! I am so happy for you Aoyama!
🌠: Merci Mademoiselle~
Okay, so you know who Aoyama is (🌠) can you make any guesses?
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