《c r a c k (BNHA chat fic) |Under New Ownership|》oof
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🐰: SO NO ONE ASKED ANY QUESTIONS CAN I DIE NOW
🗑: mmmm no
🐰: WHY NOT BITCH
🗑: idk, because bc I said so???
🐰: FUCK
🐰: YOU
🗑: I already told you ThAtS mY gIrlFrIeNdS jOb
🗑: So shut the fuck up
📚: Hello Class 1-A! I would like to invite all of you to my house for a sleepover!
🗑: OMG IT'S GOD HERSELF HI MOMO!!!!!
📚: God??
🗑: Yes...? We all know that Momoism is the monotheistic belief that all good things come from our Lord and savior, Momo Yaoyorozu.
🐰: It's true. Momoism has quite the following, especially in Class 1-A. We believe that if you don't drink your respect women juice, you get to meet Mineta Minoru (A.K.A an entity worse than Satan).
📚: Well. This is certainly new information for me.
📚: Anyways, you all know my address by now
🗑: Oooh!! You should all play Truth Or Dare so that I can get validation from the audience by asking them what their truths and dares are for the characters! [WAIT UNTIL THE END OF THE CHAPTER TO DO SO PLEASE]
🗑: OOORRRR!!!! Paranoia is fun too!!
🐰: Can we do both?
🗑: SURE!! That'll be a long ass chapter tho
🐰: tHey deserve it
🗑: yes, they do
📚: Who?
🗑: The readers, silly!
🐰: Oh well
🗑: Bye!
🗑 has left the chat.
Okay, I'm going to explain Paranoia to anyone who hasn't heard of it:
You whisper a question to the person next to you so that no one else hears it.
That person then has to answer out loud.
Next, you flip a coin or a flip flop or an empty milk carton or anything you want.
Heads/face up- the question gets said aloud
Tails/face down- the question is kept a secret and no one is to ever know the truth behind the answer.
Ex.
"Who would you cover entirely in peanut butter then lock it off, if you had to?"
"Amanda."
*flips coin*
*tails*
Amanda will never know why her name was said.
How to suggest something!
Truth or dare
Is it a Truth or a Dare? _____
Who will ask it? ___________
Who will do it/answer it? ________
Paranoia
What is the question? _______
Who will ask it? _______
Who will answer it? ______
Thank you!
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