The four lads now had a new way of life, texting. The four almost never used their voices anymore, even the three who could still hear. They felt it was unfair to Calum for them to say things when he couldn't hear. Unless it was meant to be private of course. The four lads had some weird, some bizarre and some meaningful conversations. Here are a couple of the most notable.

Nugget Cal

What?

I said Nugget Cal

I know you said that but what do you mean?

What do U mean?? Its Justin Beiber

Ha ha ha very funny Mikey now I'm being serious. What do you mean by Nugget?

Nugget

Nugget

Nugget

Nugget

You guys need to get on here fast! Mikey is not talking any sense!

Nugget

Nugget

Yo whats up?

Nugget

Tell Mikey to stop saying "Nugget"

I was born to say Nugget

What do you mean?

See! Even you said it! Justin Bieber!

I'm being serious

Nugget Ash

Nugget Mikey

Nugget

Nugget

Not you too

You both don't talk any sense

Yeah we do

Nugget means hi

Oh ok, Nugget Mikey

Ok I get it now

Watcha doin?

Lying in bed

Hmmm, nothin else?

Eating cereal

Ha Ha nice. What would you do if I was in bed next to you?

Eat my cereal

Lol I mean if the cereal wasn't there

Go get cereal. In fact, now you come to mention it, why don't you go get me some Mr Muscles?

Not at 2 PM

I want cereal now!

EAT IT YEAH!

Anyone have acid

You never invited us to chat lol

Anyone have acid?

Ash has acid lol

Really? Bring him...

I'm not serious lol, why would Ash have acid?

You cut me off!

Someone say me name?

You have acid

What? No I don't lol

Awwwww man. CALLLLLLLLLLLLUUUUUUUUMMMMMM

Oh god not you again. What now?

Game Boy you have acid

I'm not here..........

Bye Bye. I need ACID

ACID

ACID

WHO HAS ACID!!!!!!!!!!!!!!??????????

I'm sad.

Nope, not possible. Calum is not sad, ever.

I am though.

Y u sad Cal?

Because you can't use grammar.

Ur mean.

You're*

Calum, stop bullying Luke and tell us why you were sad.

I'm not sad.

You said you were.

Well, I'm not anymore.

What was your reasoning for sadness?

My hearing.

Aww Calum, it'll be back before you know it.

I know, I just feel like I'm holding you guys back.

You're not, don't feel that way.

Yeah, don't be sad Calum. We love you just the way you are.

Ashton got a new iPhone

You guys know Ash got a new iPhone

No when did he get it?

What phone did he get more like?

I already told you an iPhone

I know you said. I mean what type of iPhone

Don't know he didn't say. Ask him yourself

Oi Ash what phone you get

U have been told. iPhone

What type of phone?

iPhone!

iPhone!

iPhone!

Alright chill

iPhone 8 it is AWESOME

Tell us something then

Europe, France, Spain, Greece, Gibraltar

Hmmmm I'm entertained. Tell me more

London, Sydney, Perth

Uggggg this is ridiculous

Don't worry it takes time to get used to typing on a brand new phone!

I love Australia

No wonder you live in Aussie

Nicely done Ash

I love AUSSIE

YOU SAID!

YOU SAID!

YOU SAID!

Did you hear that?

Calbum.

What?

Have you seen Luke's hair?

You mean his really long and wavy hair that looks really weird?

Yeah. You know what he looks like?

What?

A Llama

Michael, how in hell does Luke look like one of my beloved Llamas?

Idk, he just does.

You, my boy, are weird.

Michael snorted, loudly. He'd heard that too many times before, couldn't Ashton come up with something more original. He looked back at the group chat and was surprised to see what had come up on the screen.

Did someone snort?

Calum had heard a snort, very faintly but he still heard it. He was confused and praying that it was real, because it meant that he was getting his hearing back.

Yeah, who was that?

It was me. You heard that Cal?

Yeah, I did. How loud was it?

Idk, how loud was it? I didn't think it was that loud.

Dude, I swear Harry Styles heard that all the way in England.

I think Harry's in LA atm.

Whatever, that's still pretty far away.

Guys, can we focus on the fact that Calum actually heard that?

Well done Calum.

Yeah, you're on the road to recovery.

WOOO CALUM GOO CALUM!

Thanks guys.

Michael you are YelLiNg!

Cal guess what!

What?

What bout me?

I didn't say Luke guess what!

Yeah, you can at least let me see too!

Fine. I just had a shower

That's really fascinating Mikey. NOT!

Ashton threw my towel out of the shower

So? I don't blame him, I would do the same

Luke!

What?

Yooooo I'm backkkkkk

You threw Mikey's towel out of the shower!

Oh, he's not taking this seriously is he?

He's moaning

So what? He washes his hands 30 times a day

Yeah but you don't have to throw my towel out of the shower

I wanted to it was funny

"You could just hang it over the shower! Not dump it on the floor!" Michael yelled. Michael didn't realise he had said that aloud until Calum brought the fact that he yelled it up.

Michel you are yElLiNg!

You don't hang your towel in the shower! I mean who would do that?

Michael would. OOOPPPSSS he already does

Point taken. Michael did you yell?

Yeah he did

Michael yelled

Thought I heard you say something

I didn't wanna say that aloud!

I know you wanted to

You meant it

I didn't!