"A choice huh?" I sighed. I closed my eyes for a minute while I thought. When I opened them I saw and eager Erza, Natsu, and Sting all staring at me. I sweatdropped. 'Why is Erza here?"

"Okay then." I took and a deep breath and looked at Natsu and Sting. "I choose Sting."

Everything was quiet.

"Um... (Y/n)?" Sting asked confused. "What are you talking about?" I blinked in confusion.

"I was supposed to choose between the two of you... right?"

There was a minute of silence then the two boys started laughing.

"Whats so funny?" I asked.

"We meant you needed to choose what to get for lunch." They said in unison.

"... nani?" I asked.

Erza had her hand on her chin and nodded. "For shame (Y/n). How is it that you don't know?"

"What? What don't I know?"

"That Natsu and Sting are dating," Gray added.

"..."

"..."

"WHAAAAT!?!?!?" i screamed.

"Sorry (Y/n)" Natsu started.

"We both really liked you but..." Sting said.

"They fell in llllllllooooooovvvveeeee." Happy finished.

Then the two dragon slayers left the guild hand in hand.

'I did not see that coming.'

(Y/n): Hey, Author-can

Me: uhh, whats up?

(Y/n): I just wanted to say thank you for giving me two hot bitches to date.

Me: oh uh, you're welcome I guess?

(Y/n): To show my gratitude I decided to bring ALL the fairy tail members as a special guest for you.

Me: WHAAAAT!?!?!?

(Y/n): *laughs awkwardly*

Swarm of wizards: ABI I HAVE A REQUEST FOR THE NEXT BOOK!

Me: OH HELL TO THA NO

Erza: can I own a cake shop?

Gajeel: Id like to perform in a pub every Saturday night.

Gray: I want to date a hot chick

Juvia: GRAY-SAMA DATE JUVIA! SHE IS A HOT CHICK!

Lucy: I want all the guys to love me.

Laxus: *quietly whispers* I wanna date Mira

Happy: MORE FISH!!

Jellal: I want to be in the book

Zeref: Can I be a fairy tail wizard

Everyone: NO!

*Silence*

Zeref: Okay... sorry *leaves*

Everyone: *so loud you can't understand anything at all*

Me: EVERYONE ENOUGH! BE QUIET!

Everyone: *shuts up*

Me: I think I can work something out. *puts hands out and takes one step back* just let me... *runs*

Everyone: *Chases Author-Chan*

(Y/n): *laughs awkwardly and scratches back of neck.* Uhhh, thanks for reading, don't forget to

Natsu, Gray, and Sting: (Y/N) I LOVE YOU! PLEASE DATE ME!

(Y/n): Awe crap. *Runs away.*