《Dave And Bambi ¦ Best Friends..? (DISCONTINUED)》~Tristan's Joke~
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Nvm let's write 💀
Tristan was so bored, he had the idea to joke with his father and bambi...
Tristan made ice and put it on the bedroom door and was waiting for Dave and Bambi.
Dave: It's so cold outside, let's go home and change our clothes
Bambi: yeah.. Let's get this corn and go home and cook it.
Dave: Okay.
*time skip - - - - > arrived home*
Bambi: I'm cold..
Dave: Let's wear thick things, put the corn in the kitchen, come to the bedroom with me.
*Dave gets up in his chair and goes into the room and waits for Bambi at the door*
Bambi: I'm here, let's go in.
Dave: oka- AHHH-
Bambi: DAV- WAHHHH
Bambi falls on dave and they come face-to-face
Bambi: holy geo-...you're s-so beautiful.. When i look closely
Dave: y-youre too..
Bambi: Hang on... What are we saying!?
Dave: i-i don't k-know!!
*Bambi stands up*
Bambi: *Reaches out his hand*
Dave: *He grabs Bambi's hand and stands up*
Dave: t-thanks-
Bambi: Apology for what just happened-
Dave: its fin-
Tristan: ohhh~ dad? I'm going to have a new dad? ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
Dave: Tristan! This is your joke!?
Tristan: yessssszszsz
Dave: you're grounded 882736282873635283929261539917302726353 days!
Bambi: uh- Let's change our c-clothes
Tristan: waaa I'm going to the living room.
Dave: take this clothes
Bambi: okayy
*After changing, they go to the kitchen*
Bambi: We can eat the corn. It's cooked rn
Dave: Okay, put it on the plate and let's play truth or dare
Tristan: can i play tooo plss~
Dave: no
Tristan: yes
Dave: no
Tristan: yes
Dave: no
Tristan: no
Dave: yes I MEAN N- FINEEEE
Tristan: yeeeeyyy finally i can play toooo!!
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Another part having a little Kiss scene mwaaah😏💀
Okay im done bye guys-
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