How Not to Poach a Unicorn Chapter 1
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The deepest darkest prison on the planet is not where anyone would choose to start their day, particularly when they have a job to do.
A princess and her personal guards, fighting to stop a war, arrested for trespassing; an expert assassin, stalking a merciless wizard, arrested for poaching; and a confused boy, utterly lost and severely concussed, arrested for failing to adequately explain who he was or how he came to be lying in a sizable crater.
Together this unlikely, and somewhat unwilling, band of allies will perform daring escapes and battle an onslaught of mages, monsters, and malodorous thieves as they race across a continent to save two nations from mutual annihilation.
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How Not to Poach a Unicorn is a standalone high-fantasy novel which I'll be releasing weekly on Thursdays. *Edit - well it's finished now so no more waiting!*
It's a manga/anime narrative structure with action first and answers later.
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