《How Not to Poach a Unicorn》Interlude 2
Advertisement
Syd felt empty.
Days ago, he had been a feared sorcerer. Now he couldn't even remember why he had wanted to be. He remembered the feelings of glory and power, but he couldn't figure why he had possessed the ambition to seek those things.
Rationally speaking, he knew what had happened. His familiar had been killed. He remembered that clearly. He had a crystal-clear recollection of the last moments of his other life, as a shadow descended upon his other half from above, throttled him and bit him clean in half. He had lived long enough to feel the molars bite down and crack his skull. That memory would probably haunt his dreams for the rest of his remaining life. The knowledge, however, still did not do anything to fill the hole that had been left. The hole which he was now trying to fill with liquor.
He had woken up after that horrible fight in the most insulting place possible, in a bed next to his hated enemy, Pragmethion. Those he was trying to destroy the night before had spared his life and laid him next to a man he wanted dead. Or a man he had wanted dead. He knew that he should have been bothered by it, but he couldn't rally the gusto to be hateful. It was a part of him that seemed to have left.
The wolf king and a dark-skinned girl had interrogated him about who had hired him and then as they were discussing what to do with him and his broken soul, Pragmethion had told them to let him go. That was the sort of slight that Syd should have spent the next decade plotting revenge for, but that part of him was gone. He couldn't even remember what had made him start hating Pragmethion in the first place. He just shuffled off to the bar and started to drown the memories of his terrible actions of the past.
Advertisement
That was where he stayed. He spent the better part of three days watching bottles drain in front of him. Still he felt no better except for the slight comfort that the company of the equally empty bottles at his side offered.
He must have passed out for a time. When he stirred, the bar was unusually quiet. He looked around blearily to see that there was only one table full. A rather odd gallery of rogues were sitting at it. There was a man wearing a Haelian dress uniform with an ornate metal pauldron covering his far shoulder, which from Syd's angle appeared to be quite missing. Next to that man was a gorgeous and noble-looking woman stroking an enormous black cat. A second look noted huge paws and made Syd think that it wasn't a large cat, but rather a small panther.
Sitting quite properly across from them, back straight, left leg crossed over the right, sipping tea, was a pale man whose age was hard to figure. His face looked young, but his eyes too knowledgeable and his hair a pure silver. He was dressed quite oddly, with a tight black vest and comfortable black slacks with a fitted black shirt. Something about him made Syd very uncomfortable. He seemed somehow to be the definition of whatever he was rather than an example of it. It was a very unnatural feeling so he moved his gaze on quickly.
The fourth man was both the most mundane and the strangest of them. He looked to be an ordinary common man but he was dressed as an officer of reasonable station in the Ashunian army. If he was an Ashunian officer, he was hundreds of leagues from anywhere he should be and he was quite definitely serving the others tea.
Advertisement
As he was trying to figure the group out, he tasted it. There was magic. A lot of magic. The undeniable sound of velvet and a taste like a mountain horn washed over him. He turned to ask the barkeep who they were only to find that the portly man he'd come to know had been replaced with a huge and ancient-looking stone statue with gleaming silver arms.
As Syd stared dumfounded at the statue, the silver-haired man glided over to him and spoke into his ear with infinite malice. "I heard that you had a bit of a tussle with a wolf and a princess. You wouldn't know where they might have gone, would you?"
As Syd went pale, the statue smiled menacingly and proffered a bottle of whisky and in a voice like an avalanche asked, "Another round?"
Advertisement
- In Serial32 Chapters
A Modern Man in a Cultivating World
Quan's life on Earth is ripped from him for violating rules he didn't know existed. Reborn on a world full of cultivation, and none of the Modern technologies he's used to, he must find his own way. Does he accept the new world f)or the wonders it has, or try to uncover why civilization is stuck in an unending iron age and try to restart the gears of advancement? [participant in the Royal Road Writathon challenge]
8 224 - In Serial85 Chapters
Multi-Track Mages Down Under series - Sisters of Rail, Daughters of Titans
A railpunk serial. Book 1: Sisters of Rail Join farmgirl Charity Wilison on a magic and steam powered adventure as she attempts to flee the demons of her past and present. Her life continually runs further off the rails, yet she can never really escape them. Also available on my website at https://crashsnowdon.com/fiction/sisters-of-rail/ Book 2: Daughters of Titans Now in progress, see prelude chapter for synopsis. Also on my website at https://crashsnowdon.com/fiction/daughters-of-titans/
8 206 - In Serial8 Chapters
The Wandering Swordsman
Many legends have appeared since the beginning of Royal Road. Among those there's one about the Wandering Swordsman. He's known by many names; the hero of the artists, slayer of dragons, Casanova of Rhodium... He who killed Demons and Angels alike only to protect a lady, faced a god and returned with his life and sanity intact. You may have heard of him...
8 192 - In Serial12 Chapters
Special Ops: The Schism
The next-generation Special Ops AR/VR simulator has been hacked by unknown forces with deadly results.A new breed of warriors steps into the fray. Can they learn to work together before the enemy tears them apart?+++Author Note+++This is an ongoing story with at least a standard trilogy plotted out and about 25% written at launch. Ongoing chapter uploads.Cover design: Jacqueline Sweet at https://www.jacqueline-sweet.com/premade-covers/
8 226 - In Serial82 Chapters
The Glory After Rebirth
A letter to break off the engagement leads Ling Family in Tangyang to endless doom. And he, Ling Zhang, is tortured to death after his legs are cruelly broken. This time after rebirth, he swears to restore glory to his family and to seek revenge. The very first he should do is to break the engagement himself! Yuewen Family? Far in the capital enjoying high privilege and glory? I simply don’t care. You think yourself some delicious cake that everyone crazes to grab a bite? Bah! Too hard that it hurts my teeth! Yet never has Ling Zhang expected that this ‘hard cake’ would promise him a life of glory after rebirth. Welcome to read all The Glory After Rebirth on Flying Lines.
8 89 - In Serial6 Chapters
Laws Raine
During a time when humans no longer exist, but instead replaced by fractions of sub species we follow a group in their time of era to find themselves. The story is set in a world where pure humans don’t exist. “Humans” are now categorised into 5 ex-species. Subhuman, Herbivore, Omnivore, Carnivore, Obligate Carnivore. We follow a young gathering of Subhumans about to embark on their practical to decided what roles they play in their society — but what they didn't expect was their results. Carl, the abandoned bastard son of a noble has other ideas... Not being as talented as his best friend Azekah and surely not as skilled as their leader Tyle; he spots an opportunity to trump them and prove himself as the one and only best Crafter — but how far is he willing to go? Could he even forsake his friends and trample on them, all for the good of his own social position? With Master Crafters being the most sought after position in the Sub-human species — since they create everything from skyscrapers, to furniture and even weapons; just by being a high ranking crafter can bestow a life of luxury. How will these young protectors come to terms with their careers, will they be able to adapt? Or will they cave in? Their lives are only just beginning, but could the Laws of the lands as well as Carl have other ideas for them? This is Laws Raine!
8 167

