《P A I N (FINISHED)》part 2
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Selever:*peacefully searches his name on google*
Selever:*finds a inappropriate image*
Selever:WTF IS THIS SHET DELETE THIS RIGHT NOW
rasazy:what's wrong brother?
Selever: t h i s
*shows the image*
Rasazy:do you need bleach because going to get some for us
Selever: yes-
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Sarvente: hey ruv, is this whiskey or perfume...?
Ruv:*drinks the bottle*
Ruv:its perfume
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Ruv: what are you doing-
Sarvente:shhhhhhhh......
Sarvente:I'm making holy water...
Ruv:but how is that making holy water?-
Sarvente:"by boiling the hell out of it"
Sarvente:*smug smile*
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Selever:it is Wednesday my dudes
Selever:*poggers yell*
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Rasazy: let's take a picture
Selever:*smiles*
Rasazy:*slaps selever*
Rasazy:THATS NOT A PICTURE!
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selever:*sees a sigh that says road work ahead*
Selever:road work head......
Selever:yeah I hope so........
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Rasazy:oh!...a dandelion!must be the last on this season
Rasazy: *consumes dandelion*
Rasazy:*spits*
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There will be part 3
See you on part 3
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