《random Dave and Bambi incorrect quotes and other stuff (I guess) (+12)》incorrect quotes 9
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Bandu: What do you think Expunged will do for a distraction?
Bambi: They’ll probably, like, make a noise or throw a rock. That’s what I would do.
*Building explodes and several car alarms go off*
Bambi: ... or they could do that.
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