《random Dave and Bambi incorrect quotes and other stuff (I guess) (+12)》incorrect quotes 15
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Bambi: Dave have you seen Candice?
Dave: Candice nuts fit in yo mouth
Bambi: ...
Bambi:
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A Castle in a Teacup
One might say that to anger forces beyond the ken of fragile breakable mortals is a bad idea, others might say that meddling in dark forces with little chance of gain is also a bad idea, they would both be right by on all counts but they forget to mention also how incredibly stupid combining both of those things are. Stupid people don’t last so long on the mystic side of things, normal folks who wander over to the other side have a tendency to do one of two things, either A. figure out that the best thing to do is keep their head down and not draw attention from any entity that refers to humanity as “you mortals” , or B. something horrifying happens to them. As you may have guessed I fell into the second category, mostly because I thought there was a third option. See I though there must be an option C, an option where I got to end up not as some shitty back ally wizard cowering at the chance of discovery, praying that one of my wards or spells wouldn’t be noticed by something that goes bump in the night. No I would be the one who rose above all that. I would never have to be afraid. Well I made a good attempt at it that’s for damn sure, but unfortunately for me it turns out there is not an option C. At least not for me…
8 92 - In Serial45 Chapters
Against the heavens.
A boy gazes upon the seemingly endless ocean stretching out in front of him, gazes at the endless world ripe for exploration and adventure. But when he closes his eyes, the only thing he can see is a pair of disembodied eyes, blurry and indistinct voices whispering to him from the darkness. Is he haunted or just delusional, exactly what lies behind the things Li Yang sees when he closes his eyes? And exactly what is the Seed of Creation?
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Esoteric Skeleton Dungeon Master
The afterlife is supposed to be peaceful, but not for Anon! After being resurrected by a Goth loli necromancer and put to work as dungeon fodder Anon grabs his fate by the reigns and overthrows the evil necromancer! He becomes the new master of the dungeon. Using his quick wit and his otherworldly knowledge he must repel aspiring adventurers and heroes from destroying the dungeon core! I hate isekai, but I've read it all.
8 147 - In Serial21 Chapters
Apprentice's Ascension
Geruke is a legendary warrior turned blacksmith apprentice. He is best friends with a girl called Lyrassa. A monster attacked her. She survived, but Geruke found out that the monster poisoned her. His best friend was about to die, and he didn’t know what to do. That was until he found out that there was an antidote that could save her. He wanted to buy it, but it was too expensive. So he took out a loan from a religious order of knights. They were called the Templaga. He didn’t have the money to pay them back. So he went into debt. The interest increased. He had to suffer monthly, and sometimes weekly, beatings from them, demanding that he pay them back. One day, they came to his home. They threatened to arrest him in a week’s time if he didn’t cough up the money he owed. Will Geruke let himself get arrested and killed? Or will Geruke get his hands bloody by fighting for his survival? Find out by checking out Chapter 1, and giving this a follow if you enjoy!
8 124 - In Serial16 Chapters
The Barracuda Street Adventurers' Guild
Darazzo, the famous City of Dreams with its iconic network of canals, is a crossroads for the world. Its close connection to the plane of magic fills the city with magical pools, leading into the Depths. Those who dive into these pools and explore the Depths can find hidden spells and powerful artifacts, if they can survive the dangers. It's said that any dream can be fulfilled, if only you can dive deep enough. Ruling the city's rough streets are the Diver Guilds, who owe their power to their control of the unique magic and treasures they extract from the Depths. Against this cutthroat backdrop, three down on their luck women will seek their fortune by founding their own guild. The ever expanding ranks of the Barracuda Street girls will face monsters, foreign agents, cultists, and rival guilds as they carve out a place for themselves in the City of Dreams.
8 375 - In Serial15 Chapters
Time of Devil
What would you do if everyone had a chance to defeat even gods This is a story about a guy named " Akuma " who goes under miserable life after the whole earth changes. He sets on a journey to get stronger even with the disadvantage he was given and tries to overcome it.
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