《random Dave and Bambi incorrect quotes and other stuff (I guess) (+12)》incorrect quotes 15
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Bambi: Dave have you seen Candice?
Dave: Candice nuts fit in yo mouth
Bambi: ...
Bambi:
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QQQQ
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