hope y'all don't mind me with another Dave/David related chapter lol

David (me) went down to Bambi's basement because the orange soda machines weren't working at the school, above him were Boyfriend and Minion.

The two went to me and told me it was my turn to do a mukbang. They told me to say the line, and my dumbass thought there was a secret line I'm supposed to say.

I got shot by Boyfriend.

Well, after Minion and Boyfriend argued.. i was alive again and we did a take 2 on the mukbang.

Everything was going great, apart from.. Unhinged Dave smelling my flesh from behind while i was eating-

"yummy your flesh smells tasty"

what the fvxk.

he was shoo'ed by Boy n Minion

what i didn't know was that Minion put something spicy on a lollipop i ate.

I ATE IT, AND MY MOUTH FEELS LIKE IT WAS LIT ON FIRE-

of course they gave me milk, but like i think that was some sort of special chili?

during this, Bandu appeared and asked if i was okay.

DEFINITELY :D

no i was shaking the whole time ngl, like they have guns of course I'm scared!

David's gonna die-

why?

the spicy taste did not leave my god damn mouth and i might have died.

before i died i said this

tell Dave.. *bIG COuGh* tell Dave.. I burnt his room. I'm gonna be looking up or down laughing at him haha-

and well, Boyfriend did as I requested and Dave was definitely angry. I'm guessing he's looking at his house rn-

the basement door burst, and Dave was holding a gun.

WHERE'S DAVID!?

I couldn't remember what Bandu said, but he got shot.

Oh, he's already dead.. welp just to make sure

*pew*

bro left, and Bambi got in the basement to ask why Dave has a gun.

Dave.. *Bandu dies*

The picture above is this rn btw

now Bambi has to deal with the dead bodies rotting in the basement lol

he left to decide what to do

I became a ghost along with Bandu, and Gamer Bambi showed up. He was dead too, cause he told Dave a deez nuts joke.

So for revenge, we came up with a plan to spook the living sh!t out of Dave.

it ended there because we split up lmao

this was really fun tho!

i hope y'all find these cridab rp stories entertaining! i just like writing them because i wanna remember these.

I wanna try being Decimated Dave and see how that'll go.