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"Your what" I deadpan and he smiles
"My fans! I stream and make youtube videos these are the people who watch" he points to the chat
"Huh" I nod in understanding and slowly back away back to the couch
"You're not going to introduce yourself?" Tubbo laughs and I shake my head violently trying to hide my embarrassed face in the pillow of the couch
"Guys that is ZIggy, we met her a couple days ago shes a pretty good friend of ours" Tubbo explains and I look over to Tommy who is on his phone
"Tommy"
He doesn't look up
"Tommy" I say a little louder and he just smiles obviously ignoring me
I take a pillow from the couch and start hitting him with the pillow and he takes the pillow fro me and hits me back
"Tommy! I just wanted to ask you something!" I yell putting my arms in front of my face trying to block the pillow
"Then ask" he chuckles still hitting me
" I can't when you're beating me with a pillow you cunt!" I kick his thigh and he screeches
"Why would you do that!" he yells in pain and I snort
"You weren't listening to me!" I defend and he glares at me
"What was your question?" he asks looking back at his phone
I grab his phone and scroll through twitter " I forgot"
He hits my shoulder and looks at his phone through my hands
"What are indirects?" I ask
"NO DON'T LOOK AT THOSE" he yells and I flinch
"Fine god damn, secret porn stache?" I snort and he chuckles
"No just weird things fans say" he shrugs and I nod
I look at my last tweet and see people spamming 'Ziggy' and other things related to me
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I write a tweet
Tis i the one and only Ziggy, you've figured me out my cover is blown
Ranboosaysstuff
ZIGGYY
Jackmanifold
I stil have no idea who you are
WIlburSoot
Interesting
"Who is Wilbur Soot and Jack Manifold?" I ask and Tommy snorts
"Other content creators you can talk to them if you'd like" he shrugs and I nod
"I want to meet your so called friends" I laugh and he just glares at me going to facetime wilbur
I put the camera really close to my face so my nose and eyes were in frame as Wilbur answers
"Tommy I'm streamin-" Wilbur quickly says before cutting himself off "you are not Tommy" he squints and I back the phone up
"God I hope not" I snort and Tommy hits me again
"Ow! You know you're very abusive" I look at him and he snorts
"Are you Ziggy?" he asks and I nod
" in the flesh, or well in the phone screen" I shrug and Tommy snorts
"Tommy do you laugh at everything she says?"
"Yes"
"No"
"Yes you do" I snort and he shakes his head
"Goodbye wilbur soot we're gonna call the Jack Manifold" I hang up and type jack in contacts doing the same thing
"Aye Tommy! How are you cham- that is a girl" he squints and I nust out laughing
"How are you champ" I mock and Jack hangs up
"What a dick" I laugh and Tommy looks at me and snorts
"Ziggy come here" Tubbo calls and I jump up kneeling beside him
"What's up tubs?" I ask and he smiles
"They don't believe that you're friends with Drista" he laughs and it takes me a minute before getting it
"Oh they don't know her real name?" I ask and he shakes his head
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"No they don't I don't suggest calling her her real name either" he chuckles and I nod pulling out my phone and calling Amanda
"DRISTA" I yell as she picks up and she looks at me weird
"Why did you call me Drista?" She snorts and I point the camera to Tubbo
"Oh is he streaming?" she asks and I nod
"His fans didn't believe that I knew you" I say and she chuckles
"Yeah chat i've known Ziggy for years"
"Since first grade" I nod and chat goes crazy
"Jesus you have a lot of em" I widen my eyes and look at chat
"Anyway, how was the concert?" I ask walking backwards to the couch before sitting down
"It was really fun I wish you were there though, I got you a pin" she holds up a pin and I smile
"When do you get here?" I ask and she holds up her bag
"Tomorrow" she laughs and I sit up
"You said this weekend?!"
"Clay moved the tickets for some reason, i'll be there tomorrow" she chuckles and puts her chargers in her bag I hear clay opening up the door
"Manda, we leave in 10 minutes hurry"
"Shit I gotta go, call you when I land" she waves goodbye before hanging up
I lay my head on the back of the sofa scrolling through tik tok when I feel my eyes get heavy, all of that walking really tired me out. I slowly fall asleep listening to Tubbo laugh and Tommy's occasional snort from twitter
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