"Hey listen, let's just chill around the planet for tonight, keep our ship on freeze mode. Taehyung and Cherry are gonna keep an eye out for any problems. It'll be fine." Jin told Namjoon who hummed in response, and they heard a groan.

They were sitting around the dining area, because after the little meltdown of realising they were lost and alone in space floating through time and space and could inevitably die, they got hungry.

"For the last time- it's Jungkook, not Cherry." Jungkook snapped, and upon hearing the small silence, he smirked. "Or you guys could call me what girls usually call me- Daddy," Jungkook said, and then winked at Taehyung, who just grimaced.

"No shit," Hoseok laughed. "Could've sworn it'd be the other way around."

Jungkook frowned. "What?? Are you insinuating that- no way dude. I'm straight, why would I take it up the ass?"

Hoseok hummed. "Fair enough."

"Topping and bottoming is a social construct created by heterosexuals forcing heteronormative ideals upon homosexuals." Yoongi said, elbow rested on the table as he took a sip of his drink.

"Just say you're a bottom and go," Jimin said, and Yoongi scoffed.

"Excuse you. You're the biggest bottom in this damn ship." Yoongi retorted, and Jimin sighed. "True. But actually, no, I have a girlfriend."

Everyone laughed. Jimin frowned.

"Dude, she cheated on you like ten times. She's a bitch, just let her go." Taehyung said, and Jimin toyed with his food. "Yeah, whatever." Jimin mumbled, silence falling upon the table, Jimin clearly looking a little upset.

"Topping is fun." Hoseok said, leaning back into his chair.

"True." Jungkook and Taehyung said at the same time, and then looked at each other for a split second, and then back at Hoseok, who was now looking at Yoongi.

"I knew it," Yoongi laughed, and Hoseok smirked. "Yeah? How'd you know?" Hoseok said, putting his elbow on the table too, both their elbows touching a little.

"Dunno," Yoongi said, suddenly looking a little pink in the cheeks. "Got this- uh- v-vibe to you."

"A vibe?" Hoseok said softly to him, and Yoongi gulped, both quite close now.

"Min and Jung are flirting, I repeat, Min and Jung-"

"Shut up Jimin!!" Yoongi and Hoseok snapped, and Jimin started giggling, along with the other boys, who were giggling as well.

"Anyways- so- check this out. I? Have hypothermia. Hence, I can't sleep in the control room-"

"Jungkook you do not have hypothermia." Taehyung snapped, and Jungkook groaned, kicking his shin under the table, making him let out an ow.

"You're not getting out of sleeping together." Namjoon said, and then instantly covered his mouth with his hand because of what he said. Jungkook and Taehyung's eyes widened.

"Dude.. if you want some porn.. there's some on the tv.." Jungkook trailed, and Namjoon turned red. "Shut up, I didn't mean it like that-"

"Don't push your sexual fantasies on us, Captain. Jeez." Taehyung said, and Namjoon was red now, and both Jungkook and Taehyung started giggling when Namjoon rolled his eyes.

"I hate you guys." Namjoon grumbled, and Jungkook and Taehyung continued giggling, sipping their bubbly drinks in harmony.

"Guys I'll have to do a normal checkup tomorrow. It's one of my jobs as a medical student, to make sure you guys didn't catch anything by visiting the planet." Jin explained, and Namjoon turned to him.

"You can check me up anytime, Jin." Namjoon said, and then smirked when Jin turned red and hit his arm.

"Y'all so horny and shit. Anyways-" Jimin said, getting up and grabbing his plate. Before he could grab it, the plate just disappeared. It fucking just- it just vanished. Into thin fucking air.

Everyone was frozen, staring at the plate that just disappeared from Jimin's hands for 11 seconds- and then started screaming.

"What the fuck!!" Jungkook shouted, jumping off his seat, while Jimin screamed and ran behind Namjoon, and Jin did as well, and Taehyung ran up and hid behind Jungkook.

"The fucking plate just fucking disintegrated- what the fuck is this, the ending to Infinity War?!" Yoongi snapped, and Namjoon scoffed at him.

"Dude, you need to stop watching old ass movies." Namjoon said, and then Hoseok went up and touched his plate, and the plate just evaporated into thin air.

More screaming. "Ah-" Jungkook squeaked, trying to hide behind Taehyung, while Taehyung pushed him forward. "Dude- you have muscles!-"

"Yeah but I'm only 18 I can't die so soon-" Jungkook started, trying to hide behind Taehyung, and then Namjoon groaned.

"Guys! It's just a plate!"

"A plate that fucking ghosted itself like a girl that doesn't like you back!" Jimin snapped, and Taehyung snickered.

"Damn Jimin. You okay?"

"Going through some stuff right now." Jimin replied, and Taehyung nodded.

"Shut the fuck up!" Jin snapped, and then stepped forward and ran out the dining room. The others stood there, and then followed him out.

Jin was in the kitchen, checking the cabinet with the plates in it, and he sighed. "It's new tech. Plates are made of different matter than solid, so the particles evaporate after use and clean themselves." Jin explained, and all the guys sighed.

"Oh thank fuck. I thought we had some ghost plate shit going on. Turns out it's just nanotechnology." Jungkook laughed, and then Yoongi gulped.

"You guys know what this means right?" Yoongi said, and the guys frowned.

"What? That our plates left like my mom did when I was a kid?" Taehyung said, and everyone looked at him. Taehyung paused.

"Oh shit did I say that out loud? My bad- continue." Taehyung said, and everyone looked at him with concern for, like, ten seconds, and then continued.

"No- it means that we're all a bunch of scaredy little bitches who got scared of plates!" Yoongi snapped, and Jimin pouted.

"Hey! In my defence- utensils don't just poof into the air, okay?? They don't just leave like my girlfriend left me." Jimin said, and then he paused as well.

"Okay what the fuck is going on-" Jin said, and then Namjoon gulped, before saying- "We're all gonna die."

"We're not all- okay listen, there's like, a 53% chance we'll make it out alive. So chill." Hoseok said, and Taehyung nodded.

"Exactly. If there's one of us that could possibly die, we all know who that is." Taehyung said, and Jungkook nodded.

"Yes. Jimin-" Jungkook started, but got cut off.

"Jungkook." All six said at the same time, and Jungkook frowned.

"Woah, what? How am I the first likely to die?? Jimin's wearing a shirt with bra cupping on it!" Jungkook snapped, and Jimin looked down at his shirt, and then cupped his 'boobs'.

"Holy shit- it looks like I have boobs!" Jimin laughed, and then looked up in amazement. "Guys I have boobs!"

Jungkook suddenly looked around, and frowned. "Wait- all of you are wearing weird clothes," Jungkook pointed out. They all had mixes of pinks and purples and sparkles on their clothing.

"Yeah. You'd think a planet full of women would have some masculine clothing, but not really. Everything was rather feminine. To be honest, clothes don't have a gender, anyone can wear anything they want and gender is a social construct. But- the shop we went to had the cheapest stuff, and it had all these sparkles on it." Yoongi said, looking down at his xxxl shirt that said 'PUSSY POWER' on it.

"We got you clothes too, Jungkook. I don't know why you've been walking around in tiny ass panties." Taehyung said, and Jungkook scoffed. "These are boxers."

"He wants us to see his abs. We saw 'em, Jungkook. You can go change now." Jin said, and Jungkook blushed, and then frowned.

"I can't believe y'all hate thick people. Damn."

"What're you on about, no one hates me." Jimin said, and Jungkook glared at him, before turning around and walking to his room.

"Nice ass!" Taehyung yelled out, and Jungkook turned around and sneered at him, before entering his room, where a packet of clothes lay.

"It's late now, we've had a long ass day. Time isn't real." Namjoon said, and Yoongi was about to open his mouth, but Jin groaned. "God- don't say time is a social construct, I'm gonna hit my head against a wall."

"I was going to say that I'm tired, but you're right, time is a social construct." Yoongi said, and Jin went to a wall and hit his head against it.

"Damn. Okayyy- anyways. A bitch is gonna go get her beauty sleep! Night!" Jimin said, and then turned around and walked to his bedroom. He walked closer to it, and then stopped, and turned around.

"Where's the comment about my ass?" Jimin frowned, and Taehyung sighed. "Nice ass, Jimin." Taehyung said, and Jimin giggled and winked at the silver haired boy.

"Thanks. You too." Jimin said, before walking into his bedroom and closing the door.

"Tae, you change and go sleep in the control room. I'm really tired too." Namjoon said, and Jin nodded, a visible little bruise on his forehead. They both walked to their respected rooms and went in.

"Hey Yoongs, you wanna go for a quick walk around the ship?" Hoseok said, and Taehyung watched as Yoongi's eyes lit up a little, and he grinned. "Sure." Yoongi replied, and they both went off, whispering to each other.

Taehyung sighed and walked to his bedroom as well.

Jungkook was in his own bedroom, eyes angered, wearing his clothes that he's supposing is for him to wear to sleep. Jungkook walked out his room, slamming the door shut, and then walking towards Taehyung's room and opened it without knocking.

"What the fu-" Jungkook started, but then paused.

Taehyung was bent slightly, completely naked, rummaging through his bag of stuff on his bed, his ass facing Jungkook.

Jungkook gulped, and then decided to be funny. "Nice ass." Jungkook smirked, and then Taehyung turned around, eyes growing wide.

"Dude, what the fu-" Taehyung started, and then saw as Jungkook's eyes widened comically, mouth falling to the floor.

"W-what the fuck is that?!" Jungkook let out weakly, looking at the thing between Taehyung's legs.

Taehyung frowned, looking down at his dick, and then looked back up. "It's my dick, you fucking imbecile."

Jungkook gulped, and for some reason, stepped forward, closer to Taehyung, but still a distance between them. "I-is that real?" Jungkook let out, and Taehyung raised an eyebrow, feeling weird suddenly.

"What? Y-yeah- what the fuck are you doing?" Taehyung asked, seeing as Jungkook's eyes were glued on his dick, eyes wide.

"It-" Jungkook started, and then licked his dry lips, blushing. "I-it's so big." Jungkook let out, and then Taehyung let out a snicker, seeing as Jungkook looked at his gigantic penis for like two more seconds and then turned around.

"You fucking weirdo." Taehyung mumbled, grabbing a pair of sweatpants he bought and putting them on quickly. Jungkook was still red in the face, realising he'd started at Taehyung's...heat seeking moisture missile for a little too long.

"I- um- I came here t-to-"

"To make a comment about my ass and then stare at my dick for 27 seconds?"

Jungkook blushed. "No! I didn't mean to stare at your dick!"

"Oh so you meant to come see my ass?" Taehyung snickered, and Jungkook blushed again.

"Shut the fuck up Taehyung I- what the fuck is this shirt?" Jungkook snapped, turning around, seeing Taehyung finally dressed in tight sweatpants and a big pastel blue shirt.

Jungkook's tight pink t-shirt said 'Daddy's Little Girl' on it, and Taehyung giggled.

"What! It's funny- you're a kid so I got you a shirt from the kid's section. I don't understand, is it too small?" Taehyung tilted his head, and Jungkook glared at him.

"All my clothes are weird. I hate you. One says 'Proud Mother of 2' No I'm not!! How do those women even have babies??" Jungkook snapped, and Taehyung scoffed.

"Their biology is different, dude. Some women have organs that help in the 'male' parts of reproduction. What- you're just gonna assume every alien is like humans?" Taehyung said, and Jungkook scoffed in return.

"Clearly not since your dick is bigger than any normal human's." Jungkook snapped back, but then blushed when Taehyung laughed.

"Chill, Kook. It's not even that big. It's like, 22-"

"22 inches??!!?!?!?!?" Jungkook shouted, and Taehyung gave him a weirded out look.

"Are you dumb? No- centimetres."

Taehyung said, and Jungkook sighed.

"Oh thank god, for a second I thought- wait, 9 inches?!?!?!?!" Jungkook shouted again, and Taehyung blushed. "Bro- shit up."

Jungkook blushed too, and then both got out of Taehyung's room and began walking towards the control room, soft hum of the engines avid to their ears in the silence.

"9 inches when it's hard or soft-"

"Jungkook."

"I-I'm just asking- do all Jupiter males have big penises?"

"Yes." Taehyung responded. "Mine's an average size in Jupiter." Taehyung mumbled, and they both entered the control room, and Jungkook hummed.

"I thought people were just being nice when they said I had a big dick- and that every dude I sleep with just happens to have a small penis." Taehyung explained, laughing down two thick blankets on the floor, along with two pillows.

"Yeah. Same same. My dick's huge too. I mean- not as big but. Pretty close. Y'know. Yup." Jungkook said, and Taehyung gave him an amused look, and they both lay down onto the thick blankets, head against pillows.

Small silence.

"Wait so you've never had a dick inside of you?" Jungkook asked, and Taehyung turned to face him.

"Are you horny? Or do you always just ask stupid ass questions?" Taehyung said, and Jungkook rolled to his side, looking at Taehyung.

"I'm always stupid. Now tell me,"

Jungkook said, poking his foot with his cold one, both wincing at how cold their feet were.

Taehyung sighed. "Yeah. Once or twice."

Jungkook's eyes glittered. "Is it fun?"

"Jesus fucking Christ-"

"Oh come on! Scientists say we're all inherently a little bisexual. And yeah, I know that was like super controversial, but it might be kinda true." Jungkook said.

Taehyung turned to his side, both facing each other now. "So you're saying you're bisexual?" Taehyung said softly, and Jungkook looked at him.

"I'm saying experimenting isn't all that bad." Jungkook replied. "Plus, fucking a dude is like doing anal with a girl, right? And I've done that coupe of fifty times, I'll be fine."

Taehyung snickered. "You're just assuming you'll be the top?

Jungkook frowned. "Well, duh."

Taehyung hummed. "I get it. Topping is hot. Hotter than bottoming. At least for me. S'fun- to see a guy squirm and all that shit. Hear them whine. And moan out your name- jesus fuck- I'm kinda horny too." Taehyung said, and then turned to face the ceiling of the ship.

Jungkook snickered, doing so as well, lying on his back. "So like, hypothetically speaking. Hypothetically. If we were to- y'know.." Jungkook trailed, and then turned a little to see Taehyung, and saw his cheeks turn a faint blue.

"We were to what?" Taehyung asked, and Jungkook gulped. "To- y'know- bring an al dente noodle to the spaghetti house." Jungkook said, and Taehyung choked.

"What?!" Taehyung let out, and they both started giggling, staring at the ceiling which had weird technology so was kind of see through, allowing both to see the stars. The lights were off now, only the planet and moons giving light from outside.

"To have sex, if we were to have sex. How'd we- y'know-"

"Why would you assume the two of us would have sex? There's five other guys on this ship, y'know." Taehyung said, and Jungkook hummed, inching a little closer to Taehyung, the older not noticing.

"Well- Namjoon's clearly into Jin. Jin's clearly into Namjoon. Hoseok and Yoongi have their own thing going on. And Jimin's in love with himself. So.. if you do the math.." Jungkook said, and Taehyung laughed.

"Shit, Cherry. I guess we would end up together." Taehyung said, and Jungkook giggled as well.

"So- when we have sex-"

"When??"

"If we have sex-" Jungkook reiterated, blushing. "If we were to have sex- who'd be Tom and who'd be Jerry?" Jungkook asked.

"Hey, if Jerry was full grown, he'd top the fuck out of Tom." Taehyung said, and Jungkook sighed.

"Fair enough. Okay okay- who'd be Shrek and who'd be Donkey?"

"Are you insinuating that Shrek fucked Donkey-"

Jungkook started laughing, so Taehyung continued. "Jeon Jungkook- he had a wife and three kids, and Donkey was in a happy marriage with a dragon-"

"I don't remember these stupid old stories- you come up with one." Jungkook said, and Taehyung hummed.

"Who'd be.. Woody and Who'd be Buzz Lightyear?"

"Buzz would fuck the shit out of Woody."

"Jungkook!!"

"Sorry!! Okay- just tell me. Who'd be the penetrator and who'd be the penetratee?" Jungkook asked, and Taehyung rolled to his side, and now the both were quite close, staring at one another.

Before Taehyung could speak, Jungkook did. "I could fuck you." Jungkook whispered, and Taehyung looked slightly amused- but the humour went away when Jungkook placed his hand on Taehyung's waist.

"Y'know- there's a reason why girls like me so much." Jungkook whispered again, and then leaned in, lips lingering over Taehyung's ear. "'Cause I fuck 'em really well. Like I could fuck you. Leave you whimpering and moaning my name, like you said." Jungkook said, and then saw how Taehyung's cheeks were slightly blue.

"It's a shame, really, if you ask me. Such a big dick-" Jungkook said, looking down at his sweats, and then back up. "Gone to waste." Jungkook whispered, and then saw how Taehyung gulped at that.

"Isn't that right?" Jungkook said, and then touched Taehyung's chin with his finger. "Baby boy?"

Taehyung paused for a while, and then let the blush wear off into a small snicker. "You're funny, Cherry. Really cute, too." Taehyung sighed, and Jungkook removed his hand from his waist, frowning.

"What?" Jungkook asked, and then saw Taehyung smirk. "I mean- you're too annoying to be a top, y'know?" Taehyung said, and Jungkook frowned.

"Meanie." Jungkook said, and Taehyung cooed, booping Jungkook's nose. "I'm just saying! You're trying too hard."

"M'not trying, Tae! I could fuck you really hard and make sure you don't walk for a year. Do you want me to? 'Cause I will," Jungkook growled, and then heard Taehyung let out a hum.

"I'm sure you could, Cherry. I'm not doubting that. I'm just saying- you just come across as a bratty bottom." Taehyung said, and then pinched Jungkook's waist, making him blush a little.

"Well you come across as a loud whiny bottom!" Jungkook snapped, and Taehyung giggled.

"You don't know me well enough." Taehyung whispered, and Jungkook sat up straight.

"I wanna know you well enough, then." Jungkook said, and Taehyung suddenly grabbed Jungkook down onto the bed, and turned him around, and then threw his arm over his waist.

"Here. I'll show you a thing or two." Taehyung whispered, and Jungkook frowned. "No! I'm not a little spoon, I-I have muscly arms! I'm gonna spoon you." Jungkook said, and tried turning around, but got caught in Taehyung's arms.

"I'm bigger than you. Now shut it, and let's just cuddle and never speak of it again. It's cold and we don't have blankets." Taehyung said, and wrapped his arms around Jungkook, holding him close.