Jungkook was on a wheelchair.

This was most definitely the most goddamn humiliating thing to ever happen in the history of things happening to people. You see, it'd be fine if he were stuck in the wheelchair because his leg broke, or his big toe got chopped off, or his knee got scalped, or literally ANYTHING else!

But the fact that Taehyung's massive dick that fucked him riddened him to a wheelchair because he couldn't fucking WALK??? That shit's embarrassing on a whole new level. Jungkook wanted to die.

Jungkook's self automated wheelchair (which just so handily was kept in the storage of the spaceship) rolled towards the control room, where he heard voices. Jungkook rolled into the room, and then saw Jimin, Jin, and Taehyung in the room.

The three looked at him, and Jimin and Jin instantly burst out laughing.

Jungkook started blushing like an apple, and Taehyung cleared his throat, trying not to laugh. "Jungkook took 'die for that dick' too seriously, huh?" Jimin said, and Taehyung started laughing at that.

"Shut up!"

"C'mon Jimin, don't be mean." Taehyung said, and Jin bit his lip to hide a grin. "Oh come on, Tae. Don't be a pain in the ass. Oh wait-" Jin started, and then started wheezing again.

"This isn't funny. I can't walk-"

"I guess we all know Taehyung's favorite planet. Uranus-" Jin said, and Jimin slapped his shoulder while laughing loudly, practically falling on the floor.

"Seriously guys, let's not made crude jokes. Jungkook came in here to have a good time." Namjoon said, walking into the room. He placed his hands on Jungkook's shoulders from behind. "And so did Taehyung-"

"Namjoon!" Jungkook snapped, and Taehyung's face was tinted blue as well, but it was clear he was laughing. Jungkook huffed, hearing Namjoon burst into laughs and ruffle Jungkook's hair.

"Why're you in a wheelchair anyway? Is it that bad?" Namjoon asked, and Jungkook scoffed, picking on his nails.

"No. M'just.. tired." Jungkook mumbled, and Jin laughed. "Yeah right. If you widened your legs we'd be able to see your brain."

"Dude, shut up! You guys are literally the unfunniest people I know!" Jungkook snapped, and then turned his wheelchair around to face the wall, folding his arms.

"Aw, relax Cherry. They're messing around." Taehyung said, and then walked in front of Jungkook to face him and crouched down to meet him face to face.

"Does it really hurt?"

"Shut up, Tae." Jungkook flared, and Taehyung placed his hands on his thighs. "Kookie.." Taehyung said, and Jungkook turned to face him slowly, unwilling to meet eyes.

"Look at me, baby." Taehyung said softly, and Jungkook pursed his lips, still having his arms folded and looking down. "C'mon baby, don't be bratty. I just wanna talk. I'm not trying to embarass you." Taehyung chuckled.

Jungkook looked at him slowly, and then kicked his foot lightly against Taehyung. "What." Jungkook mumbled, cheeks burning.

"There's my cherry." Taehyung whispered, tickling Jungkook's chin. Jungkook almost let out a laugh, but then slapped Taehyung's hand away.

"Stop it!" Jungkook let out squeakily, and then rolled out of the room on his wheelchair, rushing through the hallways and into his bedroom.

Taehyung sighed, getting up and looking at the boys. "Look at what you monsters did."

"What we did?? Tae you bruised his prostate," Jimin said, and Taehyung frowned. "..I did?"

"Yeah I did a medical check up this morning and did the machine scanning thingy. I have a feeling he wasn't too happy about it." Jin said.

"What gave you that idea?" Namjoon asked, and Jin sighed. "Well, he cried, so-"

"Okay, that's it! No more bottom shaming in this household. I mean, c'mon, we don't make fun of you, Jin." Taehyung said, and Jin widened his eyes. "Nor do we make fun of you, Jimin." Taehyung said, and Jimin scoffed.

Yoongi walked in. "And we don't make fun of Yoongi either." Taehyung said, and Yoongi threw him a weird gang sign. "We been knew I'm a bottom, sis." Yoongi said.

"Okay what makes you assume I'm a bottom????" Jin said, and Namjoon wiggled his eyebrows at him, which made Jin blush a little and then kick Namjoon on the leg. Taehyung laughed.

He looked at Jimin, who still looked a little upset, so Taehyung sighed. "Chill, Jimin. I was joking." Taehyung said, and Jimin let out a weak laugh. "I know.

Everyone always seems to be joking." He mumbled, and then turned around to walk out of the room.

"Where's Hoseok?" Jin asked, and Yoongi was looking out the window of the ship. "Don't know. Probably somewhere in the ship." Yoongi mumbled offhandedly. Namjoon frowned.

"Did something happen?"

"Yeah. We kind of had a fight. It's not a big deal. He got mad at me for drinking again." Yoongi said, and Taehyung frowned a little, and Namjoon and Jin gave him worried looks. They knew it was none of their business, so they kept quiet.

"No one's in a good mood. You know what that means!" Jin said, and the other three boys looked at him. "What?"

"Let's have a party!"

Namjoon frowned. "What? No Jin, that's a stupid idea. As captain, I forbid us to have any more parties until we figure out a plan to get back to-"

Jin whacked him on the head.

-

They were going to have a party.

Jin assigned himself Part Planner, and honestly, who the fuck was going to say no to his chaotic ass- so they let him plan this shit out.

He went to the lounge and moved the couches and tables to the side and then made Taehyung make snacks. Taehyung said no but then Jin threw a chair at him so now Taehyung had to make snacks.

He was in the kitchen, putting some chips together in a bowl and other random food stuffs, when he heard a whrrr sound and then turned and saw Jungkook roll into the kitchen.

Taehyung smiled when he saw Jungkook, and Jungkook rolled up to him and Taehyung saw him take one of the chips and put it in his mouth and crunch loudly, and then look up at Taehyung and put his thumb up. "Good."

Taehyung smiled, and then leaned down and pressed a kiss to Jungkook's forehead. Jungkook felt a warm blush all over, and Taehyung took another chip and reached it to Jungkook's lips, but then Jungkook turned the wheelchair around quicker than light and rolled out of the room, mumbling something about having to go pee or something.

Taehyung sighed to himself in confusion, and then continued making the chips and dip.

Finally the 'party' started.

It was the 7 of them in the lounge room, very little conversation being made, a sad bowl of chips and dip in the middle and one big bottle of soda.

"This sucks. I'm going." Jungkook said, and Jin rushed up to the door and slammed it shut and then locked the door.

"No! None of you are leaving. Now shut up and sit down." Jin snapped, and everyone quickly sat down on the floor, wondering why he was yelling. Jungkook rolled and stayed put next to Jimin.

"Everyone pour yourself a glass of soda." Jin said.

"I don't really drink soda.. it's like super toxic for your body.. very high on sugar and stuff-"

"I said pour yourself a fucking glass of soda!" Jin snapped again, and everyone quickly took out cups and hastily poured soda into those glasses. Jin sat down next to Namjoon, smiling.

"Drink." Jin ordered, and everyone slowly drank the weird pink bubbling liquid. Jin snickered when he saw everyone drinking it. "Y'know what this is?" Jin said, looking at Namjoon. "Dominance, baby." Jin winked, and Namjoon furrowed his eyebrows and tipped the glass back to hide his blush.

Once everyone drank it, they placed the glasses down and waited. There was silence.

"That tasted like toes." Jungkook said while looking down.

"I had a foot fetish when I was 11." Hoseok blurted out, and everyone looked at him with widened eyes. Hoseok hid his mouth with his hand.

"What the fuck.."

"Why did I say that, shit." Hoseok said, blushing. Yoongi scoffed. "Fuckin' weirdo. God, if I didn't want to date you so badly I would've walked out right now." Yoongi frowned to himself.

"Shit- did I say that out loud?" Yoongi said, eyes widening. Jin smirked, watching this take place.

"You want me to date you? I want to date you too.. but I'm scared for you.. 'cause you always drink and I don't know why.. and I'm scared you'll hurt yourself someday." Hoseok said timidly.

"I only drink because my last boyfriend told me no one would want to be with me-" Yoongi started, and then frowned to himself when he kept talking. "-and so I developed a tendency to drink so I can be a little different- a-and you're the first g-guy that.. made me feel different.. b-because I usually go for guys my t-type but you're.. r-really sweet and positive and exuberant and I-I'm scared you don't want someone like me." Yoongi said.

"What is happening.." Jungkook said softly, and then Hoseok widened his eyes.

"You're exactly my type because I just want to take care of you and I think you're so.. inspiring and think so deeply and I-I like you a lot- jesus fucking christ why are we saying everything out loud!" Hoseok shouted, and Jin giggled.

"Just a freudian slip, I'm sure." Jin said sneakily, and Taehyung cleared his throat.

"My mother left me when I was 3 years old." Taehyung said aloud, and then everyone looked at him, and he looked a little confused with himself for saying all this out loud. "Her f-family didn't like that she was with a human.. because back then Junos didn't like humans because of what they did to other alien races."

Jungkook looked at him carefully, eyes growing big. "My father was negligent and never cared for me like a mother would have.. and- and he only wanted me to grow up and be smart and rich.. but he told me my mother never wanted me in the first place... and she never loved us.." Taehyung trailed, and then looked down.

"That's probably why I get so sensitive when people bring up where I'm from. A part of me wants to feel pride in who I am.. but another part of me doesn't know this other half at all. And I want to, so badly I want to- but I'm scared. Scared to find out too much and r-ruin my life." Taehyung said, and Namjoon cleared his throat.

"I think these drinks have truth serum in them." Namjoon said. "I don't know why but it tastes kind of salty in the end.. and truth serum usually is salty... also we got this from King Bing's planet and Jin force fed it to us.. or maybe I'm just bullshitting and making all of this up.. because I think being smart is the only good thing about me and the only reason people like me and I feel the need to constantly prove my intellect because if I don't people would leave me."

Everyone widened their eyes. "Fuck this shit has truth serum in it!" Namjoon snapped, and Jungkook raised his hand.

"I think I like boys!" Jungkook said, and everyone rolled their eyes.

"That's his big truth? C'mon, Kook, we been knew since like the first day." Jin scoffed, and Jungkook shook his head.

"I was scared to admit that I liked boys b-because my parents are very very backwards still and have very slight homophobic tendencies." Jungkook said. "And my parents never loved me."

"Yikes.." Jimin whispered, and Jungkook nodded.

"They only liked my older brother because he was smart. A-and he had many friends and all my family members loved him. So t-to stand out somehow I started.. doing dumb shit at a very young age. Sleeping around with girls.. being a stupid fuckboy. I knew I was never that mentally sharp so I do everything to distract people from it."

Taehyung found himself frowning a little at Jungkook's confession, because of how weak the younger boy looked right now. "Usually people are impressed b-but maybe they're not my real friends. S-sometimes I feel like Taehyung sees me for more than a dumb fuckboy.. but sometimes I'm not sure. A-and I'm scared to jump into a relationship or something like that because I don't want to be used and get embarrassed!" Jungkook squeaked, hiding his face with his hands.

Everyone was quiet for a little, and then Jimin stood up. "I have a confession to make." Jimin said, and everyone looked at him.

"I was in an abusive, toxic relationship before this." Jimin said. "Lisa. I'd been with her since I was 14. She was all I knew. She was my best friend since middle school. I had to be in a relationship with her. But I thought I was in love with her.. I never realised that I was forcing myself to love her this whole time."

Jimin sniffled. "A-and she cheated on me! And broke my heart! And- and she hit me. Many times. And told me to suck it up because if I say anything back to her I'd be sexist." Jimin said, looking down. The boys looked at him with big, pitiful eyes.

"But.. I came on this ship and finally realised." Jimin said, and then looked at Taehyung. Jimin looked at Taehyung for a few seconds, and Taehyung gulped, looking back at him.

"I'm.." Jimin trailed, and then looked at the rest of the boys. "Asexual."

"Really!" Jin gasped, and Jimin nodded, hands turning into little fists. "I-I never realised.. but all of you CONSTANTLY buttfucking made me realise.. sex has never appealed to me. I like the idea of love. I don't know, I'm still figuring things out. I-I hope you guys don't find me weird." Jimin said quickly, and then sat down.

"Of course we don't you stupid goof! You're actually very sweet and kind and cute and highkey holding this group together." Taehyung said, and Jimin giggled.

Namjoon grabbed the bottle of soda and then reached it to Jin's face and froced the bottle into his mouth. Jin gulped down a few sips and then pushed it away. Jin stood up.

"I think.." Jin trailed, and everyone looked at him expectedly. "I might be the most perfect person I know."

"Man you say this shit all the time. Nothing's new." Hoseok complained, and Jin shook his head. "No- because. Namjoon is.. cute. And my heart starts beating kinda fast when I'm around him. That's all and goodbye." Jin said, sitting down quickly.

"That pink shit really fucked us up, huh?" Yoongi chuckled. "A few sips and all the darkest shit and feelings just came out. We're all kinda fucked up in our own way.." Yoongi said, and then smiled a little. "But that's good. 7 fuck ups in one ship, sailing through space without a clue what to do. I think it fits quite well."

They all smiled a little, and Jungkook looked at Taehyung, giving him a small hinted smile, to which Taehyung gave a warm smile back.

"It fits well. Too well." Namjoon said, and they looked at him. "I've been doing some research and I'm like 100% sure we were put on this ship on purpose."

Everyone paused. "...What."

"Yeah. I don't think they want us to find our way back. The guy who made this ship has millions of dollars and keeps making the biggest spaceships. The woman who sent us to this place doesn't even work at our university! She works for another man, I forgot his name, who has a rivalry against the guy who built this ship. If news comes out that 7 kids were hurdled into a galaxy far away, it'd look really bad for guy-who-built-the-ship."

Everyone still paused. "...So we're gonna die."

"Yah."

Another pause, everyone zoned out while staring into the wall, wondering how when and why they're gonna die. Jungkook laughed.

"Relax. I'm gonna go sleep." Jungkook said, and turned around and rolled out of the room.

"Jungkook!" Jin called out in an urge. "Taehyung's gonna be the reason you die!"

"Good one, Jin!" Jungkook laughed, and then rolled away.

Taehyung looked at Jin. "Why the fuck did you say that."

"I couldn't control it."

"This is all your fault. I didn't want any of you bitches knowing any of this shit. Now y'all know I've got mommy issues." Taehyung mumbled.

Jimin laughed. "I guess you could say the tea has definitely been spilled." Jimin said, and Taehyung looked at him.

"Yes. My traumatic past story about my abandonment issues and why I cry at night was most definitely some hot piping tea." Taehyung joked sarcastically, and Jimin burst out laughing.