《*Crack* of me and my friends.》Part Three
Advertisement
1.
Chloe: sneezes*
Jessica: Bless you my sweet da-jie.
Pei Nee: Sneezes*
Jessica: Get that decease trash away from me
2.
Pei Nee: Siew Hui,Chloe I gave Jess a get better soon card.
Chloe: that's surprisingly nice of you...
Siew Hui: wait for it....
Pei Nee: She wasn't sick I just thought she could do better.
Siew Hui: There it is
Chloe: I take it back
3.
Max: dating tip: hold the door for your date. rip the door off its hinges.use the door to fight of other men/women. Established dominance.
Jess,Cin,Carl,Jian Hao and Tan:....
Jess&cin: we really begin to see why your single.
Jessica: AND YOUR BOTTOM!
Max: SHUT UP! YOU STILL OWE ME MONEY!
Jess: AND YOU SECRETLY GAY! ONLY US 5 KNOWS! HEHEHEHE!
Max: Proceeds to chase me... AGAIN*
COME BACK HERE YA LITTLE SHIT!
Jess: DON'T FORGET I'M FASTER THEN EVERYONE! SO I CAN OUTRUN YOU!*run to The girls and Jian Hao*
Max: You've won this time....
Jess: I ALWAYS HAVE!
4.
Kidnapper: I have two of your friends.
Max, Jian Hao,Carly and Tan:? Oh really who-
Cindy: ITS US! CINDY AND JESS!
Max:.... I know Cindy I don't know the other one.
Jess: MAX YOU PIECE OF SHIT!
5.
[Me and my friends at Disneyland on the spinning teacup rides]
Chloe and Yashini:
[Spinning slowly while calmly talking]
Tan and Jian Hao:
[Spinning slightly faster having a heated argument]
Jessica and Max:
[Flying past them. Spinning as fast as possible, screaming.]
6.
Chloe: Why are you guys smiling?
Pei Nee and Max: Can't we just be happy?
Yashini: Jess tripped and fell in the in the bathroom.
Chloe: Sighs*
7.
Pei Nee: I wish we could block people in real life.
Siew Hui: restraining order
Jessica: murder
Chloe,Yashini &Jian Hao: Jess No-
Advertisement
Jessica: Jess yes😌😎
8.
[In Hui Lin and Yoke Hui's room]
Hui Lin: time to wake up.
Yoke Hui: Mnn five more minutes...
Hui Lin: Sighs*** fineee
[In Jessica and Pei Nee's room]
Pei Nee: time to get up.
Jessica: five more minutes
Pei Nee: *Holding a slipper* I think you misheard me?
Jessica: *Jumps outta bed and makes a run for it*
9.
Elaine: No, seriously I'm a handful, You don't wanna date me.
Cammy: Well good news because I have two hands!!!
10.
Siew Hui: *picks up piece of paper* Pei Nee,What's this?
Pei Nee: My to-do list.
Siew Hui: Really?! I'm proud your finally becoming organiz-
Siew Hui: This just says my name..
Jessica: smirks*she wanna do you Siew Hui *smirks even wider*
Siew Hui: What do you mean?
Jessica: I mean she wanna have se-
Chloe: *Closes my mouth before I can say* Shush!
Jessica: Muffled* but Chloe!!!
Chloe: No. Don't you dare
Jessica: fineee
11.
Hui Lin: I'm not needy.
Yoke Hui: Oh yes you are. Remember that time you tried to break my door three times at midnight just to see if I hadn't abandoned you?
Hui Lin:
Yoke Hui: yeah.
12.
Pei Nee: What's worse than a heartbreak?
Jessica: Realizing a dragon can't blow out it's birthday cake..
Pei Nee: ....
Pei Nee: Girl wtf
13.
Cammy,as a therapist: so,tell me what're you feeling?
Elaine: well I feel my therapist is hitting on me.
Cammy, smirking: and how does that make you feel?
Elaine: Pretty good not gonna lie.
Cammy: EEEEEKKK
14.
POV:*Someone made Penny cry*
Siew Hui: Where are you going Jess?
Jessica: To either get food or commit a felony I'll decide in the car.
Siew Hui: Oh o...
END OF PART THREE WOOHOO!
See ya in next one.
Advertisement
- In Serial50 Chapters
A Novel World
When a science experiment goes wrong, strange forces step in and change the underlying laws of the universe, simply because they appreciate the entertainment value Humans provide. Watch as Jen Byrnes seeks to learn more about the new world around her, and to become the Mad Scientist she had always aspired to. With inspiration from Randidly Ghosthound.
8 104 - In Serial59 Chapters
The Immortalai
A race of people have appeared on the planet through unknown means, they are confused and wary of those around them what will they build or what will they destroy.
8 137 - In Serial49 Chapters
The Cop Who Loves Me...A Teenager
Autumn Reynolds was told by an extremely handsome cop that her entire family was in a car accident and were in critical condition. Soon after, they die only a few hours apart. Autumn was heartbroken and had no where to go, had no one else, and had no way of upporting herself. The handsome cop, Brody Taylor, offers her a place to stay. She hesitently accepts and moves in with him. With the money her parents saved, she would be able to save for college. Brody has a secret though...He fell in love with Autumn the first time he saw her, but Autumn has no idea. Autumn has a secret too...She loves Brody. But Brody wouldnt dare to break the law to be with an underage girl....or would he?
8 183 - In Serial34 Chapters
The Meaning of Life
It all started with that voice. One day, a slightly psychopathic teenager named Krey heard a voice in his dream. A goddess's request, a new world, the legacies of the Divine realms, the never-ending storms in the world of Salratia. With the carefree thought of "I shall live as I please~!", Krey sets out to begin his 'otaku' dream. But it is not smooth sailing. Troublesome divine entities, mortal politics and the relationship with his new companions. How could he, a former assassin and former odd-jobs part-time high school student worker (not to mention an otaku), a perfect example of a loner (though he himself doesn't seem to realize it) be able to handle this problem? "Ei! Whatever, there's still a few more centuries! I'll go travel the world in peace!" [Author here. This is my first time writing a story in RRL. Criticism is very welcome as long as it is educational and has some tips and bits of advice for me. I am still learning]
8 107 - In Serial15 Chapters
Re: Corruption
A man gets butchered by a person he considered a friend, when he finally tasted death, he wakes up, thinking it was all a hallucination.He relives the last moments of his life, how he was brutally murdered, for a reason, which is now unknown to him.He slowly loses more and more of his old memory, until he only vague remembers, that he was once a human.Follow him, as he is reborn, reincarnated, as one of the lowest living creatures. And how he is destined to rise again.---------------------------------------Before you think wrong of my choice of race for the mc, I want to inform you that although he starts as a Goblin, he will be nothing like Rou from Re:Monster (which is one of the main inspirations for this).---------------------------------------This is my first fiction, so I would love some feedback or your opinions in general. English isn't my main language either, so if you see any mistakes regarding grammar or anything else, please inform me. I don't plan on ending this fiction anytime soon, but due to school and work I may not have time to write chapters on a frequent base. Btw later on there may be Romance included, so I will put these into the categories, but don't expect anything sexual to happen in the first few chapters.
8 170 - In Serial25 Chapters
A book fanatic's Journey through a Fantasy World
What if the world would end in 5 minutes because some shitty god screwed up?What if you where just and hour away from finishing your favorite novel?What if that same shitty god lost your soul and you are reborn in a fantasy world with magic?Follow the journey of a curious book lover(with some "small" problems) who gets thrown(reborn) into a fantasy world filled with things like magic, demons, angels and gods.He decides that since he got some cheat like magic powers from a human experiment that he will use them to experience the many wonders of a fantasy world world with as his guide the many story's he read about reincarnation in a fantasy world whilst searching for that shitty god to force him into telling him the ending of the story he was reading.
8 85
Prev Chap
Next Chap
Chap List
Boy
Girl
