1.

Jian Hao: Your up earlier then usual.

Jessica:

Max: You never went to sleep did you.

2.

Puan Lau: I'm not feeling too well lately.

Puan Lau: There's this headache that's come and goes

Jessica: Walks in*

Puan Lau: oh look! There it is again.

Jessica:.....

3.

Pei Nee: I'm quick at math.

Elaine: oh really? Then what's 58+60x5?

Pei Nee: 230

Elaine: wrong. But you were close.

Pei Nee: wrong but quick!

Yashini: s-shes got a point though...

4.

Zi Eng: how would A-Lynn get out of a mess like this??

Kheng Man: Oh she won't. She'll make a bigger mess that cancels this one out.

Zi Eng: ah...ok

5.

Jazlyn: wait- when wine or chocolate is involved you can suddenly to math in your head?

Miley: Lynn-Jie what's 19,154 of xuanli divided by 61 cups of xuanli

Jessica: 314

Puan Yeo: What if it were veggies?

Jess and the others: AHHHH!

Jessica: oh sorry teach. You came outta nowhere. Anyways what was your questiond?

Puan Yeo: I said what if it were veggies?

Jessica: carry the 4 and-

Jessica: it doesn't work.

Puan Yeo: Have you drank before?!?!

Jessica and the others in our minds: We fucked up...

Jessica: hehe... No ofc not.

6.

Chloe: darling could you pls pass me the butter?

Pei Nee: grabs butter*

Siew Hui: grabs butter*

Jessica: Running in with a stick of butter* you needed something da-jie??

7.

Jessica: What's a Thot?

Hui Lin: ...A very thoughtful person.

*Later at lunch*

Chloe: heres your food Jess.

Jessica: Thanks da-jie.your such a Thot!

Chloe and Hui Lin: Spits out water*

Chloe: glaring daggers into hui Lin*

(But still.... What is a Thot? Pls someone tell me the meaning in the comments. And I am not that ✨innocent✨ so don't say I am thank you.)

8.

Genie: I am a genie you have three wishes.

Jessica: ..... Make that a 101

Genie: you have 100 wishes left.

Cin,Carl,max and Jian Hao: Nice one!

9.

Puan Lau: You five better explain right now!

Kai Qi: it was Jess

Zi Eng: it was A-Lynn

Kheng Man: it was A-Lynn

Jee Anne: it was A -Jess

Jessica: it was Jess

Everyone: .....

Jessica: damn

10.

Jessica: For someone who's always hydrated you don't look very refreshing.

Pei Nee: BURNRRNNNNNRRNNN

Jessica: water can't burn

Pei Nee:

Pei Nee: MELTT-

Jessica: How can water melt!?

Pei Nee:..

Pei Nee: EVAPORATEEEEEE

11.

Jessica: here A-Hui and Penny. A nice hot plate of rice.

Siew Hui: it's cold

Jessica: a nice plate of rice

Pei Nee: EW ITS TERRIBLE!

Jessica: A plate of rice

Siew Hui&Pei nee: Are you sure this is Rice??

Jessica: Plate.

12.

Pei Nee: I'm single,your single,you know what that means?

Siew Hui: Yeah

Siew Hui: We ugly

Jessica: SHE WANTS TO BANG YO-

*Muffled by Chloe again*

Chloe: NOPE! SHE SAID NOTHING YOU HEARD NOTHING!

LES GO LIL SIS~~

Jessica: Oh shit- I'm doomed..

Guys helppppp

Chloe: *brings Jess away to do some stuff*

Yashini: Here we go again...

13.

Cammy: you know, the most insulting thing you can say is "Who is this clown?"

Cammy: because it means 1) their a clown. 2) their an obsecure clown.

Jessica: I'd like to have some of whatever you smoking.

Cammy: Sure!

Jessica: *Takes it and smokes* taste horrible thx

Cammy: Mn welcome.

14.

Tan: Max,Knock Knock

Max:? Who's there

Jess,cin,Carl and Jian Hao: *smirking knowing whats gonna happen.*

Tan: let you fuck

Max: *still confused*let you Fuck who?

Tan: let me fuck you.

Max: blushing*

Jess: YASSSS I KNEW YOU WERE GA-

Pillow get thrown in meh face*

15.

Jessica: I DO WHAT I WANT!

Pei Nee: Clicks tough* I'm telling Chloe.

Jessica: Wait No-pls don't!!! I don't wanna get punished again!!!

Pei Nee: Well you should've*grunts* thought about that*grunts* before you jumped off *grunts* the two story building of my house!

Jessica: I'm sorry!!!! It won't happen again-!!!!

Ask if you wanna know what happened lol

16.

Jessica: I have feelings for you.

Kai Qi: really? But I'm dating Je-

Jessica: I feel your annoying as fuck.

Lol that was something.

Anyways yeah.

Hoped you enjoyed it cause I did.

Bye.

BYE LOVELIES!

LOVEYALL!

770WORDS