《*Crack* of me and my friends.》part ten
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Hey! Am back let's continue the....what should I call it?
Ah the chaos. Yes,let's continue the Chaos.
1.
*In the Anime obbesed people group chat*
Wangyibo wife: WHO THE FUCK MESSED
Wangyibo wife: WITH MY HAIR AND FACE!?!!!
Giyuu and Nezuko simp: PFFT-HAHAHAHAH
Giyuu and Nezuko simp: can send pls?
Wangyibo wife: JESSICA WAS IT YOU!?!
Giyuu and Nezuko simp: hey, just cause it's always me doesn't mean its me this time Y'know
Shinobu simp: No,It was definitely you.
Giyuu and Nezuko simp: PENNY!
*Shinobu simp exited the chat*
Giyuu and Nezuko simp: Oh fuck.
Wangyibo wife: I knew it was you Jessica you little fucking shit
Giyuu and Nezuko simp: Hey,! Mind your language
Wangyibo wife: Then get this tomato ass looking haircut off of me!
Giyuu and Nezuko simp: what? You wanna go balled?
*Giyuu and Nezuko simp has left the chat*
*Meanwhile in the main 9 group chat*
Walking disaster: Zi Eng! Zi Eng!
Mum: A-Lyn?
Walking disaster: Tomato was bullying me!
Jee Anne's simp: Jess messed with my hair first.
Walking disaster: I did not.
Jee Anne's simp: You did.
Godzilla: ok but let's not talk about the hair.
Godzilla: But Kai Qi,Wtf is that username?
Penny: that's coming from you big ass
Godzilla
Eren Yeager 2.0: Let's fight pls
Eren Yeager 2.0: take this to DM's maybe?
Pennsylvania: Don't mind them. Their imbeciles.
Pokémon: get a room.
Pennsylvania: that's what we were bout to do.
*Pennsylvania has logged off*
*Eren Yeager 2.0 has logged off*
Kheng Man: That bitch ..
Jee Anne's simp: now back to my hair-
Walking disaster: No,not back to your hair
Jee Anne's simp: Oh? And what are you gonna do if I am?
Walking disaster: oh I dunno
Walking disaster: showing them that video of you in a maid dress saying ✨stuff✨ while drunk?
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Jee Anne's simp: JESSICA
Walking disaster: Ah~~! So scary Da-jie helpppp
First mum: Sighs* first How'd you know I'm here second come to my room
*Walking disaster is off*
*First mum is off*
Jee Anne's simp:
Jee Anne's simp: Bab-
Godzilla: don't even think about it
*Godzilla has kicked Jee Anne's simp outta the chat*
Godzilla: the shit I have to deal with..
Pokémon,Mum& oldest out of all of us: Not only you sis.
Ok! That's it! All credits to Mxtx crack! I got inspired by her/he/them
Sorry I don't know your pronouns so pls don't scole me...
The future ones will be like oneshots but it's just a short mini version also inspired by others. So yeah!
I hope you enjoyed these few parts!
Btw oldest out of all of us is Yashini.
BYE! See you in my future stories!
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