"Yeah, I think I can pass, but I'm not too sure though. I'll try..." Naruto replied.

"Well, I'm sure I'll do okay, hopefully... I think the only thing that I really need to do is like a clone Jutsu and umm, what was it again? Ohhh. Shuriken and Kunai as well. I think I also need to pass a written test too or something like that, you know me, I don't pay attention to class anyways." Naruto reassured.

*sigh*

"Of course Kurama I will, I'm not stupid fox." Naruto suddenly retorted menacingly.

"Haha, very funny, of course, I'm going to pass Kurama. I'm the Anbu commander for Kami's sake." Naruto said annoyed.

Kurama started laughing so much, he started crying.

"Ugggg, just go back to sleep Kurama, I've had just about enough of you." Naruto huffed, annoyed as hell.

Kurama just started laughing even harder.

"Shut up Fox."

Kurama started laughing even harder (if that's even possible).

Naruto sighed, annoyed as hell, and just left blocking Kurama's laughter.

Naruto got ready, put on his hideous orange jumpsuit and ate something he made in a few minutes. Although it only took Naruto a few minutes to make, to someone else, it would be one of the best things they have ever tasted in the world. After finishing and washing the plates, Naruto left his apartment. (when Naruto leaves his house, he always puts a seal on it. Because of the fact that Author-chan is lazy and doesn't feel like writing extra words, just keep in mind that Naruto always seals his house when he leaves because my lazy tush doesn't want to write it. Okie back to the story.)

People were pouring into the classroom and chattering away, talking about how much they trained and are going to graduate at the top of the Academy. Naruto silently smirked knowing who was really going to be at the top. Naruto took a seat next to the Uchiha and sighed. The Uchiha looked at him curiously, as he saw the blondie sigh.

"What? Is this seat taken?" Naruto asked coolly.

"Hn," Sasuke grunted.

*sigh*

"What is it with you Uchiha and the word 'hn?" Naruto asked bored out of his mind.

"Hn."

"You know what, fuck it, you're even more boring than talking to a damn rock." Naruto sighed, irritated as he looked away. Suddenly, they both heard screaming. Sasuke whipped his head to look at the door while Naruto just yawned and sighed knowing that it was the two banshees, Ino and Sakura, or as Naruto named them, Sasuke fangirl number 2 and Sasuke fangirl number 1, (Sakura being 1 and Ino being 2). They suddenly appeared at the entrance and started yelling at each other.

"I GOT HERE FIRST INO PIG!!!" The bink banshee screeched.

"NO, I DID BILLBOARD BROW!!!!!" The blond less annoying but still annoying banshee yelled back.

"MY FOOT WAS A CENTIMETER IN FRONT OF YOURS!!!!" Screeching pinky argued.

"I wish but you know I have to keep a low profile or else my cover will be blown. And plus, Jiji will hate me even if I hurt a useless banshee like Pinky over there." Naruto growled in a cold and menacing tone.

Ino and Sakura then stared dashing over to where Sasuke was and found a blondie in an orange jumpsuit sitting next to "their" Sasuke.

"MOVE ASIDE NARUTO-BAKA, THAT SEAT IS RESERVED FOR ME!!!!!" Pink banshee screamed.

"NO, IT'S RESERVED FOR ME!!!!!" Blond banshee countered.

"I'm sorry both of you but I don't see either one of your names carved onto the seat. Sasuke, do you know anything about them having reserved their seats here?" Naruto asked in masked up dumb way.

"Hn." Sasuke replied.

"ITACHI, DOES YOUR KID BROTHER KNOW HOW TO SAY ANYTHING OTHER THAN 'HN'!!!!!????

"I'm sorry both of you but I don't see either one of your names carved onto the seat. Sasuke, do you know anything about them having reserved their seats here?" Naruto asked in masked up dumb way.

"Hn." Sasuke replied.

"Well, I'm taking that as a no so no Sakura, I will not be leaving this seat, besides, Sasuke likes sitting with me. Right Sasuke?" Naruto fake grinned.

"Whatever dobe," Sasuke grunted.

"Heh, sorry ladies but this seat is taken. Sasuke clearly likes me to sit next to him so I have to comply." Naruto said with a fake smile plastered onto his face.

"NO HE DOESN'T NARUTO, HE CLEARLY HATES YOU NOW GET OUT OF MY WAY, SASUKE IS MINE!!!!!!" Sakura screeched making everyone's ears ring, especially Naruto since he has extremely keen and sharp ears that are highly sensitive.

Just then, Sakura raised a fist at Naruto and was ready to bonk him on the head, hard. Naruto braced for the impact but it never came. Naruto looked over and saw Sasuke catching Sakura's hand.

"S-Sasuke-Kun..." Sakura stammered.

"Get away from me, I hate you, you are annoying, obnoxious, and loud. When will you understand that I don't like you and never will?" Sasuke growled at her with a cold look in his eyes.

"B-but S-Sauke-kun." Sakura stammered.

Sasuke threw her hand away and sat down while returning to the task of looking out the window.

Just then, Iruka walked in and yelled at everyone to sit down. He then told everyone about the genin exams and then proceeded to hand out the written part of the test.

After the test was handed out, everybody got quiet and started concentrating. After taking a peek at the test, Naruto sighed and completed it in a record time of 30 seconds, scribbling through the answers with poopiest handwriting on the planet.

"How is this even a genin test, I learned all this like 9 years ago, or something like that. Standards really have dropped haven't they," Naruto thought.

He then proceeded to flip his test over and close his eyes and fall into a light sleep fully aware that Sasuke was staring at him as if he just grew like 15 heads.

Iruka-sensei handed the paper out and told everyone to start. Not long after, maybe about 20-30 seconds into the test, he saw the blondie next to him flip over the paper and lay his head down. I stared at him.

'No way he's done, it's only been like 30 seconds!!!!' Sasuke thought shocked. 'Hn, whatever, he probably took a look at the test and thought it was too hard for him so he ditched.'

Sasuke thinking this went back to taking his test thinking that Naruto ditched while in reality, he finished his test in record speed and was now taking a nap. Iruka saw Naruto put his head down and went wide-eyed.

'No way, that's not remotely possible, that was only 30 seconds. But then again..." Iruka got a flashback to Naruto's first day in the academy and sighed,

'I guess it makes sense...in a way... BUT 30 SECONDS, THAT'S NEAR IMPOSSIBLE.' Iruka thought but then decided to ignore it because he would find out when the test is done.

"Everybody, please hand in your papers. Time is up." Iruka said.

Naruto sat up and sighed. Iruka came around the room and motioned for everyone to hand their papers to him. When Iruka finally got to Naruto's spot, he was surprised to see that Naruto had finished the test. His eyes widened with shock.

"Sensei?" Naruto asked confused.

"Uhh... i-it's nothing," Iruka responded quickly composing himself.

"Hmm..." Naruto handed the paper to Iruka and sighed while putting his head down.

After collecting the papers, Iruka returned to the front of the classroom and announced that the rest of the exams will be held the next day and proceeded to dismiss everyone. Right after announcing, before anyone could get out of their seats, Naruto abruptly got up and strided toward the door. Everyone stared at him and suddenly Kiba yelled, "Dead-last, you probably failed the exams!" Just then, everyone started laughing at the blondie as he shoved his hands inside his pockets and smiled a very fake but un-noticeable to the normal eye smile, "Yeah, you're probably right!" Naruto laughed and casually walked out.

"Ugggg, that was so boring, could that test have been any easier, how is that even the real graduation exam, ha... I guess shinobi standards really have declined huh." Naruto sighed.

"Aren't you always in hibernation though?" Naruto teased.

"Lazy fox," Naruto chuckled.

Naruto swiftly left by shunshined to the Hokage's office right after changing into his Anbu attire and putting his mask on. He busted open the window and jumped in. The Hokage who was reading his Icha Icha Paradise written by none other than his godfather, Jiraya, or as I called him, the pervy sage, whipped his head around.

"NARUTO, BY ORDER OF THE HOKAGE, I DEMAND YOU TO NEVER EVER BREAK THE WINDOW EVER AGAIN!!!!!!!" Hiruzen yelled.

"Hah... how about... NO!!!!!" Naruto responded with a smirk.

"Unfortunately, I don't have enough power to stop you," by now the other Anbu that were in the office has already left right after bowing to their commander and the Hokage.

"Heh, anyway, here's the report of the Uchiha," Naruto said as handed the report to Hiruzen.

"Oh, arigato. By the way Naruto, have you done the other part of the mission yet?" Hiruzen asked hopefully.

"Nah, people keep annoying me and teasing me. Especially a kid named like, oh wait, what was his name again? Something like Kana, no Kita, no, Ummm... Oh, what was his god damn name! OH!!!! Wait... OHH!!!!! His name is Kibi!!!!!" Naruto exclaimed.

"Kibi? I don't remember a person from the academy named Kibi?" Hiruzen wondered aloud.

"Oh... well, it doesn't matter, he's extremely irrelevant." Naruto said annoyed.

Hiruzen sighed.

"Hey, Jiji, can you please give me an S+ rank mission, I have been babysitting the Uchiha for a year and I've been aching to kill someone and see some bloodshed. Kurama is getting restless as well." Naruto pleaded.

"Kurama too? Didn't you tell me all he wanted to do is sleep all day?"

"Well, yeah, the lazy fox does nothing but sleep all day, but he's still a fox and still, like me likes bloodshed. My hands are itching to kill someone. I nearly killed Kibi about like 20 times already but I had to keep reminding myself to hold back and now I can't take it anymore. I need blood and I need to release my KI (killer intent) or else I will suffocate!!!" Naruto complained.

"Fine, fine I'll give you an SS rank mission okay. I'll let you have some fun out there." Hiruzen finally answered after a few seconds followed by a long sigh.

"Hn. I knew you would come around Jiji." Naruto smirked.

Afterward, Naruto received information about the mission and set off, taking his time in the process.

Naruto smiled wickedly under his Anbu mask as he saw his opponents tremor. Naruto was digging his foot into a rogue ninja's gut with a katana at his abdomen ready to stab. The man under him was screaming out in pain and desperation, pleading for the masked man to not kill him.

Naruto's smile under his mask grew even wider and finally...

Stab.

Blood was flying everywhere as he started to behead the man. After finishing this task, he sealed the head away into a scroll and left the dead body on the side of the road to rot and get eaten away by crows and other insects. Naruto went to turn in the head and fetch his bounty. Naruto has turned in so many rogue ninjas that even Kakuzu would be ashamed of himself. After getting his bounty, Naruto headed back to the village. When he entered the gates, Izumo immediately recognized the fox mask and bowed, Kotetsu soon followed.

Naruto nodded in acknowledgment and shunshined to the Hokage's office. Naruto this time caught the old man reading his Icha Icha paradise and decided to give him a scare. Naruto concealed his Chakra completely as if he wasn't there and then made himself invisible. Naruto then made himself permeable (just like Tobi, or Obito). Then Naruto jumped through the window and landed next to the Hokage. He looked over the old man's shoulder and stifled a laugh.

"The old man is reading this kind of bull-shit??!!" Naruto sighed.

"You old closet pervert..." Naruto rasped-whispered right into Hiruzen's ears. Hiruzen widened his eyes and didn't dare turn around. The sound of the voice sent a chill down his spine.

"N-Naruto...???" The old man stammered.

Naruto sensed the Hokage's chakra spike and that's when he knew that he had succeeded. Naruto made himself visible again shooed the other Anbu in the room out. They left after bowing to both the Hokage and their commander. Naruto took off his mask and shook his head, his hair coming loose after some of his beautiful golden locks got stuck in his mask. Doing this could make any girl catch a nosebleed and fall in love with him. Doing this could also make any straight boy or man turn gay.

"So Jiji, are you still slacking?" Naruto smirked.

"E-er... U-umm..." The old man stuttered. "You see well... It was the paperwork's fault... It just kept on coming and coming. There was no action so I decided to find some in the Icha Icha Paradise book over here. Wanna check it out?" Hiruzen smiled gleefully seeing if the blondie would take interest in the book.

"Nah, I'm not a pervert, unlike you," Naruto rolled his eyes. "By the way, that mission was way too easy, the damn bastard couldn't even fight. How is he even an A rank ninja, that fucked up."

Hiruzen sighed. "Naruto, of course, he seemed weak because you're skill is Hokage level and higher. You could defeat Hashirama pretty quickly. Your skill is unmatched."

Naruto sighed. "Anyway, lets get some ramen, I'm bored and I haven't had lunch. I'll relieve you of your enemy paperwork for a while. The ramen's on me today. "I just got bounty money from the rogue ninja and my bank account has way too many zeros, I need to spend some anyway. Wanna crash?" Naruto smirked already knowing the old man's answer.

"OH THANK YOU THANK YOU THANK YOU!!!!! YOU KNOW HOW MUCH I HATE PAPERWORK, besides I also haven't had lunch yet." Hiruzen jumped up excitedly as if he was a 5-year-old kid. Naruto shook his with a smile on his face. He sometimes wondered how such an old man can have the personality of a 5-year-old.

"Yo Kurama wanna join us?"

"Hn. Well, at least I got your lazy ass up," Naruto smirked.

Naruto smirked.

"Kuchiyose no Jutsu!" Naruto yelled as symbols flooded the ground. Suddenly an orange fox appeared in a puff of smoke.

Here's what Kurama looks like, he's the size of a big dog. I also added it because it's one of the cutest things I've seen in a few months.

"So, let's going shall we?" Naruto said as he calmly walked toward the door with Kurama falling closely behind. Hiruzen then all of a sudden picked up Kurama and started snuggling him.

"OHHHH!!!!!! YOU ARE JUST SO ADORABLE!!!!! HOW CAN ANYONE PUT DOWN SOMETHING SO CUTE!!!!!" Hiruzen squealed.

Naruto started laughing so hard he fell to the floor. He rolled on the ground with laughter as the old man continued to cuddle the 1000+-year-old fox. Every time Naruto summons Kurama, the third Hokage will always start cuddling him non-stop. Kurama says he hates it but he secretly likes it. You ain't fooling nobody hun.

After a while, the laughter died down and Kurama finally got away from the old man. Naruto henged into his orange jumpsuit which led to him cringing and glaring with disgust.

"Oi, O'chan, 2 miso tonkatsu ramen with extra chasu, please."

"Hai, coming right up!!!"

"Awwwww!!!!! Hey Kurama!!!!!" Ayame fangirled while Naruto and Hiruzen laughed.

The first time Naruto summoned Kurama into his chibi form, Ayame took one look at him and fell in love. Ever since, every time Ayame met Kurama, she would hug him to death. Naruto also explained the reason for the rampage on the day of Naruto's birthday so Teuchi and Ayame understood what happened.

Ayame ran to the front, picked up Kurama, and started cuddling him while Kurama just grumbled and complained about how humans are so annoying.