《South Park Preferences》First Thoughts
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their first thoughts when they saw you! :)
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'who would order this from a burger shack?..'
'It was nice of her to talk to me and she's super pretty..'
'check out the tits on this babe.. oop, her voice is hot too..'
'whore.'
'GAH! girls are too much pressure!'
'fuc-... wow.'
'I like her style and I don't think I mind that ship..'
'I don't mind this view from behind this girl..'
'oh hamburgers.. she's so nice and pretty!'
'wow, she likes my jokes a-and she's pretty too!'
'wow, a girl with diabetes can be this pretty? I wonder.. did her mom fart on her too?'
'never thought a conformist would be this nice... and.. pretty?'
'she's different than other conformists...'
'she's such a role model for people and women everywhere! she sure seems nice too!'
'wow, she's wonderful!'
'god damn... she's a hot angel.. thank satan for Kenny..'
'welp, here goes nothing... hopefully people will stop thinking I'm gay for Kyle..'
'she isn't too bad honestly.. maybe, I can hang out with her more..'
'wow, she's so pretty and funny! I can't wait to tutor her more!'
'dude, that cosplay is so cool! oop, it's a girl, a pretty one...'
'yes, another protestor! she's really cute too, we could be great friends!'
'Revenge time with a cute girl!... did I seriously just think she was cute?..'
'another girl to torture my cousin with! we are gonna get along well..'
'no way! she likes post malone too? maybe she likes the other musicians I like!'
'I had no idea girls could be so pretty and super nice!'
'Aww... she's so nice, maybe we can become good friends!'
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