Kyle Broflovski

'I wish he would just serve me my food already..'

Stan Marsh

'I wonder why he is upset..'

Kenny McCormick

'hmm, there's a cute guy looking at cassettes.. Maybe I should talk to him?'

Eric Cartman

'wow, this fatass's mom is fucking my dad..'

Tweek Tweak

'ooh! a cute co-worker!'

Craig Tucker

'he doesn't look like a guinea pig person..'

Token Black

'I kind of wish he would date me already, so the ship stuff ends!'

Clyde Donovan

'I wish this guy would stop staring at my ass and just talk to me, he's cute..'

Butters Stotch

'Awe! what a sweetheart!'

Jimmy Valmer

'he's so funny! I should go and talk to him.'

Scott Malkinson

'that scott boy seems nice!'

Kevin Stoley

'i love his cosplay! i dont think i've seen a really good cosplay of that character before!'

Gary Harrison

'why is he still talking to me?'

David Rodriguez

'dude, this guy's food is the fucking bomb, I gotta see this guy again..'

Mark Cotswold

'awe, this poor kid is about to get his heart broke.'

Pete Thelman

'we weirdly have a lot in common..'

Michael (The Tall Goth)

'he's definintely my favorite goth.'

Gregory of Yardale

'what a cute tutor!'

Christophe the Mole

'wow! it's not everyday where you meet a boy who likes gardening!'

Damien Thorne

'is this really satan's son? he's hot as hell, no pun intended!'

Wendy Testaburger

'i'm glad we are fighting for the same thing!'

Bebe Stevens

'can't believe she dated that loser too!'

Red Tucker

'Craig's cousin is pretty hot.'

Nichole Daniels

'if she likes post malone, i immediately love her.'

Heidi Turner

'look at this cutie'

Rebecca Cotswold

'oops..'