《Little shinso Oneshots! [DISCONTINUED]》:p
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Shinsos pov
I was in listening to dads lecture during English when he mention something that made my heart drop "many people have different coping methods to help them, wether it collecting coins or age regression" I was glad he didn't glance in my direction, but now I was worried that someone would ask....and someone did, "um sir what is age regression?" The kid asked, my dad smiled "that's a good question, age regression is like a happy space per ce. The persons mind finds comfort in childish things, this can mean simple coloring in a child's coloring book or even acting like a child to accommodate the lack of a childhood" I smiled slightly at his words, papa is such a smarty pants 'wait no not now'
I internally panicked not noticing the kids face scrunch you "that's kinda weird tho isn't it? They don't like....use diapers and stuff right? And do they have like people that watch them?" Papa kept his smile "I don't know about diapers some my find that very uncomfortable, but when it comes to pacifiers and sippy cups they do use them. And yes, they have caregivers, they may be a lover or a someone very close to them that they trust" I raised my hand "um p-sir may I go to the restroom? It's an emergency" papa nodded "of course class is gonna end soon anyways" I nodded and took my stuff with me, I locked myself in a stall and opened my bag pulling out a paci that daddy recently got me,
it was yellow with Winnie the Pooh on it! "Heck! Why does dis happen now" I whined quietly, I froze when I heard someone enter the bathroom, I heard them muttering before going in the stall next to me "how am I even mumble mumble mumble" I couldn't hear what they said fully but it sounded like zuzu! I took my paci out and whispered "zuzu?" They continued to mutter so I whispered a little louder "zuzu??" The muttering stopped "hmm? Did ya say something over there?" I smiled it was definitely zuzu "zuzu it's toshi!" I said in a hushed tone "oh hi toshi!" Zuzu said, I giggled "I wittle, buh dont tell daddy! I be big boy soon!" There was a pause "well it's to late for that bubba" zuzu laughed, i pouted and smacked the stall wall "rude" "oh don't be like that, you'll get to see your daddy and dada wouldn't that be nice?"
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I leaned against the wall "yea" I started regressing deeper and started chewing on my shirt "uh ohs" "what's wrong toshi?" Zuzu asked, but I couldn't really answer instead I just started babbling (I just realized how inconsistent it is when I write about toshi regressing to two) zuzu left the stall and knocked on mine "toshi can you unlock the door?" I looked at the door and after a couple of tries I finally got it open. Zuzu smiled at me and knelt down "don't worry toshi denki and sero are almost here" I stared at him and did my best to comprehend his words, after more chewing on my shirt and babbles dada and daddy walked in, I got excited and tried to get up but fell back onto the toilet seat "hey little one" daddy said picking me up, I squealed and snuggled into his neck, daddy laughed and kissed my cheek "zuzu told me you were little, I didn't expect this" he said,
I giggled and chewed on his jacket "aawww, we definitely gotta get you to our dorm, I talked to your papa and he gave us permission to go. Can you walk?" I shrugged, daddy slowly put me on my feet and I stumbled a bit before holding onto his arm "hold on tight okay baby?" Daddy said, we started walking with dada walking behind me incase I fall backwards, I focused on walking and didn't even notice that we were already there, daddy opened the door and dada put my stuff in the corner "how about we get you into some more comfy clothes" dada said as he closed the door, i cheered and patting on my closet door. Dada chuckled and opened it "what do you wanna wear baby?" I pointed at a galaxy onesie before my legs wobbled and I fell on my butt, I giggled and chewed on my shirt but daddy moved my shirt and gave me my paci instead, dada got me into my onesie and sat me on my bed "aren't you just the cutest!" Daddy cooed,
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I giggled and started babbling at them, dada knelt in front of me and blew a raspberry on my tummy making me squeal (when fictional characters have something you don't 😔 lol). Dada smiled and kissed my cheek "your very little aren't you?" I nodded my head and flopped over "does the little cutie want cuddles?" Daddy asked, I smiled and wiggled in my spot, daddy laid down the right of me while dada laid to the left of me "your just so so cute!" Daddy said, I smiled and suckled on my paci, daddy and dada held me in their arms and kissed my cheeks "dada and daddy love you very much" dada said, I squealed and wiggled around even more making them laugh I smiled and slowly closed my eyes as I took a much needed nap.
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