《Hood shit 3》11
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"Why bitches with glasses be freaky af .. blind ass sluts." Kacey mugged looking at his phone.
"I'm dead." I said laughing. We was in Journey room having fun as always.
"Not blind sluts." Journey said cracking up. "This man here." I shook my head.
"I wonder do ants see other ants get killed .. they prolly be like 'Damn they got my nigga Anthony." He said and I was so weak.
"Omggggg." Journey said laughing loud as hell. "Nigga you need an award cause you funny as hell." I said.
"Anyways let's talk about this shit here. Who better shiesty or Kodak. Tired of people saying it." He said.
"Most def shiesty." Me and Journey said at the same time.
"Fuck no it's Kodak." He said shaking his head mugging us.
"Kacey, I'm sorry but that shit Kodak just put out ass. Ain gon cap his old songs good tho." I said.
"That shit hit you capping." He said looking down at his phone.
"Whatever." Journey said shaking her head. "Y'all hungry?" My mama said busting in the room.
"Yes ma'am." I said standing up fast. "That's a shame." Kacey said.
"I am carrying a baby sir." I said rolling my eyes at him.
"A damn shame." He said and I waved him off following my mama down stairs.
"Here." My mama said handing me a plate. "Thank you." I said going to sit next to my pops.
"Wassup my sir." I said nodded my head at him. "If youn get yo lil head ahh on." He said mugging me.
"Do you wanna fight tho?" I asked mugging him back. "Shiddd it's whatever." He said putting his food he had in his hand down.
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"Leave my baby alone." Mama said slapping his neck and I laughed.
"Leave my da alone." Journey said mugging me & mama. "Journey I'll whoop yo ass." My mama said playfully.
"We'll do it then." She said sitting down. "Yeah, you heard her." Pops said.
"And keep them nasty ass fingers to yo damn self." He added then I saw Kacey coming down the stairs.
"Who you talking to?" Kacey asked him. "I'm finna be talking to you in a min. Outta my face." He said.
"Ahhhhhhh! It's a bug!!!!" Journey yelled running around everywhere.
"You are the bug, sit down." Kacey said mugging her.
"Shut up lil nigga." Pops said mugging him. "Where the bug at?" He asked standing up.
"Over there." She said now crying. "Really Journey? You to fucking old." My mama said laughing at her.
"Ion find anything funny."Journey said wiping her face.
Pops killed the little bug that came from outside. "I do." My mama told her.
I finish eating my food and put my plate in the sink.
Ion understand why my mama so bougie. Never wanna use paper plates.
"Y'all coming to the game tomorrow?" Journey asked us.
"You know I am." I said because why would I miss my boyfriend playing basketball?
"I got something to do." Kacey said and I shook my head.
"I'm playing." He said because he knew Journey was going to be mad.
"Don't play like that." Journey said mugging him. "Dang can't take a joke?" He asked.
"I'm coming." My mama said now waiting our or slow father to answer.
"You gon answer my child or what?" My mama asked him mugging.
"Whoooo meeee?" He asked asked looking shocked. Lord help em.
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"I'm finna smack yo ass." Mama told him and me & Journey laughed.
"Yeah I'm coming." He said biting into his chicken.
"Next topic .. ma tell them Kodak better than pooh." Kacey said.
"Who dafuc is them?" She asked mugging him. "Nie you know who Kodak is." He told her.
"Show me a picture. I forgot how the nigga look." She said shaking her head.
"Who you think better da?" I asked him. "Pooh got more heat." He said and I dapped him up.
"You knowwww." I dragged cheesing. "Period." Journey said smiling.
Kacey showed mama the picture and she went with Kodak.
"What y'all Wanna be when y'all grow up?" Pops asked us.
"I wanna be a model." Journey told him. "Yesss that would definitely fit you." My mama told her.
"I wanna be a YouTuber." I said smiling hard. "That's new." Da said.
"You think I'll be a good youtuber?" I asked him still smiling.
"Not with allat smiling." He said and we laughed.
"Don't do her." My mama told him. "What about you kc?" Mama asked him.
"Rapper. You know got my talent from you." He said rubbing his hands together slowly.
"Period." She said smiling. "Anyways i got promos to do." Journey said standing up going to her room.
"Let's plan your gender reveal." My mama told me as Kacey got up going somewhere idk.
"Ima gon head out." Pops said slowly getting up leaving.
"That's cool." I said mugging them. "When do you wanna do it?" She asked me.
"Prolly next weekend or the next." I said shrugging my shoulders.
"We can do it next weekend. Outside or inside?" She asked me.
"Outside backyard is cool and cheaper." I told her looking down at my phone for a sec.
"Okay I got the rest planned out." She said and I nodded.
"Ima start my YouTube stuff soon and Ima take it serious because I'm tryna make money and not put everything on you and pops. You know I'm tryna get it on my own even tho I got you guys help." I told her.
"That's cool just don't work to hard tho. Like I always say if you need anything or wanna talk about anything I gotchu mamas." She said.
"I know .. I love you." I told her. "I love you more." She said kissing my cheek.
What would I do without her?
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