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"Hold me downnn." I sung getting inside my car plugging my phone up to the charger.
"Where you going?" Jayda said coming to my car while eating some hot chips.
"To Carson house." I said. "You wanna come?" I asked her and she nodded.
"Sure." She said getting inside the passenger sit. Over the few months her belly got huge.
"You acting naughty in this party." She sung to the song that came on the radio.
"Girllll my feet hurttt." She dragged taking her shoes off. "Ion know what to tell you." I said laughing.
"Aint shit." She laughed getting on her phone. "When you starting your YouTube?" I asked her.
"I needa go get a camera soon. Maybe tomorrow." She said and I nodded.
"When you going to start modeling?" I asked her. "Ion kno. I have offers tho." I told her.
"That's cool." She said then I pulled into Carson driveway.
We got out and knocked on the door. "Hey." We said to Carson.
"Wassup." He said letting us inside. I saw bri on the couch so I ran up and gave her a hug.
"That's who all you see?" Jamal asked me. "Ouuuu." He said seeing jayda come in.
"Hey Jamal." I said rolling my eyes at him playfully. "Here you can have my sit." He told jayda smirking.
She laughed sitting somewhere else. "No thank ya." She said.
"Stay messing with folks." Kj told him. "Ain messing with her."
"Would y'all fuck with somebody crossed eyed?" Bri asked us.
"Hell nawl .. I need all eyes on me dafuc." Jamal said and we busted out laughing.
"I'm done with you." Bri said laughing at him. "That's a dumb question." Jamal said rolling his eyes.
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"Anyway when your baby shower?" Bri asked jayda. "Soon. You know you going to be invited." Jayda told her.
"That's crazy .. y'all look nothing alike." Jamal said looking at me then jayda.
"Yes they do." Carson said shaking his head. "They do." Kj said.
"Your eyes playing games with you. You sure you not cross eyed?" Bri asked him and I laughed.
"Is it gay for a man to wear a big t shirt and no drawls to bed?" I asked them.
"Niggas wanna be Winnie the Pooh so back cuh." Jamal said and I was dead.
"Yes that's gay." Jayda said shaking her head and I laughed.
"How thats gay? It's the same as going to bed naked." Kj said shaking his head.
"But with a big t shirt? No that's not cute." Jayda told him mugging.
"Right." Carson agreed with Jayda. "Where Kash at gang?" Jamal asked Jayda.
"With his mama." She told him and he nodded. "You got some to eat bae?" Bri asked Carson.
"Hell nawl yo friends ate every fucking thing." Carson said looking at Kj and Jamal.
"Wow nigga you lying on me now? Since when?" Jamal asked with his mouth wide open.
"Anyways let's go to walmart." Bri said standing up.
"Okay." I said standing up and they did the same. "Who's riding with me?" Bri asked.
"Me." Carson and Kj said as we walked out the door.
Me, Jamal and Jayda got inside my car and we followed Bri to Walmart.
We got there and got out. Jayda went to the electronics while the rest went to food.
Well Jamal went with Jayda. He think he gon get her but I'm already hipped that he not.
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"Getting this for sure." I said picking up some rope candy. "Lemme get one for Jayda." I mumbled putting it in the buggy.
"Ouuu where you get them from?" Jamal asked me coming up to me with Jayda behind him.
"Over there." I pointed moving to where Bri them was. "This camera cute?" Jayda asked me.
"Yeah, how much was it?" I asked her and she shrugged her shoulders. "I don't know Jamal paid for it." She said.
"Wow. He needs to pay for my things." I said tutting my lips up.
"Right, Ain want him to but he said we besties." She told me and I laughed.
"This man here." I said shaking my head. "You got everything?" Bri asked me and I shook my head no.
"Jamal get over here." Jayda yelled at him seeing him messing with a kid.
"Nawl lil Nigga talking shit." Jamal said bucking at the boy.
"Come on fool." Kj told him shaking his head. Jamal came over and we went to where the chips be.
"Jayda put them hot chips back .. gone have that baby feeling like it's in hell." Jamal said and we busted out laughing.
"Jamal shut yo dumb ass up." Jayda said putting the chips in the buggy.
"This nigga funny as hell." Carson said laughing his ass off. "A damn shame." Bri said.
"Next?" Bri asked looking at everybody. "Juice gang." Jamal said and we walked that way.
"Excuse me sir." A old lady said to Jamal. "Wassup ?" He asked looking at her.
"That's how you answer a older lady?" She asked him and I mugged her.
"Mybad maam?" He asked and she just stared at him. "Hand me a juice." She told him.
"That's how you ask a young man?" He asked her looking at her side ways.
"I don't have to talk to you with respect, you have to talk to me in respect." She told him rolling her eyes.
"If youn getcho old ass out my damn motherfucking god damn face." He told her and I laughed.
"Wow. Ima get my son you whoop yo ass." She told him. "I'll whoop yo old ass and his." Jamal told her.
The old lady pulled out her phone and called someone and we just watched her.
"Okay, my son is outside." She smiled and we smiled back because we most def finna jump her old ass and his.
"Who disrespecting my mama?" The man asked yelling. "Me." Jamal simply said.
"Wassup then?" The man asked and I put my purse in the buggy and we just started fighting.
"Get off of my son!" The lady said pushing Bri and bri smacked dafuc outta her.
"Ouuu shit." Jayda said recording everything. The workers came and broke it up.
I looked at the man seeing a bloody nose and lip. His shirt was messed up and everything.
Kj had him bad. Carson had the legs while me & Jamal had everywhere.
"Can we pay for our things then leave?" I asked the worker and she nodded.
We paid then left. We got back to Carson house and watched the video.
Boy we was weak ass fuck seeing Bri sling the old lady on the floor.
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