《Hood shit 3》20
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"I have the thickest bestie ever." Bri said as we all sat in Carson house.
"And I have the prettiest bestie ever." I said smiling at her.
"Stop lying to each other." Jamal said and we both mug him.
"Jamal you the slowest friend they have so be the good puppy you is and shut up." Bri told him and I busted out laughing with Carson.
"Called yo ass a puppy." Kj said laughing. "Can't get mad because y'all claiming something each one of y'all not." Jamal said.
"Who ain't thick?" I asked him rolling my eyes. "And who ain't pretty?" Bri asked him.
We waited for him to say something but he didn't say anything.
"Oh okay." Me and bri said at the same time. "Clowning his ahh." Carson said shaking his head.
"They ain't clowning shit." Jamal said mugging. "That's why ion fuck with y'all." He continued.
"We don't give a fuck." Kj told him. "Come on Journey." He said standing up.
"Come on for what?" I asked him looking him up and down. "Nigga come on." Kj told me.
I looked at bri and she told me to go with the Nigga. I slowly got up and got my charger and purse.
Me and him walked out the door and got inside his car. "Wher-"
"Shut up and ride." He said pulling off and I shut up.
He turned the music up as nba youngboy played. I went to snap and recorded myself.
Later on we pulled up to juicy crab and I got happy as fuckkkkk.
"Whatchu want?" He asked me and I told him and he got out the car.
I watched him get inside and I FaceTimed Bri. "Bitchhhh he getting a bitch juicy crab." I told her happily.
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"Cute. Carson could neva." She said and I laughed. "Find a toy." I heard Carson tell her.
"If you want juice crab just say that." He told her. "IF I WANTED IT I WOULD HAVE ASKED!" She yelled at him.
"THEN DONT SAH CARSON COULD NEVER." He yelled back.
They started going at it and I hung up watching Kj come out the door.
He reached the car and got inside and handed me the food.
"You didn't have to buy me food but thank you." I told him. "It's straight." He said pulling off.
I notice he reached his house and I'm starting to think he tryna kidnap me.
"You just going to stare?" He asked me and I rolled my eyes playfully getting out.
He opened his door and he house was so nice. I cannot wait to get a house.
"This is cute." I dragged following him to his living room. He sat the food on the table then went ina back.
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Wyd?
Nothing.
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Oh I'm at Carson house
and They told me you with Kj👀.
lmfao nosey much but yeah😂.
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Mhm, don't do nothing
I wouldn't do. Love youuuu💚.
You done did everything but k love
you more❤️
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"So you peed on yo self because of the clown for your birthday party?" I asked laughing.
"Yeah man .. clown scared the shit outta me." He said and I laughed even more.
"It ain't even that funny." He mugged me then I calmed down.
"It is but Ain even gon cap I used to be scared of clowns to." I said finishing the rest of my food.
"So, why you brung me here? You want alone time with little ole me?" I asked smiling touching his face.
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"If my face breakout ima beat yo ass." He mugged me. "Tryna say I'm dirty?" I asked.
"That's exactly what I'm tryna say." He said and I slapped his face softly.
He grabbed my arm and then we just started play fighting. "Okay okay." I yelled because he was on me.
"Say you sorry." He said and I didn't say it so he pushed down on me harder. "I'm sorry." I yelled.
"What I thought." He said getting up. "Answer my question tho." I said fixing my hair.
"Whatchu asked?" He said looking at his phone then locking it placing it in his pocket.
"I'm not repeating myself I know you just like me." I said laughing at his face after I said that.
"I don't like shit ugly." He said leaning back on the couch. "It's not good to lie." I told him getting on tiktok.
He took my phone and put it in his pants. "Kj, if you want me to touch yo dick just say that." I mugged him.
He laughed hard before giving it back to me. "You funny." He laughed.
"What's yo real name?" I asked him. "Kaylen stop being fed." He told me.
"It's not fed because you know my real name." I told him pouting. "Because you don't have a nickname." He said and I nodded.
"How old you is?" I asked him. "I'm 18 lil girl stop asking shit." He told me.
"Shut up kaylen. I can ask you whatever." I said mugging him. "Get the government and don't know how to act." He said.
"And don't." I said flipping my hair in his face. "Want yo ass beat again?" He asked me.
No but you can eat his pussayyyy.
"What?" He asked. "I did not just say that out loud." I said and he started laughing.
"Stop laughing." I told him hitting his chest. "How long I been knowing you? What 3 months and you never been this bold." He said.
"I'm not bold, I meant to say that in my head chill." I told him picking up my drink and drinking it.
We stared it eachother for a min before we both leaned in for a kiss.
We started kissing and it got deeper and deeper. Then his phone started ringing.
Wow. Just wow.
"I know we did not just- " I said then we started laughing. "I knew you liked me." He said.
"No I don't, you like me." I said pushing him and he answered the phone.
"Huh? Ight on the way." He said and I looked at him confused.
"Yo sister water broke." He said and I got so happy grabbing my things and we left.
To be continued ..
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